Oh ... dear. This is exactly the sort of video the internet shouldn't be showing us. Does it not realize the colossal, sensory danger posed by a combination of two of our favorite franchises? Seeing the Assassin's Creed garb running around a modern environment is one thing, but when the mise en scène happens to feature Metal Gear Solid 4 gameplay, we stop asking questions ("Where did this come from? Why is it so unrelenting in its awesomeness?") and start experiencing debilitating gleezures. That's glee + seizure, FYI.
Do I have to say, Fucko is one of my favorite burns. For some reason, it has a clownish ring to it. As if you just called him Fucko the Clown, which always seems to brag of class to me....
Because, this particular story is full of Sony and MGS fangirls who get pissed at the slightest negative comment you say about any of those precious subjects.
Assassin's Creed is multiplatform. That must mean MGS4 will be multiplatform!!!
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Anyways, this video is epic. I'm really hoping Kojima adds an Altair costume into MGS4 somewhere as an easter egg (actually, I'd be kindda surprised if he didn't).
This really bothered me. I mean, I know that this is just a joke, but just think about it. *SPOILERS* The templars control everything, right? Just like the patriots. Maybe big boss was one of these assassins, and snake is cloned from them.
I mean, I know it's all a joke... but... the similarities between the two games are there. I only mention one, because it's the only one I thought of off the top of my head.
There will probably be some sort of Altair camo for MGS4 as a bonus, and thats cool with me. I would just be incredibly disappointed if the stories crossed over and this were real... but it's not.
But, Ubisoft makes splinter cell, and that would be interesting if they implemented some sort of reference to it in MGS4, one that is more overt than the one in MGS3.
They also believe the knights templar are the Masons which are also believed to maybe in part of or vice versa the illuminati.... Yay for the unknown...
Ludwig, I know this may sound stupid, but I'm trying really hard to 4-1 prank my fellow writers on my blogsite, http://www.threevue.com by telling them that I've been hired to write for Joystiq. If there is any way you could go there and leave a comment on the post saying, "Welcome to the team," or something, that would be incredible. I know you're busy, so if not, that's cool, too.
And please, commenters, don't hate me for this, I'm just pull a not-so-fast one.
They just made an Altair costume to put over Snake and played the game as normal. (The only exception, I'd imagine, would be the ending cut scene where Snake pulls the costume off.)
No, Snake wears a generic robe like that in the actual game, watch the MGS4 trailer from E3 2006. They just changed the robe thing he's wearing to the one Altair wears.
Coooool.... What's next??? Nariko wearing a Big Daddy Suit.... Sweet.... or Zelda using Sheik custome.... oh, wait, nevermind the last one.... LoL.... Cool...
It's a pychological thing. It's meant to scare you when it's hunting you down (behaves like a bull), or draw you into a false sense of security at key moments (when it's pretending to be injured/is whining).
Epic. I had a feeling Kojima fight just be a fan of Assassin's Creed. The gameplay video was badass too. It's nice to see them show another environment for MGS4 that isn't the middle east(it looked like a western European or east coast US city).
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
xFenixKnightx @ Apr 1st 2008 4:04PM
Looked cool and very nicely done but it dragged on a little. Just sayin...
XanthouS @ Apr 1st 2008 4:17PM
Always have to find SOMETHING to bitch about...
xFenixKnightx @ Apr 1st 2008 4:27PM
Really, like what? Explain dont just go bashing.
FUCKO!
Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) @ Apr 1st 2008 4:42PM
Do I have to say, Fucko is one of my favorite burns. For some reason, it has a clownish ring to it. As if you just called him Fucko the Clown, which always seems to brag of class to me....
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 4:45PM
I have to agree. Although I love this video, it IS a tad long.
xFenixKnightx @ Apr 1st 2008 4:53PM
Its an inside joke I got from Army of 2 when Sid (a jerkoff they dont like) tells them "laters fucko" Then Salem tells Rios, "Fucko, who sais that?"
Anyway, I loved me some Assasins Creed so they need to get to work on 2.
Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) @ Apr 1st 2008 4:54PM
fucko is older than Army of Two. Hell, it was overused when featured in Clerks 2. But for me, it's a classic, never gets old.
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 7:09PM
Why have I been voted down for saying I found the video a tad long?
:/
xFenixKnightx @ Apr 1st 2008 9:36PM
Because, this particular story is full of Sony and MGS fangirls who get pissed at the slightest negative comment you say about any of those precious subjects.
LAME! =)
Hyams @ Apr 2nd 2008 7:17AM
But I'm a Sony and MGS fanboy too! Why have my brethren betrayed me? :(
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 4:05PM
Assassin's Creed is multiplatform. That must mean MGS4 will be multiplatform!!!
[/idiot]
Anyways, this video is epic. I'm really hoping Kojima adds an Altair costume into MGS4 somewhere as an easter egg (actually, I'd be kindda surprised if he didn't).
zelderman @ Apr 1st 2008 4:06PM
I noticed the comment a few posts back and looked it up on youtube. You guys posted this FAST. Congrats Joystiq.
Noshino @ Apr 1st 2008 4:14PM
it was all Ludwig man...
LDF UNITE!
Raikage (LDF CRAB BATTLE!!!) @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:04AM
I'm late, but I'm here!
ComicShaman @ Apr 1st 2008 4:07PM
That was all kinds of excellent.
Matt B @ Apr 1st 2008 4:09PM
http://i29.tinypic.com/24ctwu8.gif
zelderman @ Apr 1st 2008 4:24PM
That is funny and offensive at the same time, but more funny.
