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Posted: Mar 26th 2008 4:56PM (Unverified) said

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I will be playing while eating raw steak and shooting a gun. I am man, hear me roar...

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:10PM Landosystem said

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I will play it cross legged wearing a tea cozy for a hat...

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:13PM Ghostsoft said

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Nude. Nothing on but my manliness.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:17PM (Unverified) said

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I will spontaneously sprout muscles that would make Arnold look like a pansy as well as a mustache to assert my authority. As I play the very manly game, I will constantly lift weights with one hand and perform brutal kills with my other hand.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:18PM (Unverified) said

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I'll play while eating nachos and drinking beer.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:26PM ajhandy said

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I'll play it wearing a Steve McQueen Tshirt

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:30PM (Unverified) said

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I want to shoot a F'in Dino

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:33PM ntn4502 said

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I' will play this game while drinking the manliest drink ever... Beast Ice(and yes I'm 24)

thanks x3f!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:34PM clayton2 said

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Play in the nude... jk

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:42PM Outrager said

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I'm gonna curse at the screen while being surrounded by ladies.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:46PM (Unverified) said

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Bro, if I win this brotastic copy of Turok I willl totally brodown and destroy these wussy dinos with my chiseled delts and bursting guns ( weapons, not my rock-solid biceps). You know you want to give it to me bros.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 6:27PM (Unverified) said

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I plan to drink whiskey and eat hot wings while playing turok on one tv and watching march madness on the other tv

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 5:51PM xbonzaix said

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i will saddle up a raptor and ride around like the Wild West.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 6:24PM (Unverified) said

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I will play Turok like I used to do on the Nintendo 64. I will let the enemies start getting eaten by the dinosaurs and when there are just a few left, I shall charge with my hunting knife and gut them all.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 6:25PM Magic Whiskey said

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Richard, fellow macho men..

There is only, ONLY one way to play Turok, and it's with PURE MANDOM. I plan to play Turok with all the powers and abilities MANDOM offer me.

You absolutely have to see this old Japanese Charles Bronson commercial for MANDOM cologne. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8bqVL0VXrE&feature=related

ALL THE WORLD LOVES A LOVER! (And I'd love me some Turok!)

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 6:35PM shh101890 said

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I will play while pretending I am Chuck Norris, and fighting dinosaurs with only my fists.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 6:43PM mirage said

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I will play it wearing only my leather hunting thong. Tarzan style!!!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 6:47PM gudaman said

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I would play this game over Xbox Live w/ my friends since they all blast me for not having it... and even if i dont win, thats ok, I'll just put another 45 hours into Elder Scrolls Oblivion!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 6:48PM (Unverified) said

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Sit down in your pjs and have some family fun!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 6:49PM (Unverified) said

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i'll play it while grilling burgers on a george foreman grill

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 6:54PM (Unverified) said

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Turok, yeah!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 7:02PM (Unverified) said

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I'll sit on the couch, wait in the bushes and let the raptors tear my enemies to shredsss...

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 7:04PM (Unverified) said

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I will play this game while getting serviced by a chick in her mid 20's.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 7:23PM (Unverified) said

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the manliest way would be playing Turok while listening to Celine Dion - "All By Myself"

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 7:21PM (Unverified) said

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Turok looks awesome! Thanks for the sweepstakes!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 7:27PM stringanomaly said

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I'll be playing as myself.

Posted: Mar 27th 2008 3:39AM (Unverified) said

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I'll play in a loin cloth...eating nearly raw meat...with a knife I'll hold in my teeth while playing Turok...yelling like Melle Mel every after every kill...EERRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 7:52PM (Unverified) said

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I'll be wearing my horse armor.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 7:55PM (Unverified) said

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ill be playing it with my trusty tin foil hat and constantly looking out my window waiting for someone to give me a dirty look.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 7:57PM mintymonkey said

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i will play naked sporting my manhood with a nice tall glass of testosterone in my hand. As for grub i will be eating a bowl of rocks straight from the earths core. all while having a tiny asian midget punch me in the forehead repeatedly.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:03PM aStagnantSleep said

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my manliest way to play would be while taking a crap :) Gotta get those ch33vos.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:05PM (Unverified) said

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I'd take the time of delivery, run down to west hollywood and find the best plastic surgeon to give me a short sloping skull-line, enlarge my cheekbones so you can cut a roast on them, and give me Jay Leno's chin. Then I can play as the ultimate macho man Disney envisions.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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I will play Turok in my boxers because thats how manly I can get!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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I will play Turok in my boxers because thats how manly I can get!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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I will play Turok in my boxers because thats how manly I can get!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:17PM FR3SH JIV3 said

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I will play the game while enjoying case of beer, a pound of bacon (extra crispy), and chopping firewood.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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With T-Rex heads all over the walls with all the hunting I'll be doing.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:29PM (Unverified) said

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The Demo was very impressive. Shooting a Dinosaur with a flare and watching it wiggle in pain is totally awesome.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:35PM (Unverified) said

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in my underwear

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:41PM DjDATZ said

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gonna be up in 'dem dino's faces with my 18 inch huntin' knife.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:47PM (Unverified) said

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I will own all of yall in Turok since ill be home for spring break due to football injury :(. Hope i win :)

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:45PM ccindyderek said

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I will play it as I play all of my games, shirtless, letting my chest hair wave in the breeze as I unleash my manly fury on the creations of the various developers! Wait, what am I talking about, I will play it shirtless sweating as always because the small exertion of holding the controller will put me close to a heart attack, mainly because I spend my time in front of the TV, instead of doing any positive physical activity! Ah, the gamer's life...

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:48PM (Unverified) said

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I will play it wearing a hat, on a mat, next to my cat and drinking a Fat (tire).

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:50PM (Unverified) said

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You guys include Canada now?

Sweet!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 8:57PM (Unverified) said

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In a dinosaur costume

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 9:05PM (Unverified) said

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Sitting in a gravel pit.

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 9:23PM (Unverified) said

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I would play with my left hand, lift 200 lb. weight with my right, have a beer bong permanently taped to my mouth with a nakade women pouring the beer, fight a bear with my right leg, and an alligator with the left.....then go make sweet sweet love down by the fire( but seceretly play the game while she isn't looking)

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 9:36PM (Unverified) said

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is this like that movie about the dinosaur park...i think it was called back to the future

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 9:56PM JMonkeYJ said

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haven't played turok since 2, but i'll take on for free!

Posted: Mar 26th 2008 10:14PM (Unverified) said

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Will I ever win something? Probably not, but I will try anyway. Thanks for a great site.

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