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Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:16AM flameofdoom666 said

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Ide play it5 dressed as a woman. You cannot get manier then that!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:17AM (Unverified) said

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as the eloquent britney would say...."gimme gimme more [turok]" :P

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:20AM (Unverified) said

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i'll play with my hands on my 360 manly

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:22AM (Unverified) said

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I will play until every dinosaur has suffered the wrath of my giant biceps, and every human has fallen silent to my giant manlyness.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:22AM (Unverified) said

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naked while eating a steak and watching football in the PIP.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:23AM skullsdontfade said

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i'm going to have to finish this one to the very end in one sitting. it's hard to get up when you're smuggling bowling balls.

p.s. BEER!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:24AM (Unverified) said

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Is it my turn yet?

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:24AM (Unverified) said

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I'll play naked.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:24AM (Unverified) said

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Turok would complete me. My life would matter. My manliness could be proven. Here I come dino-turds!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:25AM (Unverified) said

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i'd play it... with an xbox?

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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I already mentioned eating raw meat...so to be even more manly, I would play the game in a loincloth while uttering primal screams.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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Some day I may actually win one of these things, the odds have to be better than being hit by a meteorite... And the novelty of that wears off after the first few times.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:30AM (Unverified) said

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me love you long time

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:28AM (Unverified) said

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Does any one else hide their Gamerscore ??

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:30AM (Unverified) said

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Yaba-Daba-Doo!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:33AM Adm K said

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If I win, I'll play the game with the top few buttons of my shirt unbuttoned, exposing a bit of chest hair. It doesn't get much more manly than that.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:33AM Shadow0324 said

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pick me!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:34AM brownc4 said

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Nothing but a Jock Strap!!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:34AM viledeception said

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I will play it while watching Jem and the Holograms.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:35AM (Unverified) said

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Play it with my combat paint on...

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:34AM stupendous52 said

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I'll eat a manwich, manicotti, and a mandarin orange while I'm playing my Turok as the man that I am.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:36AM JimmyJett said

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With a boa constrictor wrapped around my shoulders.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:37AM mcwattersm said

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I'd play while having to shave my chest every 20 minutes because it would make me grow extra chest hair!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:37AM Neon Jebus said

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I'll play it the only other manly way I can. As a newly 30 year old man!

'Cause today's my burfday!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 10:22PM (Unverified) said

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I'll play it after coming home from yet another crappy work day, in which I work 2 horrendous jobs for about 12-14 hours, dealing with stupid people/customers angering me while I have to force a smile on my face and point them to the correct aisle for the Depends or Vagisil. This time each day only builds up continuous frustration, which can easily be resolved by mutilating dinosaurs and the like while envisioning the exact customers that left complaints at the front desk even though I forced a fake-a$$ smile and wished them a nice day. Plus my fiance would appreciate me blowing up dinosaurs rather than blowing up in her face after simply asking where I placed the salt so she can make dinner.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:40AM (Unverified) said

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I'll play Turok while wrestling pit bulls with my feet and head bashing glass plates.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:46AM (Unverified) said

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While flexing and curling 2 chicks on a stick.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:41AM Darko85 said

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Step 1: give away tons of awesome prizes
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

I love this site!!!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 12:04PM (Unverified) said

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In nothing but a jock strap with a gallon of chocolate milk strapped on my back.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:42AM UndefiledRage said

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Is this Turok game any good?

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:43AM (Unverified) said

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After watching the entire Jurassic Park trilogy and learning the ways of Jeff Goldblum, I shall proceed to play the game, but still have a sympathetic understanding that the dinosaurs are just victims of the chaos theory.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:44AM (Unverified) said

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Even though I'm a girl... I know how to play in a manly fashion.

I'd play while drinking a Bud and ordering my boyfriend into the kitchen to cook for me.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:44AM (Unverified) said

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If I win I will wear my hair up in a faux-hawk in tribute to Turok while I play. who knows, maybe I'll sport the hawk at work too?

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:45AM (Unverified) said

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I'll give Turok a try. Sign me up.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:45AM (Unverified) said

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I'll put that black paint (that football players wear) under my eyes so I can stare at the screen longer and kill more dinos!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:47AM (Unverified) said

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I'll play the game standing up in a sauna. To better replicate the dino infested jungle, I will release a crocodile in the sauna first.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:48AM xSILENTxHUNTERx said

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ill play this wearing only a feather headdress

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:51AM (Unverified) said

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I will play it while painting my toenails.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:53AM (Unverified) said

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I would play it with my version of turok for n64!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 12:01PM jgladeb said

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I'd play it with my dinosaur-gutting knife in hand! Uhm, and the controller too... probably...

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:55AM (Unverified) said

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In by ... the... skin... of ... my ... teeth!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 11:57AM andrewj said

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I'd play it while wearing my barney dinosaur costume.

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 12:01PM soulpopped said

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third time's the charm! let me win those dinosaurs!

Posted: Mar 28th 2008 1:29PM Dogtree said

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I would play in my sponge bob boxers with my fuzzy slippers.

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