Vitamin supplements for better brain training

From the We-Thought-This-Was-An-April-Fools'-Joke files: vitamin supplements for gamers, specifically designed to steal away your money increase your ability to get your game on. The supplements, available in two varieties, are just plain ol' vitamins repackaged (and with a few extra dollars added to the price tag). The blueberry tablets (which they recommend you lick, chew, and/or enjoy) are designed to pump up your endurance, while the DHA supplements -- which we do not recommend you chew, because fish oil is gross -- are designed to boost your brain power. Chasing that elusive 20? Take two with water and slap Dr. Kawashima around. Clearly, if you take both, world domination is in your future ... or, at least, you may kick a little ass at Game Night.

Game Supple goes on sale next week in Japan for ¥880, or just under nine dollars U.S., for 30 pills.