Today in Joystiq: April 3, 2008

As pointed out by Joystiq expatriate Kevin Kelly, the above picture (text box excluded) was reportedly featured in a recent Yahoo! article on Xbox Live cheating. It seems a bit, erm, antiquated. That, or Yahoo! has some inside scoop on a new Xbox 360 revision that looks exactly like the original Xbox (are they calling it retro yet?). Check out the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Family Album: Electronic Arts
X3F Week in Review: March 28, 2008 - April 3, 2008

News
Battlestar Galactica XBLA price frak-ed on Saturday
Ubisoft reveals Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X.
Alone in the Dark delayed until June
THQ makes Dawn of War II official, coming Spring 2009
Wiiitis captured, explained by MRI
Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 rated by OFLC
The Force Unleashed ... unleashed on September 16
IGN says Pandemic making Batman 'for sure,' then pulls story
The four publishers behind GameStop's domination
Sonic Unleashed officially announced, slated for Holiday 2008
Sony underestimated 80GB PS3 demand
Chris O'Donnell joins Max Payne cast
Two Worlds expansion Curse of Souls hits the Marketplace
Research: Game addicts show traits of autism
UMD-nied: Echochrome PSP goes download-only in NA
Mercenaries 2 blowing up August 31
See a new trailer for Halo 3's Legendary map pack
Strong yen prompts Sony to lower production costs
Arkanoid DS headed up North American creek without a paddle
Mr. Driller Online's lag-tastic online play
Def Leppard in Guitar Hero IV confirmed
Nintendo reigns supreme in Japanese hardware and software sales
Puzzle Quest 1.5 gets name, dubbed Revenge of the Plague Lord
PSN Thursday: Gone fishin', enjoy some new store screens

Rumors & Speculation
Analyst: Wii, GTA IV, game industry all winners in '08

Culture & Community
Anti-gaming Times columnist gets 'Coopered' on Amazon