Rare offers (mostly fake) Banjo Kazooie plots

I'm liking the Witches Giant T.I.T idea.

Scenario 1#: Bear meets bird, Bear and bird meet backpack. Unite to form Bear and a bird and a backpack.

Two of those ideas sound more like Conker then Banjo.

2nd rumor has me pissed off. Something about it screams Battletoads to me. I want those guys back so badly.

I like any plot involving Justin's giggle.

- If Rare was still a Nintendo developer, I could totally see rumor 2 end up being a Mario Galaxy sort of game. They were always good at making Nintendo styled games.

This is done just for Justin...

The first one leaves me colder than a witch's ... never mind.

B and K: and the Giant TIT

Rumour One: Highly Unlikely
Rumour Two: Sounds way too much like Mario Galaxy. If they do it, I won't be buying it.
Rumour Three: Rare does use silly abbreviations, so it sounds somewhat likely. Somewhat. However, sounds too much like the plot of the GBA game.
Rumour Four: Spiral Mountain being turned into a mall? Sounds silly.
Rumour Five: It would be awesome.

I'm leaning towards 5. Maybe just because I like it. >_>

If they decide to leave the cutesey shit behind like they did with conker then i could see some of this stuff really happening. but i really do heop that they would input some actual dialogue cause that shit in the first 2 games sounded like a group of retards being forced to read the presidents speeches

3...or 1

Personally, I think four.

If you look at the original teaser trailer it shows pencils drawing blueprints and a jackhamemr and such.

Plus, the site right now shows a blueprint.

Aren't all of those necessary in building anything? Especially a mall? :)

I have no other reason to believe, but I think it's just hinted based on what we've seen so far.

Four: I see as highly unlikely, this ain't a simulation game, and if it were then it would be a total failure.

Two: Is a convincing Mario Galaxy spoof I strongly assume.

Three: T.I.T. funny but not too convincing, I know Banjo Kazooie for it's subtle dirty humor. Mainly though the story seems dubious from a gameplay point of view, the people want action not talk.

Five: This was the one I speculated be correct at first, but then I remembed Conker.... and I doubt it.

One: Ok, stay with me, I think One is the real plot because it has the most 'fiction useable plot' [if Rare keeps gameplay like last two games]. Also it reveals so much yet is kept so vague, so much speculation and interpretation.
'their fire-breathing foe?' what's that?
[From that line I speculate there is a new bad boss in town and Grunty, desperate, needs and tricks Banjo to take him down so she can take his/her/it's place again.]

Also remember, this is POST transformation Grunty, she is hot, not the ugly warts and bone version so don't be thinking he fell in love with that.