Haze 'officially' coming May 22
by Ross Miller 
{ Mar 26th 2008 at 3:00PM }
The above picture isn't actually from Haze, but a snapshot of our good friend Jonas, who has been waiting for the game since it was announced and has resorted to screaming into his homemade Haze mask every time it gets delayed. Please don't make him don the helmet again, Ubisoft.
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foxhound421 @ Mar 26th 2008 3:06PM
i really hope this game turns out to be worth all of the delays.
Worst Review Ever @ Mar 26th 2008 3:13PM
When is it "unofficially" coming?
Daniel @ Mar 26th 2008 3:13PM
Ole' Jonas needs to get that overlapping tooth fixed...
Maybe instead of whining about a bound-to-be-sub-par game's release date, Jonas should visit the dentist.
Shagittarius @ Mar 26th 2008 3:16PM
I just talked to ubisoft they said they made a mistake, its going to be later but you can pick up Haze 2: Hazier on May 24th.
xFenixKnightx @ Mar 26th 2008 3:17PM
Damn, finally! Im gonna check it out.
dabamf @ Mar 26th 2008 3:18PM
Ambiguously gay shooter is more like it. I was really excited about this game, but now that it's been delayed so long my expectations are far too high to be met.
Phranctoast @ Mar 26th 2008 3:39PM
what does a gay horse eat.
haaaaaaayze.
damn that was awful....
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Mar 26th 2008 4:24PM
.......
God damn you Phranc
Jay @ Mar 26th 2008 3:18PM
May 22 2009.
Intentless @ Mar 26th 2008 3:18PM
Not to nit pick up I am going to nit pick... You forgot the final period at the very end of the article...
Lord Chako @ Mar 26th 2008 3:54PM
"Not to nit pick up I am going to nit pick..."
You should examine your own writing, before critiquing others.
dabamf @ Mar 26th 2008 4:14PM
The Lord is right...your sentence is very badly constructed.
Phranctoast @ Mar 26th 2008 3:19PM
Looks worth it for the 4 player mp co op online.
Theres not enough games that do this!!!!!
Curtis the Claw: Brawl Code 1075-0441-3284 @ Mar 26th 2008 4:00PM
We all get it already. You hate everything that doesn't have 4 player co-op. Your posts have almost become automatic [-]'s due to your overwhelming hate.
dabamf @ Mar 26th 2008 4:13PM
Holy shit, man, that "haaaaaayze" comment was so bad that it was good. Very well done.
Phranctoast @ Mar 26th 2008 6:09PM
thank you.
Was embarrassed while simultaneously being proud. confusing....
Curtis the Claw: Brawl Code 1075-0441-3284 @ Mar 26th 2008 3:21PM
Is there anyone that is actually excited for this? I just can't seem to care about this game no matter how hard I try. Maybe I'll pick it up after it's price drops or when it's on the 360 so I can play with my Live friends.
Knight Marquise @ Mar 26th 2008 3:48PM
No. I lost interest in it while it was still going to be on all platforms and they decided to try and generate hype for their game by trashing another FPS...a FPS that it will never come close to even selling like.
Phranctoast @ Mar 26th 2008 3:51PM
We all get it already. You hate everything related to the ps3 until its on the 360. Your posts have almost become automatic [-]'s due to your overwhelming hate.
Curtis the Claw: Brawl Code 1075-0441-3284 @ Mar 26th 2008 3:56PM
"We all get it already. You hate everything related to the ps3 until its on the 360."
Um...do you have me confused with someone else? Maybe the other guy with the paper mario avatar? Please find another comment of mine where I've "hated" something that was on the PS3 until it was on the 360. I own a PS3 you idiot! The only other problem I've had even related to the PS3 is GT5P. So please back up your claim with a link to a comment of mine that supports your lie.
ViagraFiend @ Mar 26th 2008 4:39PM
I'm not excited. Never have been. I am looking forward to see what reviewers think and if its good, I'll probably get it.
I don't get truly "excited" over many games.
Curtis the Claw: Brawl Code 1075-0441-3284 @ Mar 26th 2008 4:46PM
There was a time when I was somewhat excited for this game. Now though with MGS4, Killzone 2, and Resistance 2 coming up I see no need to play this.
Worst Review Ever @ Mar 26th 2008 3:21PM
This game isn't about joining a fraternity, is it?
deaftly @ Mar 26th 2008 3:23PM
generic comment about generic game
xFenixKnightx @ Mar 26th 2008 3:27PM
Lol, I have a feeling this game is gonna BOMB.
Jake11 @ Mar 26th 2008 3:28PM
generic fanboy response about said generic game
Shagittarius @ Mar 26th 2008 3:29PM
When you play just squint and you can pretent its Mario in a bee suit.
Microswirl @ Mar 26th 2008 3:25PM
...and November 22nd for Xbox360.
