- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is: We'd all love for Nintendo to suddenly give everyone who clicks a link a free Wii, but face it, it doesn't seem too likely.
- Sourcing is important: If a blockbuster April 1 story comes from unnamed sources or a mysteriously dead web site, remain skeptical. The least they could do is forge some documentation for their joke; make them work for it.
- Pimps at Sea is never coming out: It's a Bungie inside joke, and someone always manages to fall for it. Also, whatever Blizzard announces tomorrow is a lie, so just have a laugh.
- Duke Nukem Forever is never coming out: That 100% confirmed release date you'll read about tomorrow? Total baloney.
Beware: Tomorrow is April Fools' Day
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Just a friendly reminder, folks, tomorrow is April Fool's Day, so be very careful about "breaking news" you might stumble upon. Whether it's Blue Hobbits or Wii.TV, just take what you read with a grain of salt until the clock strikes midnight. Here's some helpful advice:
Reader Comments (66)
Posted: Mar 31st 2008 5:58PM (Unverified) said
shame on you two, fooling us into buying you presents and your still one hour away(london GMT).
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 5:38PM Funkmaster General said
Anyone here catch what Adult Swim pulled last year for April Fool's? Classic stuff.
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 5:44PM Mr Khan said
Aye, they had me going for a while about releasing their movie straight to their network like that
I figured if it was a prank, the movie would just be a no-show, playing it in 20 x 30 with no sound was epic
Not quite as epic as when they ran an episode of the Chuck Norris cartoon show, which i believe was two years back, but still good
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I figured if it was a prank, the movie would just be a no-show, playing it in 20 x 30 with no sound was epic
Not quite as epic as when they ran an episode of the Chuck Norris cartoon show, which i believe was two years back, but still good
Posted: Mar 31st 2008 6:55PM mmxzer0 said
One year they showed GitS (and other shows) with farting noises through the entire episodes. That was the only time I was ever able to sit through a full half hour of Ghost in the Shell. Or when they drew mustache's on all characters during Witch Hunter Robin. Cant wait to see what they do this year.
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 7:21PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
I remember that, mmxzero. Glad I'm not the only one who finds GitS: SAC dull as hell. I find that show could cure insomnia.
They did the 'stache thing for both Witch Hunter Robin and InuYasha (which made all the InuYasha fans cry a lot, so they reaired the episode sans 'staches). I managed to take screenshots of all the Robin 'staches, but not the InuYasha ones.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v348/BPMdotEXE/Screenshots/Mustaches/
Enjoy.
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They did the 'stache thing for both Witch Hunter Robin and InuYasha (which made all the InuYasha fans cry a lot, so they reaired the episode sans 'staches). I managed to take screenshots of all the Robin 'staches, but not the InuYasha ones.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v348/BPMdotEXE/Screenshots/Mustaches/
Enjoy.
Posted: Mar 31st 2008 5:58PM borland502 said
If you really, really, want to earn bonus fools' points Fernando...post something gushing about the PS3. Double points if Ken can be convinced to wax poetic about the Wii60 stuff.
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 6:03PM (Unverified) said
I cannot turn my back on Nintendo... not even for a joke =p
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 7:13PM Premature ejaculation man said
Typically? I'd hate to be the un-typical male then
O_O
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O_O
Posted: Mar 31st 2008 5:50PM ChooChooCharlie said
Dear said bunny w/ pancake on head,
Will tomorrow's Rock Band DLC be a Rick-Roll?
Sincerely,
ChooChooCharlie
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Will tomorrow's Rock Band DLC be a Rick-Roll?
Sincerely,
ChooChooCharlie
Posted: Mar 31st 2008 7:26PM (Unverified) said
TEH OMG I GOT RICK RULL'D AGAIN!!!
I THINK I'LL MAKE A SCENE!@#
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I THINK I'LL MAKE A SCENE!@#
Posted: Mar 31st 2008 5:52PM (Unverified) said
THERE IS NO DIABLO 3 OR WARCRAFT 4 ANNOUNCEMENT COMING TOMORROW the
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 6:01PM (Unverified) said
Why send this warning out and ruin all the fun? Now nobody will believe my story about the bunny with the pancake on his head... :(
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 6:03PM (Unverified) said
Fun Fact: You can unlock Sheng Long in Street Fighter II for the SNES
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 6:04PM Wyvernlink said
did you guys know that Master Chief is in brawl?
He's so epic that you can only unlock him if you kill 100 enemies in Cruel Brawl with every character.
His final smash sets off a Halo ring, none survive.
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He's so epic that you can only unlock him if you kill 100 enemies in Cruel Brawl with every character.
His final smash sets off a Halo ring, none survive.
Posted: Mar 31st 2008 6:05PM aristokrat said
I hope 3drealms announces a DNF release date tomorrow, complete with another teaser. I think that would be the most fitting way for them to do it, since nobody's going to believe them anyway, only to have it turn out to be true.
Would that be considered a 2° April Fool's joke?
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Would that be considered a 2° April Fool's joke?
Posted: Mar 31st 2008 6:24PM (Unverified) said
How do you know whether Duke Nukem Forever will come out? 3D Realms released Prey after about 10 years of development, why not Duke Nukem? All this negetivity surrounding the game dulls the actual experience when the game comes out. Like Halo 2. It was so hyped that it sucked when it came out. Now, when Duke comes out, and it's as good or better than Prey, all this 'down-hype' will screw over the experience. Let's all just hope it comes out this year, and enjoy it when it does.
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 7:24PM masterinsan0 said
Actually Prey was basically canceled, then picked back up somewhere around 2001 for Human Head to start working on it again.
It was then in development with them for about 5 years.
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It was then in development with them for about 5 years.
Posted: Mar 31st 2008 6:43PM hvnlysoldr said
Jack Thompson announces his own game console system.
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Posted: Mar 31st 2008 6:58PM Mecandes said
Joystiq, why would you want to ruin the fun by posting this? But you know what? Nothing makes me laugh more than the people who have to announce "This is an April fool's joke!" -- as if they are smart and figured it out first. Well guess what; you're not smart. You're the biggest April fool of them all.
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