Have you always had a dark fantasy about watching Space Channel 5
's Ulala play hot, sweaty tennis against Sonic
's squeeze Amy Rose? If so, you repulse us, and we think everybody would be more comfortable if you'd just leave
. Seriously, there's a back door, just slip out. No, no you can't say goodbye to everyone, just get out.
But before you go we also have good news for you! There's a demo for Sega Superstars Tennis
on Xbox Live, so you can fulfill your primal, forbidden urges gratis. ... But you probably need to pay to watch it, don't you? Otherwise it's just not wrong
enough. We just threw up in our mouths a bit, thanks so much for that.