April Fools' Alert #8: Kia launches a Wii-driven car
by Justin McElroy 
{ Apr 1st 2008 at 4:30PM }
According to the release, the car also features Dynamic On-Road Kinetics, Full Orthopaedic Operating Logic and Independent Driver Input Operating Technique, which we're told by people who are more skilled in acronym identification is hilarious. We'll take them at their word.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
PojoMofo @ Apr 1st 2008 4:37PM
This is easily the best April fools thread yet. the KEE-wii. Perfect
creid @ Apr 1st 2008 4:37PM
Controlling an actual car with a Wii Remote? This would cause a lot of deaths.
goboColossus @ Apr 1st 2008 4:44PM
Not if you use the expertly crafted Wii Wheel!
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Apr 1st 2008 10:00PM
Real drivers use Gamecube controllers!
Noshino @ Apr 1st 2008 4:44PM
"which forgoes the steering wheel in favor of a Wiimote."
I guess there was more use to the Wii Wheel than just MK Wii
Neebs @ Apr 1st 2008 4:45PM
Ziggy piggy?
Ziggy...piggy!
Ziggy Piggy!
Rich @ Apr 1st 2008 5:04PM
Yes! Great comment. Bill and Ted's 4tw!
Norm @ Apr 1st 2008 4:47PM
Wait till you check out my FINAL SMASH!
Jack (SFC: 4983 4617 3409) @ Apr 1st 2008 4:57PM
I'll buy the car but don't force me to take the wheel accessory.
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 4:58PM
The acronym is DORK, FOOL, IDIOT.
Doesn't this mean I win at internet? =)
samfish @ Apr 1st 2008 5:29PM
Yes. Your reward IS A FREE TRIP TO LOLCATS!
*cheers*
Congratulations! Here ya go, champ!
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Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 6:35PM
Already have that site bookmarked.
Shagittarius @ Apr 1st 2008 5:03PM
Does Napoleon have something to do with a Kiwi? Why is he looking into the car?
Martez @ Apr 1st 2008 5:15PM
The Kia KEE_wii is just two Kia Rios duct-taped together.
samfish @ Apr 1st 2008 5:21PM
The only reason Kee_Wii's outsell BMWs and Porsches every month is because they're so much cheaper and only uninformed idiots buy them.
NATO_Duke @ Apr 1st 2008 5:21PM
This april fools joke is an epic fail. Too lame.
zelderman @ Apr 1st 2008 6:18PM
You are lame. I laughed HARD when I realized what the acramims(can't spell) were.
Howl Pendragon @ Apr 1st 2008 6:29PM
Anything involving Wii is lame!
Tom Cruise @ Apr 1st 2008 7:11PM
Guess what? I don't need a controller to drive. I can control cars with my mind, hahahahaha!
Actually, why driver when I can fly? Hahahaha! Because I can fly.
POW!
Dahk @ Apr 1st 2008 7:24PM
HAHAHA that was awesome. POW!
It's... just like that. You just know it.
Matt B @ Apr 1st 2008 8:57PM
Certain Death!!!
How many miles does it get on an SD card?