Rare offers (mostly fake) Banjo Kazooie plots
by Justin McElroy 
{ Apr 1st 2008 at 3:00PM }
The red herrings include B & K hunting the "witch's giant T.I.T", Banjo and Grunty falling in love (our personal favorite) but we'd be more likely to believe Kazooie being abducted by aliens. Which on the list are you leaning towards?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Leonidas @ Apr 1st 2008 3:16PM
I'm liking the Witches Giant T.I.T idea.
Vegnagun bwf @ Apr 1st 2008 3:18PM
Scenario 1#: Bear meets bird, Bear and bird meet backpack. Unite to form Bear and a bird and a backpack.
Lonecow @ Apr 1st 2008 3:26PM
Two of those ideas sound more like Conker then Banjo.
Zertoss @ Apr 1st 2008 3:36PM
2nd rumor has me pissed off. Something about it screams Battletoads to me. I want those guys back so badly.
Tom Cruise @ Apr 1st 2008 7:12PM
Did you contact your nearest Gamestop? Hahahahaha!
ChuckD @ Apr 1st 2008 3:41PM
I like any plot involving Justin's giggle.
...Jan... @ Apr 1st 2008 4:04PM
- If Rare was still a Nintendo developer, I could totally see rumor 2 end up being a Mario Galaxy sort of game. They were always good at making Nintendo styled games.
ApolloIV @ Apr 1st 2008 5:12PM
This is done just for Justin...
Jonah Falcon @ Apr 1st 2008 5:18PM
The first one leaves me colder than a witch's ... never mind.
ApolloIV @ Apr 1st 2008 5:48PM
B and K: and the Giant TIT
Shadow El @ Apr 1st 2008 6:58PM
Rumour One: Highly Unlikely
Rumour Two: Sounds way too much like Mario Galaxy. If they do it, I won't be buying it.
Rumour Three: Rare does use silly abbreviations, so it sounds somewhat likely. Somewhat. However, sounds too much like the plot of the GBA game.
Rumour Four: Spiral Mountain being turned into a mall? Sounds silly.
Rumour Five: It would be awesome.
I'm leaning towards 5. Maybe just because I like it. >_>
AlphaOmegaSin @ Apr 1st 2008 7:20PM
If they decide to leave the cutesey shit behind like they did with conker then i could see some of this stuff really happening. but i really do heop that they would input some actual dialogue cause that shit in the first 2 games sounded like a group of retards being forced to read the presidents speeches
Shadow El @ Apr 1st 2008 9:31PM
They're still using babble speech from the first two games, Rare execs have confirmed it.
Sorry to dissapoint you.
Batzarro @ Apr 1st 2008 10:23PM
3...or 1
Iced_Eagle @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:16AM
Personally, I think four.
If you look at the original teaser trailer it shows pencils drawing blueprints and a jackhamemr and such.
Plus, the site right now shows a blueprint.
Aren't all of those necessary in building anything? Especially a mall? :)
I have no other reason to believe, but I think it's just hinted based on what we've seen so far.
Tback @ Apr 2nd 2008 10:20AM
Four: I see as highly unlikely, this ain't a simulation game, and if it were then it would be a total failure.
Two: Is a convincing Mario Galaxy spoof I strongly assume.
Three: T.I.T. funny but not too convincing, I know Banjo Kazooie for it's subtle dirty humor. Mainly though the story seems dubious from a gameplay point of view, the people want action not talk.
Five: This was the one I speculated be correct at first, but then I remembed Conker.... and I doubt it.
One: Ok, stay with me, I think One is the real plot because it has the most 'fiction useable plot' [if Rare keeps gameplay like last two games]. Also it reveals so much yet is kept so vague, so much speculation and interpretation.
'their fire-breathing foe?' what's that?
[From that line I speculate there is a new bad boss in town and Grunty, desperate, needs and tricks Banjo to take him down so she can take his/her/it's place again.]
Also remember, this is POST transformation Grunty, she is hot, not the ugly warts and bone version so don't be thinking he fell in love with that.