Bleu @ Mar 26th 2008 3:27PM
This is a day one launch game for me thank you, I hope this isnt like Rainbow six because they didnt rush this one with all the delays so I hope Ubi doesnt screw this one up.
Hyams @ Mar 26th 2008 3:30PM
To be honest, I've kind of lost interest in the title with Resitance 2 and Killzone 2 (both of which look to be better titles) coming out.
I'll probably give it a rent, although I serously doubt I'll buy it.
Hyams @ Mar 26th 2008 3:32PM
Also, I'm curious whose bright idea it was to make a soldier's helmet out of fucking GLASS.
Phranctoast @ Mar 26th 2008 3:42PM
Those games are September and November. Kind of a wait if you ask me.
Hyams @ Mar 26th 2008 3:44PM
I'm not a big FPSer. Hell, my personal collection of games only currently contains a single FPS - Timesplitters 2.
I don't mind waiting for my next FPS. It's MGS4 and FF13 that I want now.
Phranctoast @ Mar 26th 2008 3:57PM
I used to be the same way about fps' on consoles and only buy them on PC. got tired of upgrading and the console fps's are becoming comparable.
I wont them to get off their ass and give us a date on FF13 soon!!!!
Curtis the Claw: Brawl Code 1075-0441-3284 @ Mar 26th 2008 4:14PM
@Phranctoast
We all get it already. You hate everything related to the ps3 until its on the PC. Your posts have almost become automatic [-]'s due to your overwhelming hate.
Hyams @ Mar 26th 2008 4:16PM
Curtis, perhaps you should have actually, y'know, READ Phranctoast posts before you wrote that?
Curtis the Claw: Brawl Code 1075-0441-3284 @ Mar 26th 2008 4:19PM
@Hyams
Haha, you missed the point of it, here is what he posted to one of my comments.
"We all get it already. You hate everything related to the ps3 until its on the 360. Your posts have almost become automatic [-]'s due to your overwhelming hate."
What he said made absolutely no sense and was in no way true, so I am now replying to his posts with things that make less sense.
Hyams @ Mar 26th 2008 4:20PM
... and that course of action makes sense, how?
Curtis the Claw: Brawl Code 1075-0441-3284 @ Mar 26th 2008 4:23PM
It doesn't, that is exactly why I'm doing it.
Synner @ Mar 26th 2008 3:41PM
You know, this game is looking to be a new "Red Faction" to me. All the hype, all the cool features, and a disappointing experience.
Maybe that's why I have totally lost interest in it.
baby sea tuna @ Mar 26th 2008 3:58PM
Still no interest, "officially." Even if the PS3 controller was good for FPSs, this still looks like the most generic "single gimmick" shooter this side of Timeshift.
rikimaru @ Mar 26th 2008 3:59PM
Oh, I thought this was out already and I could stop seeing ads for it. Oh wait was that Crysis? No, I get them confused, wait this isn't Timeshift either. I'm lost, they all look the same to me.
CJ Strike @ Mar 26th 2008 4:18PM
FYI It says it will hit European shelves, not American...
colinbell @ Mar 26th 2008 4:27PM
Probably the only one who IS interested (i.e., not an xbot slimeball trying to spread bad vibes about a game that dared to go PS3 timed exclusive) and will probably preorder. Decent graphics, a stab at some new game mechanics /story and hopefully the same good gameplay as in Timesplitters. And if it actually turns out to be not very good, well, at least I would be supporting an attempt to create something different rather than a Halo 3 with shoddy 640p graphics, stupid story and the same old tired gameplay as we saw years back in Halo 1.
And which bring me to my next question - all those commenting on the game being "generic" can you name some shooter titles in this gen that were NOT generic (even CoD4 was a generic FPS, just well made). I bet none of you bought Lost Planet or Halo 3 right?
NATO_Duke @ Mar 26th 2008 5:16PM
OK, so all people not interested in Haze are "xbots"?
"(i.e., not an xbot slimeball trying to spread bad vibes about a game that dared to go PS3 timed exclusive)"
Thats a pretty weak argument don't you think. I guess everyone not interested in buying anything is a 'communist' too. Yeah, that makes sense.
Alphacrumb @ Mar 26th 2008 9:55PM
I agree -- that's faulty logic. Look at me: I don't own a PS3 and I dont want Haze. You can't argue with that.
ScottyGEE32 @ Mar 27th 2008 12:44AM
The slime that I'm covered in makes it hard for me to type a proper rebuttal against your poor arguments.
Kujel @ Mar 26th 2008 4:37PM
Anyone know when the next delay will be announced!
Mr.ESC @ Mar 26th 2008 6:20PM
The delay new was delayed to sometime in 2009 I pressume
Zing.
Jacksons @ Mar 26th 2008 5:16PM
Amazing how many of you pessimists can hate on a game before it even launches. Probably the same group that said the Wii would never sell. I'll give Haze a fair shake when it comes out!