Today in Joystiq: April 8, 2008
Joystiquery
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The best of WoW Insider: March 2-8, 2008
News
Sonic the Hulkhog unleashed in new teaser
Finally, the NES gets DLC
Sega Superstars Tennis gets Xbox Live demo
EA employee survey shows positive change
Rock Band touring Europe in May, 360 getting it first
The Force Unleashed selling point #17: Play as Darth Vader!
Call of Duty 4 Variety Map Pack enters PS3 certification
Kane and Lynch to get free DLC April 17
More than 5 new EA titles to have Unreal Engine 3 under the hood
Mass Effect PC slips to May 28
GTA4 preview details online multiplayer modes
Game Informer drops Gears of War 2 details
PSP firmware 3.95 adds minor remote play features
Charlie Daniels upset that 'Devil Went Down to Georgia' in Guitar Hero III
God of War II goes Greatest Hits
Exclusive Euro Rock Band tracks will become DLC
Activision settles suit over Wii Guitar Hero's mono sound
Games for Windows Magazine goes online-only
Arizona's 'blame the media' bill dies in committee
THQ: WoW has peaked, Warhammer 40k MMO years away
UK retailers strain under glut of GTAIV preorders
Frozen Codebase, Vicious Engine liplock over Elements of Destruction
Harmonix blames taxes, other 'little differences' for Rock Band Europe price
"Red Light of Death": The new Red Ring?
HUDs up! This is what Mass Effect PC's HUD looks like
Just for laughs: Xbox HD DVD player gets update
Sega Racing Studio closed, not profitable
Official Scrabble app 'launches' on Facebook, unplayable in North America
GalCiv II expansion Twilight of the Arnor coming April 23
Rumors & Speculation
Rumor: LittleBigPlanet coming to the PSP
Culture & Community
Yes, there's a boycott of Battlefield: Bad Company
EA Sports predicts Sharks as Stanley Cup champs
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Fernando Rocker @ Apr 9th 2008 12:03AM
Mario Mustache > Solid Snake Mustache
John McPoop @ Apr 9th 2008 12:20AM
Shut the fuck up Fernando
mr nimblewick @ Apr 9th 2008 12:31AM
Selleck mustache > my father's mustache > Mario's mustache > snake's mustache.
HighFiveJesus @ Apr 9th 2008 12:35AM
snake's abs > mario's abs
Fernando Rocker @ Apr 9th 2008 12:59AM
I havent been in Joystiq all this last days, and you tell me Shut the fuck up =(
jcd @ Apr 9th 2008 1:00AM
Nice fer, I see you've been catching up on your trolling quota
Shmil (Brawl Code 2621-2310-1994) @ Apr 9th 2008 1:07AM
Selleck Mustache > every other mustache in the existence of mankind.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Apr 9th 2008 2:27AM
Chuck Norris mustache > Selleck mustache.
It's not a beard, it's his mustache tyrannizing the beard colonies.
Mikeymike @ Apr 9th 2008 1:00PM
Lol, aw poor Fernado
Trickob @ Apr 9th 2008 12:04AM
if it's wrong for a man to think that tom selleck is kind of attractive then i don't want to be right
Sidebuster @ Apr 9th 2008 12:15PM
We can double date. You and Tom and me and Bruce campbell. *hearts* *hearts* *hearts* Xoxoxox
Sidebuster @ Apr 9th 2008 12:16PM
Man date that is... It involves dirty jokes and flexing.
Vegnagun bwf @ Apr 9th 2008 12:07AM
There aren't enough tactical mustache action games these days.
Deck @ Apr 9th 2008 11:28AM
Not tactical but i've got to say, Captain Pierce in COD4 had quite the 'stache.
Vegnagun bwf @ Apr 9th 2008 2:22PM
Now that was a 'stache that I could follow into battle.
Fox318 @ Apr 9th 2008 12:07AM
Cheers to the GFW folks. I hope that you will be able to maintain the same journalistic freedom as you had with you magazine.
Good Luck and I'm sure PC Gamers Everywhere will miss you.
ronald.raygun @ Apr 9th 2008 12:09AM
this pic. is wonderful
FOXHOUND @ Apr 9th 2008 7:21AM
this metal gear fan condones this satire. :]
hoagie @ Apr 9th 2008 12:15AM
I would buy two PS3s for this game.
Einhanderkiller @ Apr 9th 2008 12:21AM
I bought three PS3s because I could.
Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) @ Apr 9th 2008 10:04AM
I bought three PS3s. Well, you may ask yourself, which do I do first. Do I watch a BluRay movie? Do I play a new game? Do I cruise the online store? The answer is simple, yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1jB4hVJRg
John McPoop @ Apr 9th 2008 12:22AM
Thats the type of mustache you just want to wipe a smidgen of bleu cheese off of ... ** bliss **
DangerMouse @ Apr 9th 2008 12:58AM
Your own or some one else's?
ronald.raygun @ Apr 9th 2008 1:53AM
i would love to experience the flavors saved in that mustache.
Raikage (LDF CRAB BATTLE!!!) @ Apr 9th 2008 4:20AM
Not even the cell can render the "stache"...
Crazylink @ Apr 9th 2008 7:05AM
Enough about the stache, just tell me why this reminds me of the Clockwork Orange. It doesn't even look like Alex/McDowell.
Spiza @ Apr 9th 2008 7:52AM
They should have used a Quigley Down Under picture for a larger mustache.
xFenixKnightx @ Apr 9th 2008 8:16AM
Seriously, if they made a movie he could play Old Snake. That pic is so fricken awesome!!! Good work guys, this is another reason why I love Jstiq.
Kendall B @ Apr 9th 2008 9:40AM
I hope they replaced Otacon with Higgins
Mills and Boom @ Apr 9th 2008 9:43AM
Who the hell is a Sellek?
Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) @ Apr 9th 2008 10:05AM
They have this thing called the internet. Get this, it has more than just Joystiq and granny porn...
deaftly @ Apr 9th 2008 9:57AM
Who wants a mustache ride?
Ranko @ Apr 9th 2008 10:03AM
And Snake is off picking up beautiful women in a Hawaiian shirt.
Zoot Suit Jedi @ Apr 9th 2008 10:05AM
Now THAT would warrant the purchase of a PS3.
Orionsaint @ Apr 9th 2008 3:17PM
I might be able to top that,
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4361/twbmgsof9.jpg