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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 6:32PM (Unverified) said

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Honestly who would want to play Wii Sports even on a actually intuitive system like the iPhone?
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:16PM (Unverified) said

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Apparently almost 3,000,000 Japanese who bought the game separately from their Wii and about 18,000,000 everywhere else.

I'll never understand the mind of a fanboy.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:17PM PoisonedAl said

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Well people with iPhones are idiots with too much money, so there's a market out there.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:17PM (Unverified) said

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Its called hype. I bought a Wii myself, even with Brawl im regretting it.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:19PM (Unverified) said

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Then sell it and stop your whining.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:24PM (Unverified) said

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Its for the kids.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:27PM (Unverified) said

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I'm sending mine to repair after an incident; I could buy yours if it isn't too crappy.

Also you probably bought all the shovel-ware because the Wii have many great titles. Hell I bought No more heroes in discount at launch and I couldn't believe it. While Sonic and Mario was at full price NMH was at half price and for something as good as No more heroes I thought it was either the wrong game or Killer 99.


Here a few Wii games that don’t suck:

Metroid Prime
No more heroes
Super Mario Paper
Super Mario Galaxy
Resident Evil: The Umbrella chronicles

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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:29PM (Unverified) said

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Here come the List Wars.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 8:28PM (Unverified) said

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Heres a list of PS3 games that are better:

Afrika
The Agency
The Amphibianman
Angel Love Online
Aqua
Big Time Revenge
Brave Arms
Buzz! Quiz TV
Chain Limit
Coded Arms: Assualt
Codename: Sengoku
DC Universe
Disagea 3
Driver
Eight Days
Everybody's Golf World Tour
Eye of Judgment
Eydentify


AND SO MANY MORE!!! :]]
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 8:50PM (Unverified) said

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Howl, do you keep getting dumber? How many of those games that you listed have actually been released? So you don't actually know if they're good, do you? Minus 1 for being a moron.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 8:55PM (Unverified) said

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You've played Afrika? Awesome, I want a time machine too!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 8:58PM (Unverified) said

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I'm not getting dumber..

I know those games will be so good because they are on PS3

YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY I LOVE SONY, PS3 IS SO GOOD.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:20PM hey buddy said

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Hey Al, why not get a better job, earn more money, and join us iPhone users?
I mean, I can tell by your post that you're an idiot too...
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:55PM Tiptup300 said

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Apples
Grapes
Pepsi
Zunes
Glue
Tomatos
Speakers
Magazines
Computers
Wolves
Nvidia Geforce 8800GT
catfish
CatDOG
Guitar Hero
Chicken

Lists FTW!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 10:43PM (Unverified) said

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@poisoned Al

My fiance and I both have iPhones and they are truly revolutionary... Don't knock it until you try it... I have had a blackberry, blackjack, Razr and a nokia phone that actually had a full blown camcorder on it... The iPhone (IMO) is by far the best phone I have ever owned and is more of a small computer than it is a phone... I mean professionally speaking I am able to access information on the fly with a full blown web browser that has already paid for its self 10 fold... I can see why some rich kid having one would give you that impression but as a business tool the iPhone is under rated. They just need to tighten up the e-mail client on it and it will be a perfect device. Especially when the apps roll in now that the SDK has been released... I would love to access my slingbox on the iphones pretty screen... Granted over Edge it will be less than stellar but over Wi-Fi it will be fantastic... Anyway, when used as a business tool (in my profession anyway) it has replaced a few other devices... Hopefully they improve the camera in the next version and add an IR attachment for certain functions related to my business it would be the perfect device... Just rambling a bit
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2008 1:14AM D3m0sthenes said

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You guys seriously don't understand that he is joking right... right?



Well I think it's funny.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 6:35PM (Unverified) said

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Genius video!
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2008 1:21AM Klitorisaurus said

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Other than the blatant rickrolling!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 6:38PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 6:39PM (Unverified) said

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*not spam, april fools joke on their website too.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 6:51PM finnith said

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that makes me angry.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 6:52PM Rollins said

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Thanks to you and Joystiq, I just got rickrolled twice in 30 seconds. I hadn't been rickrolled in weeks!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:31PM (Unverified) said

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Well you know the rules and so do I

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 6:47PM (Unverified) said

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lol i with they would include a slot on their for laser discs too. as for the the wii sports on the i-phone, thatd be everyone worst nightmare if nintendo joined apple and started making shit together, wait for it.....................wait for it...................................eh who knows, maybe one day.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:00PM (Unverified) said

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Nintendo doesn't need Apples help to make shit they already do.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:03PM (Unverified) said

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At least post explanations behind your posts like you used to, Howl. The simple hate posts are starting to make the values on my trollometer rise fast.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:05PM (Unverified) said

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See all the games that they milk with the company's franchise characters.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:05PM rTwelve said

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He's not even a real troll. He can't do it.

But we, hahahaha, we, we are the real trolls. We are the ones who can troll you.


