EA Sports predicts Sharks as Stanley Cup champs

by Jason Dobson { Apr 8th 2008 at 11:00PM }

With the puck set to drop tomorrow night for the 2008 NHL playoffs, the prognosticators at EA Sports have once again looked into the future vicariously through the studio's latest NHL video game offering to predict the outcome of the league's 16-win battle of attrition. By way of simulation using NHL 08, EA Sports named the San Jose Sharks as the team to finally earn the right to lift Lord Stanley's Cup, defeating Eastern powerhouse Montreal in seven games.

While this writer's favorite team, the Buffalo Sabres, are out playing golf, we agree that the Sharks, behind 2005-06's Hart Trophy winner Joe Thornton (not to mention former Sabres defenceman Brian Campbell), present a formidable force for any of the playoff race's 16 teams. Still, there's too much on-ice talent to write this off as gospel just yet, so we'll sit back and probably scream at the TV tomorrow evening as we wait and see if history mirrors EA's crystal ball.

Tags: hockey, montreal-canadiens, montrealcanadiens, nhl, playoffs, san-jose-sharks, sanjosesharks

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

why not the LS2LS7? @ Apr 8th 2008 11:17PM

EA Sports apparently doesn't take into account the Sharks history of folding early in the playoffs.

Trickob @ Apr 8th 2008 11:55PM

EA can go puck themselves...

Bleu @ Apr 9th 2008 10:32AM

EA can take their comments turn them sideways and stick it straight up Peter Moore's candy Ass!

Fosssil @ Apr 8th 2008 11:19PM

Yeah, and ESPN's Madden simulation of the Super Bowl said the Patriots would win.

My money is on the Penguins.

DBuck_Eye @ Apr 9th 2008 7:28AM

I'm digging the Pens' love.

Chris @ Apr 8th 2008 11:20PM

Am I the only one who DOESN'T want to see Roenick get a Cup? Just because he's had a good career doesn't mean he has a right to win. Don't get me wrong, if I had the choice between the Wings and the Sharks to progress to the finals I'd take the Sharks, but... Just am not on the Roenick bandwagon I guess.

Go Avs!

FOXHOUND @ Apr 9th 2008 7:24AM

Kick ass, another COLORADO AVALANCHE fan. :D!
Here's to a swift 4-0 sweep of the Wild!

Deviation @ Apr 9th 2008 10:40AM

Good luck with that 4-0 sweep of the Wild. Forsberg has definitely made your team better but they've been soft most of the year and Minnesota finished the season 5-2-2 against the Avs.

paulofjustice @ Apr 8th 2008 11:23PM

GO SHARKS!

bigC24 @ Apr 8th 2008 11:23PM

Wow, I never thought that a Joystiq writer would be a Sabres fan. Lets Go BUFFALO!

While the Sharks are probably the most logical choice (The West is so much tougher than the east, fellas), I think that Montreal has a great chance at winning it if Carey Price can continue his dominance.

I'll be rooting for the Caps since my Sabres are hitting the golf courses.

:)

Co @ Apr 8th 2008 11:31PM

Who the crap watches hockey?

Chris @ Apr 8th 2008 11:34PM

See how many people throw out a team name or commentary on the playoffs this season, and you'll have your answer.

Judging from your avatar I'll assume you're from Florida... if I were from Florida I'd be bashing this season's NHL playoffs too... ;-)

theKevin @ Apr 8th 2008 11:59PM

More likely, he's just an idiot, who's circle of friends only care about football and basketball, so he bitches when ESPN covers other sports, and doesn't understand them.

DangerMouse @ Apr 9th 2008 1:03AM

OMG THIS NEWS POST IS HOCKEY/FOOTBALL FANBOY FLAMEBAIT!

Matt @ Apr 9th 2008 10:39AM

Smart people. Not you.

AcidMonkey @ Apr 8th 2008 11:52PM

Lol... nice. Unless EA has some evil moves up their sleeve, I wouldnt count on their predictions. (like buying off refs a-la take two)

Go Sens Go... (I just hope they start performing this year) :-P

Mikeawesome @ Apr 9th 2008 12:17AM

You're a Sabres fan? Are you from Buffalo or just crazy?

I live in Buffalo and I'm a Calgary fan, but just because they're my home team I do hold a bit of spirit for them.

Anywho, I really don't think the Sharks will get past the first round.

Mikeawesome @ Apr 9th 2008 12:37AM

Oh, and what's the word on NHL '09? Anyone?

I want some deets on that shiz asap.

There's so many little things that they need to fix,and definitely run it through a little more QA before shipping it, but it's hard to sit here and just list them off because they're not so much improvements as they are tweaks.

FOXHOUND @ Apr 9th 2008 7:28AM

Well, they could start with changing the music to something more hockey rallying. I must've muted every track on the NHL08 game... Of which blame should also be placed on Sony too, for no custom soundtrack XMB option(a la Xbox Dashboard)firmware update yet.

Joe @ Apr 9th 2008 12:18AM

What No Red Wings.

SyChO-421 @ Apr 9th 2008 12:27AM

Montreal FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

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You guys should see the roads here, almost 1 in 3 cars have the Habs flag sticking out of their window!

