Zero Punctuation is an army of one in Army of Two
The normally solitary Yahtzee (he is a PC snob after all) takes on Army of Two this week, a game designed to be played co-op -- so we already know this is going to end badly. After becoming frustrated with his computer partner's AI, he decides to invite a friend over and proceeds to become frustrated with his human companion's abilities as well. Like any listener of the Joystiq Podcast already knows, Army of Two has a lot of issues, the least of which is forgetting that for a co-op action shooter it sort of missed the boat on creating an enjoyable co-op experience.
This week's NSFW review of Army of Two can be found after the break. Watch it with a friend, or if you're a PC gamer your favorite plant.*
*Oh, calm down ... this is coming from the blogger who can spend days playing Civilization IV and Sins of a Solar Empire.
This week's NSFW review of Army of Two can be found after the break. Watch it with a friend, or if you're a PC gamer your favorite plant.*
*Oh, calm down ... this is coming from the blogger who can spend days playing Civilization IV and Sins of a Solar Empire.











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Chris @ Apr 2nd 2008 9:06PM
*giggle*
Mills and Boom @ Apr 2nd 2008 9:19PM
Yet another poor game out there? Sheesh! Give Yahtzee a break devs.
I've always wondered how games can sneak out broken. It's probably good to be your own publisher (Nintendo, um, EA?) because you're not being face ridden to quick-buck ville (EA).
mr mobius @ Apr 2nd 2008 9:55PM
Not a bad one. Seemed Yahtzee was slower but not sure - ah who cares. Kudos from the start to the end with the song selection. Funny as usual. This guy needs to do more game journalism. What is his written humour like? Porbably only works well if can read 400 words/minute though, right?
Kevin @ Apr 2nd 2008 10:04PM
It's Wednesday yet again? Yay! Yahtzee always brightens my day.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Apr 2nd 2008 10:58PM
Meh. It's definitely better than last weeks review but it's still not very funny. Seriously it's the imagery that saves it from being completely dull.
Spin44 @ Apr 2nd 2008 11:24PM
the AI in AoT is horrible!!! heres someone reviewing it: http://www.expotv.com/Army-of-Two/36-19Xv
Mal F4cti0n @ Apr 2nd 2008 11:28PM
I just played the demo of this game on the 360....I didn't like it. It controlled like a fat dude on a moped, y'all know what I mean.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Apr 3rd 2008 1:05AM
My two favourite sources of game reviews: Gametrailers and Zero Punctuation.
Sorry Joystiq Negareview.
t_m @ Apr 3rd 2008 1:36AM
Joystiq: Its too hard!!
Yahtzee: Its too easy!!
Just sayin.... nothing to be ashamed of joystiq. ;-p
Pimping our guns and high-fiving after killing people in Afghanistan. Boy, I'm sure glad games are maturing along with their players...
farfisa @ Apr 3rd 2008 10:20AM
The closing music was perfect.