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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:05PM derektgreen said

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I think Xbox.com just had an update...my profile is deff different.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:06PM (Unverified) said

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while wrapped in velociraptor skin
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:06PM Neon Jebus said

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I'll play it while sporting a tea dress. If someone disses my outfit I'll gut them with a hunting knife. Sounds manly to me!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:06PM xenocidic said

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@derek - yep, I tipped it. waiting on the news to get "pushed" out .................

as far as the contest - teh team kill achievement would have been the manliest!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:07PM UTWwarden said

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shoot dem Beasts!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:11PM derektgreen said

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Sorry, that was deff off topic.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:25PM (Unverified) said

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I would play Turok while simultaneously doing my chick. What's manlier than video games and a good boink?
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:09PM mcwattersm said

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I'd play while having to shave my chest every 20 minutes because it would make me grow extra chest hair!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:10PM txhoudini said

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I think there is only one way to play... loincloth and feather headdress
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:09PM Corncobtacular said

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I'll play it while sitting on my couch in only my underwear, eating nachos and drinking beer.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:10PM (Unverified) said

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ill play while drinking shots of old spice
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:10PM HazyCloud said

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I'll be shaving with rusted razors and drinking from a keg. Possibly grunting ala Home Improvement style while yelling, "More power!"
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:10PM ZEBRA NINER said

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Wow Richard... I thought you weren't going to talk about the man crush you have on Turok again. :)

Oh, I have a Turok 360 console skin that I will throw if you guys want it! Free shipping!!! ZOMG!!!!!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:11PM (Unverified) said

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I'll play dressed as a woman to prove I'm just THAT manly.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:11PM (Unverified) said

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i will play the game while having all 3 jurassic park films playing on the tvs in my house
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:12PM (Unverified) said

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Man, i need a new game. Its my birthday today though!!! How about a gift from my favorite Xbox website?? haha
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:11PM HiIAmRyan said

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in a rambo costume in my backyard
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:12PM DiamondXP said

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I would wear my Dino kills as a skin suit and would be known Henceforth as Buffalo Bill.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:12PM (Unverified) said

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please grace me with the game known as turok!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:14PM (Unverified) said

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I'm gonna fashion a way to play Turok the way it was meant to be played, with a Nintendo 64 controller!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:14PM sqvid said

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So the losers get Turok but what do the winners get?
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:14PM Sloar said

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I'll play it in my boxers with a half-eaten bowl of Lucky Charms next to me.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:16PM Hunter2223 said

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I'll only play the Game Naked, While Eating Red Meat and Drinking Beer.... With Sports Playing in the PIP like Manly sports, like Hockey, or Luge, or Curling.

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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:15PM swede33 said

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I'll play Turok while putting up drywall and fixing a vintage car. That's about as manly as it gets.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:20PM (Unverified) said

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I'd grow a beard for at least a week before I'd even consider playing.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:16PM vidguy said

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I'd play with a beer on one knee and a topless chick on the other. The topless chick would have to be imaginary, my girlfriend would never watch me play Turok!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:17PM (Unverified) said

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loincloth
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:19PM (Unverified) said

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Shirt off, beer in hand, listening to Metallica, while watching Troy and 300 simultaneously.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:17PM cyberweasel said

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Play it while drinking beer and grunting :)
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:19PM (Unverified) said

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The manliest way to play Turok would be to play it in my hunting room with all my Dino head trophies and let out a primal scream every time I killed another dino.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:31PM (Unverified) said

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while wearing my banana hammock. What could be more manly then that?
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:18PM Softserve said

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I'll dress up as Brock Samson.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:20PM (Unverified) said

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I will play Turok while sitting upon furniture made from the bones of my prey, laughing heartily as I invoke the death and pain of my enemies with mighty plucks of my bow, with my woman kneeling on the floor at my side, wrapping her bosom around my mighty calf, and all this while I wear nothing but Old Spice and a thousand mile stare.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:21PM (Unverified) said

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I'm going to play it while eating a piece of steak....medium rare. Gasp!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:26PM JimmyJett said

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I'd play Turok only after watching Jason Taylor on Dancing with the Stars...Now that's manly.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 3:10PM (Unverified) said

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Turok want to get that so bad.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:26PM (Unverified) said

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I love free stuff, and new games!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:28PM Hockle said

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I doubt I'm manly enough to even open the case that TUROK comes in. And if I do get it open, I bet a dinosaur will pop out and eat my face off.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:29PM prence said

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I'll play it in a loin cloth, eating slabs of raw cow, while punching my girlfriend in the face and screaming I WEAR THE CLOTH IN THIS RELATIONSHIP WOMAN.

I might have to sleep on the couch (or in a cell) for the next month, but I'd have Turok, so it'd be worth it.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:27PM Fox City said

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I'd probably have someone doing a pedicure while I played with one eye because the other one would be covered with a cucumber. Oh and in a vat of mud. That's pretty manly, right?
WO-manly, maybe XD
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:27PM (Unverified) said

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I'll play it with...real weapons...
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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I shall play Turok with a beartrap stuck on my leg.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:58PM WorldSpawn2000 said

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I will play it the manliest way possible... in the nude without using my hands!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:29PM stupendous52 said

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I will play it in the woods, with grizzly bears and hobos.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:29PM flameofdoom666 said

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I thought the demo for this game was kickass. I was very pleased when I played it on my OXM demo disc. It was the same disc with the 3 free rockband songs.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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I will play it in a manly tanktop made out of bacon.

Errr wait... maybe that isn't so manly but it would taste good.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:31PM (Unverified) said

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i'll play it in bed? is that manly?
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:30PM (Unverified) said

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Play it while submerdged in the bathtub
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:30PM lysernix said

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I'm growing a beard right now, so just playing it with my current grizzly-adams appearance should qualify nicely!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 12:32PM (Unverified) said

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Another sweet giveaway from our friends @ 360Fanboy!
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