April Fools' Alert #7: Chris Tucker in GTA IV
by Justin McElroy 
{ Apr 1st 2008 at 3:30PM }
It's a gag, but it's also kind of a shame this isn't real. It surely would have been Tucker's finest video game performance since the PlayStation's The Fifth Element, which, come to think of it, we're not even sure he was in. Poor guy.
[Thanks Joe]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
sinyakuza @ Apr 1st 2008 3:33PM
it's cOLD in here.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Apr 1st 2008 3:38PM
Oh shut the fuck up.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Apr 1st 2008 3:35PM
... He will always be Smokey to me.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Apr 1st 2008 3:36PM
Also props to Rockstar for making fun of the whole EA thing.
sinyakuza @ Apr 1st 2008 3:42PM
relax sir i wasnt serious haha
have a cookie for your troubles!
*gives cookie*
Marek Hryc @ Apr 1st 2008 3:50PM
"Hey everybody Smokey back here takin a sh*t"
eclipse27 @ Apr 1st 2008 5:38PM
AMEN Vegeta.....the writer has no clue of what he talks......which is usually the norm between all these sites
Martez @ Apr 1st 2008 3:37PM
Wow, you guys are so wrong. He will clearly always be remembered as Ruby Rod from The Fifth Element.
Phranctoast @ Apr 1st 2008 3:38PM
damn you...lol
Martez @ Apr 1st 2008 3:38PM
*Ruby Rhod.
Mike @ Apr 1st 2008 4:23PM
You guys can say what you want about Chris Tucker but he is paid. And you guys are not getting 20mil per movie nor for anything in your lives. =]
Martez @ Apr 2nd 2008 11:57AM
Did I say something bad about him? Ruby Rhod was a great character, cracks me up every time I watch that flick.
Phranctoast @ Apr 1st 2008 3:37PM
Maybe he could rehash his ruby rod dj from 5th element on one of the radio stations...
runs and hides.....
Tiptup300 @ Apr 1st 2008 9:49PM
I was thinking more of Robin Williams for
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING LIBERTY CITY!
Glen @ Apr 1st 2008 3:41PM
"Brush ya teef" and "What ch'all watchin'" were the best ones. The just fit perfectly.
riggs @ Apr 1st 2008 3:45PM
do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?
Jared @ Apr 1st 2008 4:21PM
That was hiliarious. Maybe they should look into getting him to play the Niko?
Dahk @ Apr 1st 2008 3:57PM
That was pretty frickin' awesome lol!
FIFTY MILYION DOLLARS!
The words were actually pretty in sync with the mouth LOL.
Bluebrake @ Apr 1st 2008 4:28PM
This is what an April Fools' joke should be.
Lijik @ Apr 1st 2008 5:31PM
I would buy GTA 4 day one if this was real.
As it stands, it'll have to wait until I get a 360.
B1gg Randall @ Apr 1st 2008 6:13PM
4 real....I will always knw him as smokey 2....lol
TomTom123 @ Apr 1st 2008 11:01PM
That was hilarious.
AlphaOmegaSin @ Apr 1st 2008 6:49PM
This was so poorly done id like to shit on the guy who made it and light it on fire while he sleeps. its a fuckin voice over, hell you could do the same thing by adding bob barkers voice. "show em what theyve won johnny!" as he pulls out a gun and unloads a few clips, actually thatd be alot more ammusing
tmacairjordan87 @ Apr 1st 2008 9:00PM
feel free to make it otherwise shut the hell up
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Apr 1st 2008 9:04PM
Oh so you can do better?
Oh no you can't. So shut the fuck up.
Ombre @ Apr 2nd 2008 6:45AM
I keep cracking up when he falls down the stairs and is hanging from the back of the truck. It's so brief but that's what is so funny about it.
Owyn @ Apr 1st 2008 8:15PM
That was fantastic. BRUSH YO' TEETH!
AlphaOmegaSin @ Apr 2nd 2008 5:42AM
wow your fuckin amazed by a pile of shit? holy hell. voice overs from a fuckin one hit wonder actor, really catchy eh? really hitting the ol "wow factor" arent they? as for doing better, i could add sounds from a phone being thrown at a wall and a vh1 behind the music montage of poison throwing up in their dressing rooms and itd come out sounding a hell of alot better and more interesting you stupid little shits.