Editorial compares gaming to heroin, teen pregnancy
Giles Whittell hates video games. But more than that, the parent and writer for The Times of London says in an editorial today he hates being told that he should first try to understand video games and immerse himself in their world before judging them. Why? Because "it feels like being told to immerse myself in smack and teenage pregnancy before passing judgment on them." Smack and teenage pregnancy.
Look, we're all for balance, and we understand Mr. Whittell's larger argument that time-sucking games can cause children to miss out on the wonders of the real world (though we tend to think Outside is overrated). But creating an equivalence by saying that "video games and heroin and teenage pregnancy are a colossal waste of time," is putting a little too fine a point on things.
Kids on heroin tend to grow up to be junkies. Teenagers who get pregnant tend to become unfit parents, unprepared for the rigors of raising a child of their own. The millions of children who play video games, for the most part, end up becoming well-adjusted adults (Whittell even admits that the risk that violent video game will create a murderer is "statistically low-risk"). Just because they could all technically be called "wastes of time" doesn't mean they're equally bad, and even implying that they are strikes us as extremely irresponsible.










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
koehler83 @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:35PM
How does one even begin to justify the definition of a "waste of time"?
I want the 3 minutes I spent reading this lunatic's rant back.
Jacksons @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:35PM
I hear twiddling your thumbs is like taking acid.
Zertoss @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:46PM
Don't even get me started on flying model airplanes or building ships in bottles.
How DARE anyone do anything that isn't a direct contribution to society!
Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:58PM
I contribute to society all the time. I scare old ladies out of exercising in malls by following them and barking. Those withered old bags leave the safety of mall walking and get right back out in the street where they are more statistically liable to be hit by a car and help unburden the social security system of this country....
mr mobius @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:01PM
Everyone knows that, and:
Reading is like taking LSD
Watching David Attenborough documentaries are like taking Crystal Meth
Listening to intellectual conversations on the radio is like taking Amphetamine (Speed)
In fact most things are like taking drugs - they stmulate the brain like drugs do.
Mr.ESC @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:56PM
Mr Mobious your comment started well but the end was dreadful.
Anyway
This, my friends is called an infinite loop:
1. Something cool surges (Music, Entertainment, comics, videogames etc)
2. People are against it (Churches, Radio , Right wing nut jobs, Democrats or just people in general)
3. The people who like it respond with invalid arguments or exaggerating the issue way out of proportion.
4. The opposition responds with arguments way more exaggerated and way more stupid
5. The people who like it respond against it depending on the action of the opposition.
6. The opposition keeps hating’
7. 3,4,5 and 6 repeats until the whole thing gets old and no one gives a crap until something new surges.
Remember when people used to blame Pokémon, Magic the gathering and Marylyn Manson. Rofl…Good Times.
Fernando Rocker @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:38PM
That was most stupid than a Curmeo's comment... well, not really.
mr mobius @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:09PM
*More stupid.
*trolls a troll trolling a bigger troll*
And on a side note: scarily I agree with most of Fernando's opinions. It either means I'm also a Nintendo Fanboy - needless to say only ever had Ninty consoles - or he is getting more inciteful in his old age.
Yourself @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:38PM
I don't even know how you get "immersed" in teenage pregnancy.
samfish @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:44PM
You pretend to be an OBGYN and try to stick your head up the girl's love canal and lick the fetus.
Immersion.
Is that over the line?
Hyams @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:51PM
There is no line anymore. You killed it, hid its corpse and started dating its widow.
Ignatius @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:56PM
... ew.
Zertoss @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:59PM
Hahaha the humor is dark today on Joystiq.
And it's awwwwwwwright!
Mr.ESC @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:40PM
Samfish that's just sick man.
Zertoss @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:49PM
ITT: /b/tards and the people repulsed by them.
Farseer (GDI) @ Apr 2nd 2008 2:05PM
Dude, Samfish, that was fucking awesome.
+1 internet for you.
Anam @ Apr 2nd 2008 3:13PM
This is why I like samfish!
dark_inchworm @ Apr 2nd 2008 3:21PM
You know why I like samfish?
Titties. Sweet, glorious titties.
samfish @ Apr 2nd 2008 3:44PM
Aww shucks...y'all're gon' make NakedDaisy blush even more!
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Apr 2nd 2008 5:31PM
You watch Juno.
Roto13 @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:39PM
*steals comment from another blog*
Gaming males are certainly not to blame for getting teenage girls pregnant.
Grindstone @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:42PM
Kotaku much? Lil' plagiarizer...
zelderman @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:39PM
That's mean...
