Grand Theft Auto IV: 'Good Lord, What Are You Doing?'
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Shagittarius @ Mar 27th 2008 6:00PM
That title seems to imply that hes masturbating in the car.
BananaBoat @ Mar 28th 2008 8:33AM
I am so....freaking...excited
Anonymack @ Mar 27th 2008 6:03PM
"What am I doing? Why, I'm bangin' your mom for the health points!"
Batroo @ Mar 27th 2008 6:10PM
Great video, loved the music they used in it.
Phil Deez @ Mar 27th 2008 6:15PM
Looks like the minor frame rate issues in the other trailers has been fixed, which is good. While the delay was a huge bummer, I'm glad they took the time to fix the little things like that.
Dr. @ Mar 27th 2008 6:18PM
Really? I saw some rather choppy looking scenes (for instance, the car hitting the pylons.)
Howl Pendragon @ Mar 27th 2008 6:27PM
The problem is with the 360 version. The delay was meant to make the PS3 version as good as the 360, and Rockstar achieved that and went the extra mile and made it better then the 360 version. But with the game coming out in April they didn't have enough time to make the game as good as the PS3 version.
copa @ Mar 27th 2008 6:31PM
Howl Pendragon, have you been cheesing on cat piss again?
Microswirl @ Mar 27th 2008 6:57PM
Here I just ran Howl Pendragon's comment through Fanboy Filter™ 2008:
The problem is with the [console I don't own] version. The delay was meant to make the [console I own] version as good as the [console I don't own], and Rockstar achieved that and went the extra mile and made it better than the [console I don't own] version. But with the game coming out in April they didn't have enough time to make the game as good as the [console I own] version.
Howl Pendragon @ Mar 27th 2008 7:18PM
I actually have a Xbox 360 thank you very much.
You can add me on Xbox Live, my gamertag is shared with my son, it is Patriotsfan93.
Microswirl @ Mar 27th 2008 8:05PM
Howl Pendragon, I'll be sure to add you to my friends list later today. I'm looking forward some GTA4 co-op... uhh, you are getting the 360 version.... right? ;)
Mr.ESC @ Mar 27th 2008 8:05PM
I think I have seen that gamertag before.
No offense but I think I pwned you or maybe it was your son at Halo the other day.I was the only guy that wasn't doing tea bags like a bloody idiot.
Howl Pendragon @ Mar 27th 2008 8:18PM
Actually I want to get GTA4 but my sons still young and even though I don't believe in violence is caused by violence in videogames... Kids his age might be influenced by other things in the game.
And all accept your invite as soon as I can(this weekend probably).
Oh btw, it might of been me, im terrible at Halo but I don't teabag.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Mar 27th 2008 10:21PM
@copa
Bravo copa bravo.
AoE @ Mar 27th 2008 11:38PM
@Howl Pendragon, The 360 has parental controls, You can lock your son out of playing M rated games if you so desire.
Sora267 @ Mar 28th 2008 12:28AM
@AoE But they use the same profile, so it would lock himself out of M rated games, too, wouldn't it?
tmacairjordan87 @ Mar 27th 2008 6:18PM
jesus christ did you guys see the part when he shoots that dude and he goes flying down the stairs?? damn I already love the euphoria engine.
also really loved the car doing the u-turn while being pursued by the cops.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 27th 2008 6:36PM
I didn't know GTA used Euphoria.
tmacairjordan87 @ Mar 27th 2008 6:39PM
yeah they're going to be the first game out to display what it can do and judging from that guy falling down the stairs the possibilites are endless
Mr.ESC @ Mar 27th 2008 8:08PM
IF I ever decide to buy this game it would be for the Pc to abuse the Euphoria engine.
So many things you could throw down stairs,I could recreate the "One weakness" YTMND.
Arttemis @ Mar 27th 2008 8:51PM
Stairs!
Queues music: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/0/4/f046ea11182b99402d6cd63d1c8853e9.wav
Kuro @ Mar 27th 2008 6:21PM
God I can't wait to play this game
WiiSports Machine...Fernandos in disguise PSN: Killjebus @ Mar 27th 2008 6:27PM
It looks like the delay was worth it. GI April issue played several levels on both PS3 and 360 versions and said that no matter how much action was going on, it ran silky smooth.
Must have NOW.
Liquid Ocelot (call me Liquid) @ Mar 27th 2008 6:27PM
Hear that? That's the HYPE TRAIN (kinda reminds me of the COLE TRAIN for some reason). I WANT GTA IV NOW, BEFORE THEY'RE TAKEN OVER!
Microswirl @ Mar 27th 2008 7:00PM
Tick tick tick we ain't got all day you gonna move your ass or what son?
