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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:32PM (Unverified) said

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I can't wait to not play it.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:07PM Negativecool said

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I'd buy that for fifty cents!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:09PM (Unverified) said

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You couldn't pay me to play this game.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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I've decided that I'm going to violently destroy every copy I see once it hits store shelves.

Who's with me?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 11:42PM (Unverified) said

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if i had a choice to either play this or have my ****** cut off, id undoubtedly go with "cutting my ****** off" choice #2
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:34PM dacool561 said

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april fools?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:38PM Duke said

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Nope, happy Bataan Day!!!!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:05PM (Unverified) said

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i dont think so. Pretty sure they already did theirs last issue with the lego-halo article...unless they do two this year which would just be cruel
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:35PM (Unverified) said

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Please remember this is their April issue. Anyone heard of April Fools, this has to be a joke.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:39PM chrisgrant said

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Nope, this is the May issue. The April issue has GTAIV on the cover, remember? http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3166739
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:56PM (Unverified) said

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You must not have any magazine subscriptions, magazines are usually out a month ahead, for example in March the April issue comes out. The joke was LEGO Halo.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:22PM (Unverified) said

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I don't see the point magazine subscriptions anymore, considering the internet has everything up to date instantly. Ever since I got my hands on the GameBoy Advance SP, I didn't have any more uses for magazines what-so-ever.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 8:33PM (Unverified) said

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The EGM are good for read in the bathroom =p
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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Plus, the EGM sub was free from Joystiq. Thanks!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 9:11PM (Unverified) said

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"The EGM are good for read in the bathroom =p"

Like i said, ever since i got my GBA SP ;)
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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I remember working at gamestop and having a sale on 50 sent.

if you bought the psp version (discounted) you would get a FREE copy of the ps2 version... and we STILL couldn't sell it.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:13PM SheppyReturns said

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Apparently you COULD sell it, cause that fucker broke a million.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:28PM Lijik said

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Why would I want two copies of a crappy game?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:37PM Jakey777 said

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Okay...he is right about million copied but the game sucks nevertheless.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:40PM (Unverified) said

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The real gag seems to be "31 downloadable games previewed." What sane person would just preview 31, possibly Flash-based, games?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:55PM LaughingTarget said

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Game reviewers. It isn't exactly an amazing job to have.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:44PM prime8 said

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must be Sierra's plan to get rich or die tryin'
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:46PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Wait, this is in the bible :O

In the year 20 09, judgement day will come :O

Guess when this releases, that will be that day, judgement of anyone drunk enough to happen to buy this.

Saying that, you know that all the chavs will have this and GTA in thier collection, long live chavs.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:37PM (Unverified) said

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Actually in the Bible it predicts:

In AD 2101, war was beginning...
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:45PM (Unverified) said

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We get signal!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:11PM (Unverified) said

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Ccccooommmboooo breaker!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 4:56PM (Unverified) said

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I believe the actual title is 50 Cent: Five Dimes.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:00PM RobAccomando said

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Oh word?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:13PM (Unverified) said

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No one says word anymore.

F*ck 50 cent we need a Mc Hawking game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjgYbcErf9g
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:11PM (Unverified) said

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Why...would they put something about 50 Cent on the cover of the magazine?...I thought they actually wanted the magazine to sell....
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:13PM moopcow said

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What a bummer...
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:19PM Burritoclock said

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I don't know, the first game was chock full of unintentionally funny moments...

Guilty pleasure I must admit.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:26PM (Unverified) said

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50 cent II = 1 dollar
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:54PM SSUK said

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So you mean 50 Cent II = 50p now? That unconfuses matters a bit.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:12PM (Unverified) said

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50P says UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:37PM (Unverified) said

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dangermouse wins an internets for funniest post of the week (so far)
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:31PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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The sad thing is is that this game will probably be a million seller too.


Sigh, the world really is filled with stupid people.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:31PM samfish said

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If they make a third one, they should call it "Tree Fiddy: 50 Cent vs The Loch Ness Monster".
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:38PM In A World said

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Actually Tree Fiddy would be the seventh game in the series. Let's hope it never comes to that.

btw Sam, can I borrow Tree Fiddy?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:48PM (Unverified) said

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Off topic: Sam, I'm going to add you to my Brawl friend list. Add me back?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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No it should be 50 centFu! Featuring 50 cent and Shaqueal O'Neal in a unique fighting game with unresponsive controls and a camera that hates for some inadequate reason (explained at the end of the story mode).
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 7:20PM ChooChooCharlie said

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Good stuff, samfish.

I really did LOL at that one.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 11:27PM samfish said

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I added you, Jack. Thanks!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:36PM In A World said

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Is 50 Cent still relevant even to the people who bought the first game?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:41PM (Unverified) said

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Good music is always relevant.












HAHAHAHA!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:41PM (Unverified) said

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I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but right now would be a good time for Jack Thompson to stop a game.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:29PM Tiptup300 said

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OMG, what have we done!? We needed him all along!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:39PM (Unverified) said

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If he can't. Do it. Homey, it CAN'T be done!...
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 5:57PM Wubbytoes said

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Wow, hopefully it can live up to the original.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2008 6:01PM (Unverified) said

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GOTY!
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