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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:12AM RBecho said

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This has been out for a while and noob.com is Ed Boon's (one of Midway's Lead devs on MK) personal site. No April fools, just reported on this day.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:14AM Jerk Face said

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Joystiq is just... is just so FRENCH today.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:23AM CommentSystem said

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vraiment
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:33AM skipjimroo said

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Not quite Jeefster: Justin's just having a nice little Home Alone moment to himself. I'm guessing he must have watched it recently in an attempt to get a little 90's nostalgia fix. That's just how some folks roll.
As for me, well, I'd rather kiss a toilet seat...
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:36AM Jerk Face said

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Every post one April 1st has at least one phrase in French.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 10:06AM skipjimroo said

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Mon Dieu, it seems you are correct sir. Such are the pitfalls of using the Joystiq RSS feed for all your gaming related web-shindiggery. I think I'll be going back to surfing the net the way my grandpappy did lest I fall prey to the egg/face syndrome yet again.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:22AM (Unverified) said

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"Look what ya did ya little jerk!" McElroy you kill me.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:24AM Supermanisdead said

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noob.com wasn't taken already? Are they gonna waste prime internet real estate on some april fools joke?



Nevermind, it's the internet.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:24AM baby sea tuna said

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Aww, I remember back when Mortal Kombat was still relevant. I think I might still have been in high school...
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:26AM (Unverified) said

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I decided to take a little peek at the page source. and found this cryptic bit of text..

"It is with deep regret that after over 20 years with Midway, I will be leaving as of today


to pursue my dream of becoming a chef. I will never forget the incredible experience I've


had with such an amazing group of talented people

"
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:25AM (Unverified) said

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aye movie reference made my day
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:27AM (Unverified) said

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It's a fake.

The domain is registered to Ed Boon, and the address is actually the address to Midway Games in Chicago. However, the phone number is registered to:

Wms Garnings Inc
3401 N California Ave
Chicago, IL 60618

The webpage design doesn't look like the usual Midway marketing fodder. I believe it's a fake.

Happy April Fools! :)
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:50AM (Unverified) said

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Haha, cool!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 10:19AM (Unverified) said

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I REALLY want the vintage XBOX, that is simply the best thing I have ever seen!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:30AM lukeluca said

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The graphics and countdown have been evolving for the past few weeks. Check out this thread on the TRMK forums about it.

The real joke is written in black text below that graphic, regarding Ed Boon leaving Midway to become a chef. Again, there's a story on TRMK about this now.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 9:31AM lukeluca said

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Posted: Apr 3rd 2008 12:54AM (Unverified) said

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Isn't there a Midway event that day?
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 10:25AM (Unverified) said

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What does NOOB means..?
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 10:39AM (Unverified) said

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Select All to reveal more text in the footer.

"It is with deep regret that after over 20 years with Midway, I will be leaving as of today
to pursue my dream of becoming a chef. I will never forget the incredible experience I've
had with such an amazing group of talented people."
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 10:48AM baby sea tuna said

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It's Boon backwards.

See also: Geo.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 1:04PM zephyrxero said

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Wow...you guys (including Joystiq) have never heard of noob.com before? Ed Boon's been using this web address since MK2 days.

As for the Free Touch Klose... I'm going to just assume it has something to do with the next Mortal Kombat (which has already been confirmed to be in production a few months ago) having some new control scheme called "free touch."

If you've followed Mortal Kombat for the last decade or so, you'd know they always try to be cryptic and interesting...but generally fail to be that creative or good at it :P
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2008 12:31AM (Unverified) said

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And the "klose" bit could mean that the announcement or release of the new game is close, but with a K because it's Mortal Kombat and their alphabet doesn't kontain the letter C.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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I wonder if he is leaving for realz I mean is still April fools.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 3:33PM dv8withn8 said

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Ed's retirement was also posted on the Midway forums by moderators and Scorpion's official MySpace posted a bulletin about it.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 6:57PM (Unverified) said

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Even if this was a fake or not, if he died right now it wouldnt make any sort of a fuckin imprint in todays gaming. maybe back in 1993 or so but not now, he hasnt dont shit for the industry but rehash the same old shit with newer hardware so if he really did wanna go make food, maybe hed be better off then :D and no i dont hate the guy, i just think his creativity has gone stale and doesnt seem to be getting any better.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 10:43PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Actually, the whole site's been on for a while, so I doubt it'll be a April 1 site. A Chef, ha? What, he'll be cooking with Scorpion? But... Yay, E-Fame!
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Posted: Apr 1st 2008 10:47PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Also, the "Touch" part wasn't there yesterday.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2008 3:08PM hvnlysoldr said

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Update next MK game is a crossover with DC but no fatalities.
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