Travis Brown @ Apr 1st 2008 4:10PM
This really bothered me. I mean, I know that this is just a joke, but just think about it. *SPOILERS* The templars control everything, right? Just like the patriots. Maybe big boss was one of these assassins, and snake is cloned from them.
I mean, I know it's all a joke... but... the similarities between the two games are there. I only mention one, because it's the only one I thought of off the top of my head.
There will probably be some sort of Altair camo for MGS4 as a bonus, and thats cool with me. I would just be incredibly disappointed if the stories crossed over and this were real... but it's not.
But, Ubisoft makes splinter cell, and that would be interesting if they implemented some sort of reference to it in MGS4, one that is more overt than the one in MGS3.
sirpilf @ Apr 1st 2008 4:17PM
well some people think the knights templars eventually turned into the illuminati which is basically what the patriots are.
Intentless @ Apr 1st 2008 4:29PM
They also believe the knights templar are the Masons which are also believed to maybe in part of or vice versa the illuminati.... Yay for the unknown...
Obie @ Apr 1st 2008 4:14PM
Brown filter enabled!
Obie @ Apr 1st 2008 4:16PM
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=224
Mr Khan @ Apr 1st 2008 4:32PM
Welcome to the next generation
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 4:49PM
Hey, it's better than the green one.
KingOfGods @ Apr 1st 2008 5:04PM
It's a war zone what colors do you expect to see?
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 5:10PM
All the colours of the rainbow.
Plus plaid.
XanthouS @ Apr 1st 2008 4:16PM
By far the COOLEST collaboration for an April Fools gag I've seen. Kudos to Ubi and Konami, now get back to finishing MGS4!
markhill66 @ Apr 1st 2008 4:17PM
Ludwig, I know this may sound stupid, but I'm trying really hard to 4-1 prank my fellow writers on my blogsite, http://www.threevue.com by telling them that I've been hired to write for Joystiq. If there is any way you could go there and leave a comment on the post saying, "Welcome to the team," or something, that would be incredible. I know you're busy, so if not, that's cool, too.
And please, commenters, don't hate me for this, I'm just pull a not-so-fast one.
-Mark
http://www.threevue.com
Fernando Rocker @ Apr 1st 2008 4:23PM
I really want to work for Joystiq, or Wii Fanboy... I think I would be perfect as a Wii Fanboy writer.
=p
upz @ Apr 1st 2008 6:28PM
Except for the fact that in order to be a writer, you have to know how to write.
CrazySteve88 @ Apr 1st 2008 7:46PM
Congrats! you got your wish :P yeah I checked it out. Nice April Fool if you ask me.
markhill66 @ Apr 1st 2008 9:34PM
Incredible, you guys are absolutely awesome. It went so much better than I could have even imagined. Thanks again to all of you guys.
ScottG13 @ Apr 1st 2008 4:19PM
Bizarre, but awesome. So far, my favorite April 1st product.
LaughingTarget @ Apr 1st 2008 4:19PM
I would have liked it more if Altaiir climbed up the side of a wall, dove on to the top of one of those machines and stabbed it.
He then could have run around the corner, sat on a bench, and the entire war would have then passed him by.
Arnob @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:30PM
even better: if he sat on a bench while in a cardboard box... thats like the ultimate disguise
Neal @ Apr 1st 2008 4:20PM
April Fools! hahaha.......err..., this kinda looks too real...
LaughingTarget @ Apr 1st 2008 4:22PM
There are over 100 programmers working on MGS4, I guess some of them got handed this project a year ago or something like that.
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 4:44PM
They just made an Altair costume to put over Snake and played the game as normal. (The only exception, I'd imagine, would be the ending cut scene where Snake pulls the costume off.)
Phizzy @ Apr 1st 2008 6:52PM
No, Snake wears a generic robe like that in the actual game, watch the MGS4 trailer from E3 2006. They just changed the robe thing he's wearing to the one Altair wears.
ViagraFiend @ Apr 1st 2008 4:28PM
Needs More Jade
heckthor @ Apr 1st 2008 4:33PM
Coooool.... What's next??? Nariko wearing a Big Daddy Suit.... Sweet.... or Zelda using Sheik custome.... oh, wait, nevermind the last one.... LoL.... Cool...
kinshadow @ Apr 1st 2008 5:15PM
Needs more sperm
Matt B @ Apr 1st 2008 4:33PM
I was hoping to fight those gekku and now it is confirmed. :)
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 4:48PM
Do they scare anyone else? Not in a horror movie sort of way, but in a tense, 'Oh my God, it's a machine and it's MOOING at me!' sort of way.
Jhongerkong @ Apr 1st 2008 4:55PM
Metal Gear Creed: Snake Chronicles CONFIRMED
Carrie @ Apr 1st 2008 5:31PM
I STILL don't understand why the heck the robot things sound like cows :(
Dan CiTi @ Apr 1st 2008 5:54PM
Metal Gear Gekkos are odd and fascinating machines.
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2008 6:39PM
It's a pychological thing. It's meant to scare you when it's hunting you down (behaves like a bull), or draw you into a false sense of security at key moments (when it's pretending to be injured/is whining).
It's much like how REX and RAY roared at you.
Dan CiTi @ Apr 1st 2008 5:52PM
Epic. I had a feeling Kojima fight just be a fan of Assassin's Creed. The gameplay video was badass too. It's nice to see them show another environment for MGS4 that isn't the middle east(it looked like a western European or east coast US city).
Jase @ Apr 1st 2008 6:25PM
Why bother with MGS4 when you can play gems like this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=160224869903&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=006 Which is the best in the series IMHO