Blizzard's WWI 2008 tickets are all gone

by Justin McElroy { Mar 27th 2008 at 11:00AM }

Were you planning on promising a loved one a "second honeymoon in France" only to abandon her at the airport and beat cheeks to Blizzard's 2008 Worldwide Invitational? Unless you've already reserved your spot you can expect to spend a lot of time sightseeing with your lady: Tickets are all gone, selling out in less than a week.

Even if you can get a refund on your plane fare, we'd suggest you still go ahead and take your significant other to the City of Lights. After all those nights coming home from work and finding you asleep in front of the computer, lit only by the dull tan of the Barrens, encased, mummy-like, in a sarcophagus of sweat and Dorito crumbs ... hasn't she earned it?

Tags: blizzard, wow, wwi

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

ApolloIV @ Mar 27th 2008 11:12AM

I can read the last paragraph of any of Justin's posts and know it was him. God that made me laugh so hard. Justin you still have never said anything about having my children.

Shawn @ Apr 1st 2008 9:43PM

kiss ass much? jesus christ

Mehdi Cheddadi @ Mar 27th 2008 11:32AM

In french, you don't say "je regrette, sucker!" (I'm sorry, sucker!)

you say: "Désolé, SUCKER!"

Blazur @ Mar 27th 2008 1:06PM

It is so funny you said that Justin. I'm actually planning a European honeymoon with dates that correspond to WWI, and suggested a detour of our trip to participate in the conference. You would not believe the look of death she gave me when I mentioned it to her...haha.