Hahahahahaha POW!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:10PM (Unverified) said

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See the fact that even in milking the characters, almost all of the end products are ACTUALLY GOOD and are worth buying.

I have yet to play a canon Mario game that I'd say wasn't worth the purchase.

I have yet to play a canon Metroid game besides Hunters that I'd say wasn't worth the purchase.

I have yet to play a canon Pokemon game that I'd say wasn't worth the purchase.

I have yet to play a canon Zelda game (besides Twilight Princess) that I'd say wasn't worth the purchase.

And so on, and so on...

My philosophy is this - why would I give a shit about playing as the same character over and over if playing with said character is still fun?
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:23PM (Unverified) said

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Well sure the canon games are but Mario games in general are milked. Mario Party for example.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:28PM (Unverified) said

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I don't buy Mario Party games. Problem solved.

What you fail to realize is that there is a target audience for games such as Wii Sports and Mario Party, as Nintendo has repeatedly stated since 2005, and get this - We aren't it!... although far too many trolls speak as though we are. Tell me Super Mario Galaxy, Metroid Prime 3, LoZ:TP, Brawl, SPM, etc. weren't made for us, though, and I'd simply laugh in your face. I will agree that it just doesn't have the same amount of triple A titles as the 360 or even the PS3, but that certainly doesn't make it a shitty system. I'm not regretting the purchase of any of my systems (and I own the trifecta).
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 8:50PM In A World said

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Yeah, I liked the canons in Mario 64. Only way to get to those hard-to-reach areas... *drools*
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2008 3:50PM Ninjanun said

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My god, my trollometer is reading...OVER 9 THOUSAND!
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2008 5:32AM PezMan726 said

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AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:06PM (Unverified) said

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never said they needed help, just that itd be interesting since apple is microsofts mortal enemy, and theyre dabbling within all things electronic. i wouldnt be suprised to see them wanna enter the gaming field, and itd be neat to see what all they could do with the current crop of devices they have nintendos games and systems all working together.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:09PM (Unverified) said

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lol that had almost nothing to do with a single thing in this post, but ok. i wasnt aware that them using their own licensed characters in all their games was a crime? fuck, thats some news i didnt hear
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:24PM (Unverified) said

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No I need it for the fact that it keeps kids entertained.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:24PM (Unverified) said

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No I need it for the fact that it keeps kids entertained.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:35PM (Unverified) said

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That's odd, I wouldn't consider myself a kid (in fact, I daresay my gaming history trumps most if not all of the Joystiq posters I've met here. I'm a bit of an elitist bastard), and yet I've been enjoying my Wii just as much as my 360 and PS3. Sure, it doesn't have as many AAA titles as the latter systems, but (and I hate to use this saying...) I'd take quality over quantity any day. Super Mario Galaxy alone makes me not regret buying a Wii, and thats before I factor in the 16 other Wii games I own that don't suck.

About Super Mario Galaxy. While there have been mixed reactions in regards to the game 'round here (some of you just didn't like the gameplay) you must appreciate the art style and the music specifically.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5de8bKlu0b8

Shit's beautiful.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:00PM (Unverified) said

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No SMG is so good! The controls feel so good, easy and intuitive. I loved gameplay!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:31PM finnith said

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The one fact I hate about April Fools Day is that people sometimes create imaginary ideas that I (at least) could be real. This is an exception.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:33PM (Unverified) said

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so since its made by nintendo you only have it to entertain kids is that what your saying? the system cant appeal to anyone like myself whos 24 years of age? or anyone i know that comes down and played RE:UC, wii sports, SMG, or brawl? those are all meant for kids ai assume right? or are you so fuckin high on yourself that you can only play FPS's and the like cause thats the only things the quote on quote hardcore play :P
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:35PM (Unverified) said

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Rick roll'd is getting old.

Just listen to the lyrics, yeah you are probably going to downvote me but I don't care. Yes is just my opinion but I just wanted to tell you why I'm posting this.
Here now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air


YOU JUST GOT BELL AIR'D.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:36PM (Unverified) said

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That isn't even the full song. Way not to go the extra mile.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:42PM (Unverified) said

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Because the verse on the air-plane aired with just about zero and a half episodes, and it is just obscure enough to make the person writing it come off as an arrogant jerk.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:40PM (Unverified) said

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It's ashame you feel that way, because as Kickassness pointed out, they are all pretty awesome! I guess that's just my opinion, though. Doesn't matter to me, as long as they keep making good games, I don't care who is on the cover!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 7:42PM (Unverified) said

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I would totally buy an hd-dvd betamax converter
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:02PM (Unverified) said

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So no one else noticed the THX-1138 product number on the converter?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2008 1:59AM ae86takumi said

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F#$K!!! I got Rick Rolled!!! NOOOOOO! lol..nice.. :)
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 3:17AM Pamp28 said

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Howl Pendragon: Do you know when Afrika is coming out?
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