Rumor: Complete list of GTA IV achievements leaked
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Mar 30th 2008 at 4:30PM }
We know that there are those of you who would rather remain in the dark about the pseudo-spoiler-laden list of supposed achievements for Grand Theft Auto IV that has been circulating message boards and gaming news sites as of late, so we'll considerately throw it behind the jump and avoid discussing any major bombshells which the list may or may not reveal.
But that would make for a boring news post, so let's just say this -- we love the edginess in Rockstar's seminal crime series, but we think the "Gettin' Too Old For This S***" achievement, which rewards 50G for shooting a cop who's just two days from retirement, may stir up an amount of controversy that even Rockstar's razor-sharp legal team isn't ready to deal with.
(Warning: Those who wish to enter Liberty City blissfully unaware of the events that will unfold during the game should NOT continue reading. You've been warned.)
- Pool Shark 10G
Beat a friend at pool.
- King of QUB3D 15G
Beat the High Score in QUB3D
- Finish Him 15G
Complete 10 melee counters in 4 minutes
- Genetically Superior 25G
Come first in 20 singleplayer street races.
- Wheelie Rider 30G
Do a wheelie lasting at least 500 feet on a motorbike.
- Gobble Gobble 10G
Score 3 strikes in a row, a turkey, in 10-pin bowling.
- Driving Mr. Bellic 10G
Unlock the special ability of taxi.
- Rolled Over 30G
Do 5 car rolls in a row from one crash.
- Walk Free 50G
Lose a 4 star wanted rating by outrunning the cops.
- Courier Service 10G
Complete all 10 package delivery jobs.
- Retail Therapy 10G
Unlock the special ability of buying guns from a friend.
- Chain Reaction 20G
You must blow up 10 vehicles in 10 seconds.
- One Man Army 40G
Survive 5 minutes on 6 star wanted level.
- Lowest Point 5G
Complete mission "Roman's Sorrow".
- Over Fulfilled 10G
Complete all 10 Exotic Export orders.
- Manhunt 15G
Complete the most wanted side missions from the police computer.
- Cleaned the Mean Streets 20G
Capture 20 criminals through the police computer.
- Fed The Fish 5G
Complete the mission "Uncle Vlad".
- It'll Cost Ya 5G
Complete a taxi ride without skipping from one island to another.
- Sightseer 5G
Fly on all helicopter tours of Liberty City.
- Warm Coffee 5G
Successfully date a girl to be invited into her house.
- That's How We Roll! 10G
Unlock the special ability of helicopter.
- Half Million 55G
Reach a balance of $500,000.
- Impossible Trinity 10G
Complete mission "Museum Piece".
- Full Exploration 20G
Unlock all the islands.
- You Got The Message 20G
Deliver all 30 cars ordered through text message.
- Dare Devil 30G
Complete 100% of the unique stunt jumps.
- Assassin's Greed 20G
Complete all 9 assassin missions.
- Endangered Species 50G
Collect every hidden package in the game.
- Under the Radar 40G
Fly underneath the main bridges in the game that cross water with a helicopter.
- Dial B For Bomb 10G
Unlock the special ability of phoning for a bomb to be placed.
- Gracefully Taken 10G
Complete mission "I'll Take Her".
- Liberty City (5) 20G
After meeting all possible friends, the ones left alive all like you above 90%.
- No More Strangers 5G
Meet all random characters.
- That Special Someone 10G
Complete mission "That Special Someone".
- You Won! 60G
Complete the final mission.
- Liberty City Minute 30G
Complete the story missions in less than 30 hours.
- Key To The City 100G
Achieve 100% in "Game progress" statistic.
- Teamplayer 10G
Kill 5 players who are not in your team, in any ranked multiplayer team game.
- Cut Your Teeth 5G
Earn a personal rank promotion in multiplayer
- Join The Midnight Club 10G
Win a ranked multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much and with damaged enabled.
- Fly The Co-op 15G
Beat our time in ranked versions of "Deal Breaker", "Hangman's NOOSE" and "Bomb da Base II".
- Take It For The Team 10G
Be on the winning team in all ranked multiplayer team games.
- Top Of The Food Chain 10G
Kill 20 players with a pistol in a ranked multiplayer deathmatch.
- Top The Midnight Club 20G
Come first in 20 different ranked standard multiplayer races.
- Wanted 20G
Achieve the highest personal rank in multiplayer.
- Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic 30G
Win all ranked multiplayer variations, all races and "Cops 'n Crooks", as both sides.
- Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie 10G
Kill a Rockstar developer in a ranked multiplayer match.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Fernando Rocker @ Mar 30th 2008 4:35PM
What about the accomplishments/entitlements list?
lol... funny names =p
Robotic Rocker @ Mar 30th 2008 5:38PM
*baseless jab at PS3*
*Nintendo Praise*
*text based emoticon, tongue-face*
=P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 30th 2008 9:30PM
I'm getting this game for the PC. ;)
... it's coming out for the PC, right? >_>
Snipermike @ Mar 30th 2008 4:37PM
Birth Control 20G Kill hooker after sex
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 5:53PM
*Falcon Punch!
JAmerican @ Mar 31st 2008 12:57AM
Nice! I wish they would include this!
supakoopa @ Mar 30th 2008 4:39PM
LOL at warm coffee
Mr Khan @ Mar 30th 2008 4:39PM
Sandbox games always have the most kickass achievements
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 4:59PM
"Get 300 hidden orbs in Crackdown".
Oh yeah that was totally badass.
Question Marc @ Mar 30th 2008 5:11PM
**cough Asssassin's Creed Flags
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 5:46PM
You know what is sad about Assassin’s Creed that it had its chance to be good and it blow it and Ubisoft attitude of "AC is the sh*t! Buy the sequel and your Altair t-shirt now" didn't help.
For example searching flags in Acre was a tedious task but at least the game separated the flags in areas for example 33 in poor,34 in rich 33 in middle Acre so at least you knew where to look and made things a lot easier. For example if you got all the 34 flags in rich you didn’t have to go back there anymore. Separating flags in Areas was a good idea but it seems it was only applied in Acre. Searching a 100 flags in Jerusalem, Damascus and Kingdom was just BS why they didn’t separate the flags in Areas as well? Not to mention that the official guide was extremely confusing and contained poor references to where the flags were since it used just one tone of red. The guide at Xbox360achievements was a lot more helpful.
Sum also that if you walked through several flags during your first gameplay when you search for the flags you don’t know if you already got that flag or you simply don’t see it.
Ronshatmycarl @ Mar 30th 2008 7:54PM
Yeah if by kickass you mean terrible
JAmerican @ Mar 31st 2008 12:56AM
I got the 300 Hidden Orbs! I still need one more Agility though :(.
Kassu @ Mar 30th 2008 4:41PM
Bowling, pool, helicopters - WTF is this?
Neebs @ Mar 30th 2008 4:42PM
Lol, Warm Coffee.
Maverick Saturn @ Mar 30th 2008 4:43PM
So?
Let me just play the game already, to hell with achievements ¬_¬
I make up my own anyway, premade achievements are gay...
dark_inchworm @ Mar 31st 2008 9:21AM
Oh, I get it now. Achievements are Microsoft's way of reeling homosexuals into purchasing the 360.
Thanks for the clarification!
Ass.
Maverick Saturn @ Mar 31st 2008 12:26PM
Whatever Microsoft is reeling in concern to achievements has nothing to do with me, I just want the game, I couldn't give a rats ass about achievements ¬_¬
Doom3killer @ Mar 30th 2008 4:47PM
assassin's greed
Doom3killer @ Mar 30th 2008 4:47PM
lol
riggs @ Mar 31st 2008 11:53AM
is this what we have sunk to? self-lolling?
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 4:55PM
Assassin's Greed 20G
I see what they did there and it would've been funny if it wasn't because I hated that game.
Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie 10G
Kill a Rockstar developer.....
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 4:56PM
I wonder where the rest of my post went?
I can't see it.
Part 2 out of 4.
Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie 10G
Kill a Rockstar developer.....
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 4:57PM
Kill a Rockstar developer..... :D Oh Yeah!
in a ranked multiplayer match... :( oh you meant online.
Meanwhile I'm still waiting a response from Bungie about Halo 3 Easter egg.
Maybe you can help me out
In May 5th (Cinco De Mayo) there is text displayed in Valhalla that says “Toady Was Live!” (Change the date in your xbox to see it)
What does that mean? The word “Toady” itself according to online dictionaries refers to little toads and people like Yes men or parasites and that kind of make me suspicious about the meaning of this phrase.
Before saying anything like “Oh Bungie you racist b@stards” I’m doing a research about any characters in the Halo/Marathon universe also RvsB characters with the name Toady, Bungie staff remember with the nickname of toady but I don’t found anything.
Poisoned Al @ Mar 30th 2008 6:06PM
I think it's a reference to one of Jack the Hack's comments a while ago. He said he's pay for someone to make a game killing Rockstar employees.
