Ten April Fools' items that would break Wii Fanboy's heart

Well, it's that magical day of the year again where the internet lights on fire with speculation and fake news. April Fools' Day often strikes the gaming sector hard, with fake announcements and "leaks" running wild for a 24-hour period. Well, we're taking action.

What we've done is compile a list of the 10 things that would absolutely break our hearts if we read them on this fine first day of April. Why? Well, why not? So head on through and check out our list, starting from the least severe on to something that would surely kill us if we read it. Oh, and tell us some of the things that would break your heart if someone tried to report them as true today while you're at it!