Wooooo!
arrrgh @ Mar 27th 2008 7:35PM
I hope it's not the same hype train that carried halo3 :(
Liquid Ocelot (call me Liquid) @ Mar 27th 2008 8:01PM
Nope. This TRAIN's sure not to disappoint (not to diss Halo 3, but there was no way any game could live up to the hype that it had).
Mr.ESC @ Mar 27th 2008 8:19PM
I know Halo was hyped but not in the way most games are hyped.
For example most games are hyped because they promise an original gameplay (Spore I guess), better graphics (Gears of War), great story (Bioshock), fan service (Super Smash Brothers Brawl) or simply because they are sequels of classic games (Zelda:OOT or Diablo II) etc in the case of Halo people was hyped because it was coming and because it was a sequel to a disappointing game.
All the trailers were about all the drama surrounding Master Chief.
This is different GTAIV at least promising better graphics, gameplay etc.Don’t get me wrong I still hate GTA after San Andreas and I like Halo 3.
Liquid Ocelot (call me Liquid) @ Mar 27th 2008 8:23PM
Maybe it's the GTA fanboy in me, but i loved every single game in the series. I've played them more times than some people have played WoW (let's not get carried away....). Still, i completely disagree with you saying Halo 2 was a disappointment. I'm one of the few who LOVED Halo 2 (and Metal Gear Solid 2) was became VERY disappointed by Halo 3 (and Metal Gear Solid 3). Maybe i'm alone on this....it always feels like i am...
Chyld989 @ Mar 27th 2008 11:28PM
"I'm one of the few who LOVED Halo 2 (and Metal Gear Solid 2) was became VERY disappointed by Halo 3 (and Metal Gear Solid 3). Maybe i'm alone on this....it always feels like i am..."
I feel the EXACT same way man. I thought I was the only one....
Korova @ Mar 28th 2008 7:38AM
You guys should org a Hype Victims Anonymous. It looks like MS bullied everyone into fear of criticizing the haloz.
It was too hard core for me anyway. I thought Star Wars battlefield 1 had nicer multiplayer.
Liquid Ocelot (call me Liquid) @ Mar 29th 2008 12:45AM
Know what Korova? I think i WILL. And my first project will be to provide support for Grand Theft Auto IV. :)
Liquid Ocelot (call me Liquid) @ Mar 27th 2008 6:29PM
*them as in Take-Two, not GTA :)
Also, i agree with everyone. All the lag is pretty much gone. Can't wait....
copa @ Mar 27th 2008 6:30PM
Game looks awesome. Graphics, not so much.
WiiSports Machine...Fernandos in disguise PSN: Killjebus @ Mar 27th 2008 6:34PM
GTA has never had anything better than serviceable graphics. The gameplay is where it's at. If you want graphics, you will have to wait for the Getaway PS3.
TeflonFong @ Mar 27th 2008 6:30PM
Mavado!!!
Seanross @ Mar 27th 2008 7:36PM
I heard it and starting cheerin and jumpin up and down! Finally some dancehall in GTA!! Need some Vybz Kartel in it now and Bounty Killa...
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 27th 2008 6:36PM
Goddammit, now I want GTA IV (I had never owned any of the previous ones, so that'd probably justify my future purchase).
Liquid Ocelot (call me Liquid) @ Mar 27th 2008 7:24PM
Never....owned....previous ones......are all those words ALLOWED in the same sentence?
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 27th 2008 8:01PM
Haha, in my defence, I used to play a shitload of GTA at my friends' homes. ;P
N @ Mar 27th 2008 6:51PM
GOTY
Mike918 @ Mar 27th 2008 6:55PM
Its going to be EPIC! :P
Hamilton @ Mar 27th 2008 7:00PM
Original gangsta Mavado on the rass soundtrack GTA IV sell off.
Attackosaur @ Mar 27th 2008 7:36PM
Horrible music. Game looks as awesome as ever, though.
BigD145 @ Mar 27th 2008 7:44PM
Nice. I wonder how long it'll be before you can buy a mobile property. A semi with trailer or cargo plane with a save point and garage and all.
Kalil @ Mar 27th 2008 7:47PM
dam good trailer
cant while till apr 29 to destroy my hometown
Spaniard0069 @ Mar 27th 2008 8:08PM
One more month.
Owyn @ Mar 27th 2008 9:08PM
My relationship is going to fail come April 29th.
kagai @ Mar 27th 2008 10:11PM
GTA, how I've missed you. I can't wait for your arrival.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Mar 27th 2008 10:24PM
Oh god. Fucking epic trailer. Can't wait for april 29th!!!