Someone did and Thompson didn't cough up the readies, being a lying c**t and all.
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 6:48PM
Oh um okay.
Anyone got a clue about the Halo text?
No one seems to have the answer and all the research I have done so far leaves me to think is a racist comment. Is not Conclusive but I don’t like where is heading again I just google it and all the references are kind of bad.
People in Halo forums think is just a random comment, I hope it is a reference to someone in Bungie staff or either the person who made the translation to Latin America or someone in Microsoft but I don’t find who.
Halo books don’t have a reference either.
I really hope the text doesn’t means what I think it means especially because I just started enjoying Halo.
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 6:50PM
Oh voted into oblivion okay um
I'm fine with that but anyone have an answer or somewhere I can lurk more I have been asking this all day since I find out this easter egg.
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 7:58PM
Nevermind I think I found it.
ITS A COOKBOOK!
Well I found out is not what I thought it was in the first place.Damn internet and its misleading hateful articles,phew.Well I'm relieved.
Still I don't know its full meaning so any help is apreaciated.
Shmil (Brawl Code 2621-2310-1994) @ Mar 30th 2008 5:10PM
Rockstar shouldn't be allowed to put that Assassin's Greed achievement there after all the shit they pulled on the Simpsons Game
j.howlett @ Mar 31st 2008 8:52AM
i think that had more to do with the company that put out that game than the simpsons
Obie @ Mar 30th 2008 5:13PM
This will be the first GTA game I will buy, and this list looks very cool ( if real).
Tranando @ Mar 30th 2008 5:25PM
Nice to finally see Achievements on PS3...
Well done Sony/Rockstar for sorting it out...
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 5:30PM
I thought you guys didn't need achievements/Dickhats ¬¬
Anyway I liked more Sony's take on the achievements , you know giving you trophies and stuff for home instead of just adding 1 inch to your personal dickhat.
Mal F4cti0n @ Mar 30th 2008 5:36PM
not sure if you are being sarcastic. Based on your avatar, making fun of fernando, i would have to think so. ;)
Steve @ Mar 31st 2008 12:41PM
Yeah just like they didn't need rumble. nobdy, but nobody tap dances like a Sony fanboy.
Ninja_Nun @ Mar 30th 2008 5:28PM
I'd give several vital organs just to get the "rolled over" achievment to be renamed "Do a barrel roll!"
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 5:52PM
Petition time!
ApolloIV @ Mar 30th 2008 5:34PM
I thought the "getting too old for this shit" was real lol.
Shmil (Brawl Code 2621-2310-1994) @ Mar 30th 2008 5:40PM
in the police force they call it "retirony"
Rocko @ Mar 30th 2008 5:39PM
"You know how it is with cops. I'll get shot three days before retirement. In the business we call it retirony."
Shmil (Brawl Code 2621-2310-1994) @ Mar 30th 2008 5:40PM
damn you rocko! you beat me to the punch on a simpsons joke damn you and your modern life
Mr.ESC @ Mar 30th 2008 5:51PM
And what if you don't get shot?
DWells55 @ Mar 30th 2008 6:40PM
What a terrible thing to say! Ah, look, you made my wife cry!
Jayslacks @ Mar 30th 2008 6:02PM
You get to date a girl in GTA 4! Wow, that might be the first and only time some of these fanboys get the chance....
Nailio @ Mar 30th 2008 6:12PM
Hey I get to - a morons remark! I cant wait for that game!
Wait, I can do it now.
Chris @ Mar 30th 2008 6:10PM
"One Man Army 40G: Survive 5 minutes on 6 star wanted level."
That phrase alone makes me want to purchase an HDTV, then a PS3, then this game. Or I could just play San Andreas I guess...
koehler83 @ Mar 30th 2008 6:14PM
The whole thing stinks of April Fools to me..
ChooChooCharlie (Brawl: 1504-5357-9285) @ Mar 30th 2008 6:18PM
I'm only counting 985/1000.
Where's the missing 15?
Poisoned Al @ Mar 30th 2008 6:30PM
Anal Retentive 15G: Notice that there's 15 points missing, and alert the internet!
ChooChooCharlie (Brawl: 1504-5357-9285) @ Mar 31st 2008 12:23AM
Oh yeah, let me tell you. I was so worried about that missing. Just look at all that alarm so evident in my post.
The point is, this is rumored to be an actual achievement list. However, since it's missing 15, it makes me wonder how genuine it actually is.
Asshole.