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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:36PM WillCookForFood said

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That... that was beautiful.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 6:30PM kewlrats said

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I just think they out-Portaled Portal.
And then spread some Portal on toast and ate it.

If this were any more worthy of GOTY-Oh-Ate, I'd make it GOTY-Oh-Nein as well.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:38PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said

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That was about as puzzling as the bosses in The Legend of Zelda series.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:39PM Kyattsuai said

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aka YHTUTWYJG (You Have To Use The Weapon You Just Got)
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 11:21PM ThornedVenom said

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You reminded me of the Legend of Awesome by Egoraptor.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/32551.html?id=32551
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:38PM Jomolungma said

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The closing credits song might be better than Still Alive. Harmonix, are you listening?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:40PM Kyattsuai said

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drat, that was meant to be a reply to the comment above =^>.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:18PM Cabcru said

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When the song came up at the end, I did occur to me they were trying too hard to be 'Still Alive'-like. Meh.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:32PM Jacksons said

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@Cabcru

Yeah, no kidding. What a shameless meme attempt.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:39PM Dannyboi68 said

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The first game I've ever finished on my first try.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 8:06PM mr nimblewick said

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Never played twilight princess, eh?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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I feel like I missed something after beating the game... alternate ending maybe?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq: The internet two days late!

or

Joystiq: Kotaku, only slower!
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:00PM Shmil said

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old jokes are outdated
everyone already knows this
didn't you get the memo?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:19PM Autopsy15 said

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This is why his name is Obviousman most likely.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 7:51PM rTwelve said

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Joystiq: Kotaku, only smarter!


see i can troll too
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 8:35PM (Unverified) said

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Ashcraft is that you?
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Posted: Apr 7th 2008 1:57AM JosephDK said

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I believe it is..

Joystiq: a complete 1up ripoff!
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:46PM NukeAssault said

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Nuke is not amused.... But that song... Pwn.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:52PM Neebs said

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I saw that friday night and I think I've played it five times to hear the song.

You beat the whole damn ga-ame!
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:52PM (Unverified) said

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Awesome. Now back to studying. Thanks Joystiq.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:57PM (Unverified) said

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I couldn't get the character to throw axes.

Luckily, it mattered.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 4:57PM SpeeGold said

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That game made me smile.

Brilliant.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:01PM Shmil said

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Please don't use those giant gaps in comments. It's very annoying.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:07PM SpeeGold said

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Yeah, what shmil said... for a second i thought there was something wrong with joystiq cause i couldn't find the comment box. then i realized you just took up a lot of space.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:09PM (Unverified) said

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4. Also you can't really die.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 6:03PM (Unverified) said

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I'm surprised you're the only person to mention that.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:13PM (Unverified) said

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Cute. Did Jonathan Coultran write that ending song?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 9:01PM einhanderkiller said

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Henrik NÃ¥mark
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:55PM (Unverified) said

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Bleh. This article was posted 5 days too late.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:16PM (Unverified) said

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Wait, in a way, you still have to "Kill it with fire"
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:17PM Cal said

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Wow... That was shit.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 6:54PM Geist said

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See this? ---> .

This is what's known as 'The Point'. I bet you didn't see it. I bet you missed it entirely.

The game is basically a satirical piece, and a well-executed one at that.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 7:03PM Cal said

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I don't care what it was or was meant to do, but in my opinion it was shit. As for the satirical nature of it, I only like my satire funny or fun, and preferably not about internet culture.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 7:42PM (Unverified) said

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Doesn't make it shit. Difference between 'not my cup o tea' and 'shit' actually exists, ya know.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 8:27PM 007craft said

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I would agree it was shit. Its not like the game itself was humurous. Your all just so excited and laughing becuase the only joke from the game is that it was short. Dont go to a comedy club guys, you might have a heart attack.

Did you all laugh at how hesterical pac-man was when you beat the first and only level? Playing this game is just a waste of time, there was nothing funny or exciting about it.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 9:49PM Geist said

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The joke isn't that it was short. The joke was that it was a game that wasn't a game (that's not the same as something that's just not a game at all).

It presents itself as a full game with a boss, level, platforming, weaponry, etc, while at the same time stripping away what a game is by telling you exactly what to do, being unable to die, and making many aspects of it trivial.

Sigh. If you don't get it by now, then you just won't get it at all.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 10:37PM 007craft said

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dont worry, I "get it" I just dont see how people can find this funny. Then again, most people like those webcomics about video games when only like 1 in 1000 are actually good
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Posted: Apr 7th 2008 4:35AM Cal said

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It's good to see I'm not the only non-sheep (for want of a batter term) here. By sheep I mean people who if they're told something is hilarious, will find it so.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2008 11:12AM Duke said

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Cal, you come of as a shallow person for getting so pissed sounding over this. People are not sheep because they found the game to be funny - it was a goofy lark man, lighten up.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:19PM exodus264 said

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Not only did I beat the game, but I pressed refresh and watched a video.

Now what will I do with the rest of my day?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:29PM Bran said

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Kind of short campaign at only 6 hours of gameplay for me to beat it.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:49PM ThornedVenom said

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DId someone say trilogy?
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Posted: Apr 7th 2008 12:33AM (Unverified) said

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Thankfully the game has incredible replay value. Have you tried playing it with your LEFT hand?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:23PM Autopsy15 said

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I made it through the tunnel, then I grabbed that fire on the wall. I burned the rope and saved them all.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:32PM DerickDBrown said

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I couldn't find the previously mentioned victims.

In fact I felt like an ass for going into some giant grinning (obviously happy) monsters lovely home (the chandelier was nice...) and just killing him.

He didn't seem to be doing anything wrong really....
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:50PM Shmil said

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Congratulations Derick! You have just participated in an internet mediated Milgram experiment, you obeyed the authority of the white words.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:30PM Jacksons said

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Great. A game and song fully designed to start some stupid internet meme. Screw that.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2008 5:30PM (Unverified) said

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I smell a future WiiWare release...
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Posted: Apr 7th 2008 1:44AM BurntMeatloaf said

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Either that, or a $20 strategy guide.
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