Stupid plushies, with their cute little faces and soft, fuzzy bodies. Ugh. Hate 'em! What's there to like about squishable little animals anyway? You know what we need? Uncute plushies. Thankfully, someone is on the cutting edge, ready with the future of stuffed toys. Resident Evil fans, pay attention, for we present: the zombie dog plush, courtesy of mjrahabim's Etsy marketplace. On one site, it's a cute little puppy. On the other? A skeletal undead killing machine. It's dual use! Each puppy is custom-made (which means they may vary from plush to plush) for $25.
And it still manages to be cute. Dammit.
Reader Comments (15)
Posted: Apr 5th 2008 8:45PM Qwikstreet said
God I love the stuff on etsy.
Ordered!
Ordered!
Posted: Apr 5th 2008 9:11PM OMGITSJAD said
Do want!
It would be cool if they hand-made them though, not just adding bones & blood to a regular dog plush
It would be cool if they hand-made them though, not just adding bones & blood to a regular dog plush
Posted: Apr 5th 2008 9:50PM (Unverified) said
Best plushie ever?
Posted: Apr 5th 2008 9:58PM Shadow31 said
I won't lie. That plushie is frickin' sweet. It's times like these I wish I had money to waste on cool useless junk. :(
Posted: Apr 6th 2008 1:56AM (Unverified) said
I know! I have to be really careful now, because in addition to awesome crap I don't need like this, there's a ton of (expensive) baby stuff I don't need.
THE INTERNET IS DANGEROUS... for your wallet.
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THE INTERNET IS DANGEROUS... for your wallet.
Posted: Apr 5th 2008 11:32PM Polecat said
I love the Lovecraft themed plushes. If I had those and the Necronomicon Pillow, I'd be able to finally meet the next world in peace.
Posted: Apr 6th 2008 12:35AM Anticrawl said
This plushie reminds me of that mustbedestroyed.com site that was all the rage in the mid 90s.
Posted: Apr 6th 2008 2:16AM (Unverified) said
hey lets all pitch in money and buy this for Michael Vick.. i'm sure he'd appreciate it while he's in JAIL.
Posted: Apr 6th 2008 12:49PM SpaceSpace said
DO NOT WANT
I HATE those Hell Dogs from RE4, when they'd jump out of the bushes in that hedge maze, man that freaked me out!
I HATE those Hell Dogs from RE4, when they'd jump out of the bushes in that hedge maze, man that freaked me out!
Posted: Apr 6th 2008 1:29PM (Unverified) said
I want it
Posted: Apr 6th 2008 1:30PM (Unverified) said
Now
Posted: Apr 6th 2008 10:37PM (Unverified) said
Friggin' sweet.
Posted: Apr 17th 2008 11:13AM (Unverified) said
Thank you so much for the plug! I am truly honored! :D
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