JonFitt @ Apr 2nd 2008 2:24PM
I like it.
Gaming lowers teenage pregnancy. Story at 9.
NATO_Duke @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:39PM
mmmm sweet sweet heroin....
Grindstone @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:41PM
Well, in one regard he does have a point -- video games don't do much in the respect of making life any better, specifically your own. Just like heroine and teenage pregnancy.
But, since I play video games, I'll deride this guy as an old, senile idiot. If I ever kick the habit, then I'll side with him. But until then, HOW DARE HE insult my wasteful habit!
Ignatius @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:45PM
However, with video games, you're -probably- not going to go out and steal stuff to sell to buy more games.
Now, for drugs... well, you go into withdrawals because you become physically addicted. Then... the theft begins! ;D
Hyams @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:48PM
Yeah, playing videogames is a waste of time and should be given up. Just like watching a movie or reading a novel.
Entertainment is for losers! Everyone should work, work, and only work.
Ignatius @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:57PM
And then we'll have suicide booths, 25 cents a death.
Fun fun!
zelderman @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:41PM
I see what you are saying. I haven't played Brawl in over two days and I'm... doing... really... well... AHHHHHH I NEED BRAWL!!!!!!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD
Kuro @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:41PM
well i don't know about you but i am mighty addicted to teen pregnancy.
samfish @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:42PM
Wait, what's wrong with heroin and teenage pregnancy?
I engage in both all the time!
Jack (SFC: 4983 4617 3409) @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:34PM
Its actually how I met you if I remember correctly....
Off topic: Hey Sam, I added you on Brawl but never was added back.
On topic: The shit people say sometimes. I wonder why I even fight for free speech.
samfish @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:50PM
'eh? I thought I added you. I'll check again when I get home tonight.
Lone Starr @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:59PM
You in engage in pregnancy all the time?
Wow.
ugg.tryptophan @ Apr 2nd 2008 8:12PM
its not that bad for the first five minutes
Maverick Saturn @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:43PM
Oooooh, so thats why I was hearing a baby crying, it was my gf having a teenaged pregnancy while I was doing smack and playing COD4.
Silly me, I should have known.
What is this guy on? He doesn't need to do smack, hes got smack naturally flowing through his blood.
Alex @ Apr 2nd 2008 4:25PM
Nobody listens to The Times! It's just a diluted version of Mein Kampf!
Intentless @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:49PM
And here are my other "addictions" or "atrocious life style choices" or "wastes of time"
Going to the movies, reading books, sleeping and eating.
Hyams @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:52PM
Indeed.
Also: sex is for making babies, and nothing else.
Fernando Rocker @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:52PM
I think Joystiq is more addictive than heroin.
Shmil (Brawl Code 2621-2310-1994) @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:39PM
i agree, i was wondering when people would start saying that the internet is addicting
Mr.ESC @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:59PM
More like alcohol. You can only post for a while before getting sick, start saying no sense or being thrown out and the next morning you'll wake up with a strong headache regretting everything you said.
Gewurztraminer (needs more umlaut) @ Apr 2nd 2008 9:59PM
regretting or forgetting? depends on how much you drink.. er, post?
Zertoss @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:53PM
Everyone knows the cure for teen pregnancy is FALCON PUNCH!
So gaming is actually a good thing for children.
jimmygotsmack @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:56PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw&feature=related
jimmygotsmack @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:55PM
Those crazy kids with their video games, and getting teen pregnant, and their heroin.
Yep, that sounds like a crazy old man rant to me, they put this in a news paper?
born2kill @ Apr 2nd 2008 12:59PM
You completely missed the guys point. He was not saying that games are as ...; as he said was that he doesnt need to be 10 hour/day WOW geek in order to justify his opinion. Likewise, when you say that certain shows on tv are terrible (all reality shows) you dont need to have seen every second of every episode to make that judgement. Thats his point.
mr mobius @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:11PM
He should at least have spent an hour with Peggle before his opinions are valid.
Jacksons @ Apr 2nd 2008 1:39PM
Of course that was his point. But just because you think something is a waste of time doesn't mean you should compare it to activities that have the ability to ruin the rest of your life from just one incident.
I guarantee that him barring his kids from any form of entertainment that ALL THEIR FRIENDS PARTAKE IN will only make them bitter and resentful. Why not be a parent and moderate playtime? If he's talking about a DS (Hard to tell when these uninformed twits use "Nintendo" as a synonym for any video game platform...) Just keep the charger and only recharge the system every other week. There ya go, moderated.