The cup is coming home baby!!!!!!!

Thugnificent @ Apr 9th 2008 12:30AM

EA comes close in its prediction, although Montreal will be the winner.

E.J. @ Apr 9th 2008 12:30AM

Anaheim. Back to back champs.

elmersglue @ Apr 9th 2008 4:08AM

Indeed, this is exactly whats going to happen... Go Ducks!

irshliquor @ Apr 9th 2008 11:19AM

Not if my Stars have anything to say about it.

Chupacabra @ Apr 9th 2008 12:36AM

Washington Capitals will win the Cup!
Our glorious comeback from the bottom of the league continues through the playoffs, beginning by crushing the Flyers!

Alex Ovechkin is by far the best player this season, but he didn't get us there alone, the whole team rocks!

jaybcorreia @ Apr 9th 2008 12:37AM

i guess I'll be the only rooting for the bruins. Go Boston!!!!

Johnny Comelately @ Apr 9th 2008 12:54AM

This Line Just Kills Me :

"A simulation is conducted by artificial intelligence or logic of the videogame that uses real-life data from each player."

Real Life Data? Henrik Lundqvist would be a Top 5 Goalie if that were correct.

Let's be real here. The game has as much chance of prediction as any of us have so... go for it guys :)

Personally, I'm a Ranger fan, and would like to see them explode out onto the scene, as they very well have shown they can, and as a Dark Horse, you can't count them out with King Henrik.

Otherwise, I think Detroit's goin all the way. They're just too damned good at this point.

All I Know Is... Fear Washington.

Mr. Bungle @ Apr 9th 2008 1:20AM

NY RANGERS FTW!!!

Devils FTL.

ZeroCorpse @ Apr 9th 2008 1:18AM

I'm not a sports fan, but I do know one thing: My state's Red Wings are the most formidable force in hockey in the United States. It's the team we pour the most effort into, and the team we're probably the most proud of as a state (no offense to the Pistons, of course).

The Tigers? The Lions? Bleh. Nobody cares. But Red Wings hockey is all the rage in Michigan... We're like the American Canada. We care more about hockey than football.

But we do not make a big deal of curling, even though we can watch it on CBC whenever we like.

T @ Apr 9th 2008 8:22AM

I know the Tigers are 0-6 right now, but they're not what I'd consider a "bad team" anymore. They especially don't deserve to be grouped in with the Lions.

Donald @ Apr 9th 2008 4:32PM

So how about selling out a 1st round game or two...

JeffM @ Apr 9th 2008 1:46AM

Oh sure EA, pick the hometown boys...

Senator Dracula @ Apr 9th 2008 1:51AM

This inspired me to run my own simulation to determine the 2008 World Series champs.

I will be putting heavy money on the SNK Crushers to take down the Ghastly Monsters in 6.

Pharmacy @ Apr 9th 2008 2:03AM

I sure hope Montreal brings the cup home this year, it's long overdue. Best offense in the league (most goals for) and no one in the top 10 goal-scorers means it's a team effort, not a one-man show.

However, the Red Wings (and Sharks) are a little scary. While I think Montreal can make it to the finals, I'm not so sure about its chances against a top tier West team. Regardless, go Habs go!

This'll be a fun way to start summer :)

why not the LS2LS7? @ Apr 9th 2008 2:51AM

Although I'd love to see a Canadian team win the cup (it's a Canadian cup after all), I don't think the Canadiens (or Sens) can stand up to the West, and I don't think Calgary is going to last long either.

AcidMonkey @ Apr 9th 2008 10:22AM

Sadly, I have to agree with "why not..." at least as far as the Senators go. The Sens got to the finals last year, but this year has been a rough one. We JUST made it into the playoffs.

But I's still like to see them pick it up! Also, the Habs have always been my first choice until the Sens came back to Ottawa, so I'd love to see them take it home too... unless they end up against Ottawa ;-)

Ritz @ Apr 9th 2008 2:17AM

GO FLAMES

Patmos @ Apr 9th 2008 2:49AM

Umm.. They didn't even get the first round match-ups correct; San Jose doesn't play Minnesota, they play Calgary and Minnesota plays Colorado. What's the point of doing this whole simulation if you can't take 15 seconds to surf over to CBS Sportsline and see the bracket on the main page? Lazy..

Donholio @ Apr 9th 2008 3:06AM

Umm... it says:

"and Jose Theodore putting up a wall against the Wild to knock off Minnesota in four games."

San Jose is not equal to Jose Theodore. Maybe there's a case of laziness going around.

dres @ Apr 9th 2008 3:08AM

pleez dont jinx it

ekmatt @ Apr 9th 2008 4:18AM

go habs

JRM @ Apr 9th 2008 5:01AM

The Sharks? Only if Joe Thornton can shake off his playoff futility (and, to be honest, he's due). Other than that, goaltending is the key, and in the east Martin Brodeur is the only goalie with any kind of playoff experience coming into the playoffs. (MTL, BOS, WSH, NYR are coming with no goaltending experience, while PIT, PHI, and OTT, have almost none--especially since Emery isn't playing)

I give NJ a big advantage. I'm sure you'll see them in the semifinals at least.