Fanswag: Devil May Cry 4

It's time for another fanswag giveaway, fanboys. This week, we have a brand new copy of Devil May Cry 4. The first in the series to appear on a Microsoft console, it's sure to delight all the demon-hating action fans out there. For your shot at winning this pristine shrink-wrapped wonder, simply follow the directions below.

DMC4 is an action game about slaying demons. Leave a comment on this post telling us how much you hate demons and why they deserve to be slain. You can leave one comment per calendar day (Eastern Time).
Be sure you only leave one comment per day. Posters of multiple comments during the same day will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until Friday, April 4, 5:00pm, Eastern Time. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
On Friday, we'll pick one winner via a random drawing
Two winners will each receive a copy of Devil May Cry 4 for Xbox 360, worth $60.
The complete rules can be found here

Reader Comments (1614)

Demons killed my father.

I hate demons because they taunt me in my nightmares.

The demons... They're in my beard! Making it itchy! With that crystalized blood of theirs!

So what's to like about demons? Any slaying would be self-defense.

demons make me ticklish

Demons are the scum of the earth and need to be slain. Right after I was born they killed my family and tried to kill me. I have been fighting demons all my life and it sucks. :(

If its demons coming out of nowhere in dark, poorly lit corridors like they were in Doom 3, then they deserve to die.

Demons stole my lunch. Stoopid demons.

You got to give Capcom credit for figuring out the whole Solid Snake, Raiden story-telling mechanic better than Konami.

I hate demons because they sleep under my bed. They deserve to be slain because they don't let me sleep at night.

I hate Demons.... the one I hate the most is Demon Waynas !!! Opps !!!! NM I thought it said leave a post about a Damon We Hated :P

Peace...

Demons are the real cause of the RROD

I hate demons because when you ask them politely with your demon god powers to just leave you alone for two seconds, they explode in a pile of orbs.

demons because they are ugly! They deserve to be slain to make the world a better looking place!

Demons are ghosts on steroids.

Grrr. Bad demons!

Demons get slayed everyday in WOW and dungeons and dragons....sorta....but demons don't get slayed in those games like they do in DMC4!!!;)

Demons are negative forces in the universe, and, as such, should all die.

I cry and pray for demons

suffer not the demon to live

they are annoying jelly filled sacks. i hated they deserve to die

I hate demons

Demons look better dead.

I don't have a problem with demons until they try to attack you and kill you. Then I figure that they're better off slain.

those goddamn demons keep stealing my underwear, they deserve to be slain.

Once a demon came along and pushed over my bicycle, then he stole my ice cream and ate it right in front of me!

The joke was on him though, total ice cream headache ensued.

I hate demons. Every time they come around, really bad rock music starts playing. It only stops when you slice or shoot them a bunch of times. Therefore, all demons must die.