Today in Joystiq: March 21, 2008
by Ross Miller 
{ Mar 21st 2008 at 11:59PM }
Joystiquery
Ask Joystiq: On Monster Hunter, Tipsters and Soda
DS Fanboy Lite: Mar. 15 - Mar. 21
Does our comment system work for you?
Joystiq Podcast 042 - Mostly harmless edition
Joyswag: Win a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl
This Week in Review: A Crystal-laden Vegas Prologue
News
LittleBigPlanet approaching Alpha, last stop before Beta
EA, Starz Media partner for Dead Space animated prequel
Rock Band Store launches, is awesome
Classic SFII combos work the same in SFIV
Departing Midway CEO bullish on company outlook
'Steel' a proper glance at MGS4 PS3 bundle
Ubisoft announces unimaginative 'Imagine Rock Star'
Metal Gear Solid Mobile sneaks onto Verizon phones
N+ developers rail against glut of bad XBLA games
Pentagon project to put game-like display on contact lenses
Rock Band Weekly: Boston six-pack
Defend Your Castle Wii Ware trailer is super-cute
Germans reveal Ticket to Ride, rate other XBLA games
Gibson sues Harmonix, Viacom, EA over Guitar Hero
Gibson lays lawsuit on GameStop, other major retailers
1982's Custer's Revenge cited in modern op-ed violence piece
Sins of a Solar Empire finally gets demo treatment
Midway's losses tallied up under Sumner Redstone's watch
Rumors & Speculation
Rumor: Kid Icarus making a comeback
Rumor: Wario's Woods coming to Wii Ware
Culture & Community
39 sealed Power Gloves, a great gift for nearly 5 octopi
More Portal love, now as LEGO stop motion
Jesus Mii invites us to Easter services
Awesome Metroid II fan remake three years in the making
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Fernando Rocker @ Mar 22nd 2008 12:03AM
Is that a PS2 or an amp?
Both are about the same size... can't tell the difference =p
ill trooper @ Mar 22nd 2008 3:25AM
You must be using some pretty small amps... That's not even as big as a head unit!
playwhutyalike @ Mar 22nd 2008 8:46AM
A long time ago I had a Fender Squier and a little amp that size. A "practice" amp. It sounded like ass compared to my friend's Peavey Bandit 112.
Mo @ Mar 22nd 2008 12:36AM
that is clearly a ps2...so you phail?
WhatIsThatThing @ Mar 22nd 2008 12:43AM
that is clearly a joke...so you phail?
deadpool @ Mar 22nd 2008 3:18AM
wasnt very funny so he phails?
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 22nd 2008 4:01AM
A phail for a phail makes the whole world phail.
Abuzar @ Mar 22nd 2008 8:50AM
Oh you guys think you're funny because you say "phail"? You all fail.
Psaakyrn @ Mar 24th 2008 2:33AM
^^ phail for not joining in bandwagon ^^
Naota @ Mar 22nd 2008 12:39AM
not bad, but i woulda ran the cables to the end of the neck.
Jeff @ Mar 22nd 2008 1:09AM
Fender > Gibson
Fernando Rocker @ Mar 22nd 2008 1:18AM
Dean > Gibson > Fender
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 22nd 2008 4:02AM
Chuck Norris > All.
Mike918 @ Mar 22nd 2008 4:37AM
First Act> All The Guitars....naa Just Kidding...i like Gibson more but its a question of personality :P
MisterSquared @ Mar 22nd 2008 3:44AM
yay im not the only one to put an apple sticker on my guitar!
Eh @ Mar 22nd 2008 5:37AM
the real guitar isnt a fender, I dont know what it is
sqwarlock @ Mar 22nd 2008 6:06AM
This. The headstock gives it away. The bridge does too.
Keshava @ Mar 23rd 2008 8:53AM
Apparently, it's a Lotus. Never heard of the brand before.
You can read the headstock logo a bit more clearly in this photo:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bluestarmedia/2207360976/sizes/o
Alcevious @ Mar 22nd 2008 11:14PM
Caption: One of these will get you laid.
bitza @ Mar 23rd 2008 9:07AM
nice guitars
http://www.i-guide.ro
hvnlysoldr @ Apr 12th 2008 5:31PM
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.
He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.
As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.
Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.