Guitar Hero III squeezes out version for BlackBerry

by Alexander Sliwinski { Apr 1st 2008 at 10:20PM }

Poor Bessy, the Guitar Hero cow is getting her teats squeezed raw by Activision. Hands-On Mobile announced another addition to the GH III oeuvre as the "number one selling" mobile version of Guitar Hero III became available for BlackBerry smartphones. Come on Bessy, just keep squirting.

According to Hands-On the mobile version of Guitar Hero III has achieved 7.5 million song downloads in less than six months and will be available on the nation's top four mobile carriers by April. Oh well, more power to 'em. Observing someone play GH III on a phone can't possibly be more awkward than it'll be watching someone play the DS version of GH III on the subway in the morning.

Tags: activision, guitar-hero, guitar-hero-3, guitar-hero-iii, guitarhero, hands-on

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Neowyrm @ Apr 1st 2008 10:26PM

It's a furry tractor!

Sora267 @ Apr 1st 2008 10:29PM

When I saw that "just keep squirting" was linked, I expected hardcore porn.

Oh Joystiq, why do you betray me?

Vegnagun bwf @ Apr 1st 2008 10:32PM

Furry ITT! Abandon ship!

ApolloIV @ Apr 1st 2008 10:35PM

God I'm glad it's not chan here. I would of been a total dick. Now that I'm not anon, Welcome furry friend, hows things going?

Vegnagun bwf @ Apr 1st 2008 11:00PM

Mudkip, mudkip, mudkip, bidoof, bidoof, bidoof?

Lone Starr @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:19AM

I do not share your lactating bovine fetish.

greatslack @ Apr 1st 2008 11:46PM

April Fools?

BPM X: Soul Eraser [SSBB: 5026 4120 1186] @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:11AM

Mooooooooooooo

ScottG13 @ Apr 2nd 2008 8:45AM

Zzzzz... I need a filter to block out boring GH news.

murph @ Apr 2nd 2008 9:43AM

I call B.S. on the 7.5 million song downloads. Are they counting the songs that come with the game?

Joe @ Apr 2nd 2008 4:19PM

Every time you want to play a song you have to download it.

So if you were to play through career mode, you'd download 15 tracks. And your memory only keeps three songs at a time, so if you downloaded the final set, and then you wanted to re-play Suck My Kiss, for instance, you'd have to download it again.