Although we already referenced it in a post from yesterday, we couldn't help but once more show off Geek Pulp's dirty little secret: Metal Gear Selleck: Guns of the Private Eye: Tactical Moustache Action. Must. Buy. Now. Check out the highlights for today:
Joystiquery
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News
Sonic the Hulkhog unleashed in new teaser
Finally, the NES gets DLC
Sega Superstars Tennis gets Xbox Live demo
EA employee survey shows positive change
Rock Band touring Europe in May, 360 getting it first
The Force Unleashed selling point #17: Play as Darth Vader!
Call of Duty 4 Variety Map Pack enters PS3 certification
Kane and Lynch to get free DLC April 17
More than 5 new EA titles to have Unreal Engine 3 under the hood
Mass Effect PC slips to May 28
GTA4 preview details online multiplayer modes
Game Informer drops Gears of War 2 details
PSP firmware 3.95 adds minor remote play features
Charlie Daniels upset that 'Devil Went Down to Georgia' in Guitar Hero III
God of War II goes Greatest Hits
Exclusive Euro Rock Band tracks will become DLC
Activision settles suit over Wii Guitar Hero's mono sound
Games for Windows Magazine goes online-only
Arizona's 'blame the media' bill dies in committee
THQ: WoW has peaked, Warhammer 40k MMO years away
UK retailers strain under glut of GTAIV preorders
Frozen Codebase, Vicious Engine liplock over Elements of Destruction
Harmonix blames taxes, other 'little differences' for Rock Band Europe price
"Red Light of Death": The new Red Ring?
HUDs up! This is what Mass Effect PC's HUD looks like
Just for laughs: Xbox HD DVD player gets update
Sega Racing Studio closed, not profitable
Official Scrabble app 'launches' on Facebook, unplayable in North America
GalCiv II expansion Twilight of the Arnor coming April 23
Rumors & Speculation
Rumor: LittleBigPlanet coming to the PSP
Culture & Community
Yes, there's a boycott of Battlefield: Bad Company
EA Sports predicts Sharks as Stanley Cup champs
Reader Comments (35)
Posted: Apr 9th 2008 12:31AM mr nimblewick said
Selleck mustache > my father's mustache > Mario's mustache > snake's mustache.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 12:59AM (Unverified) said
I havent been in Joystiq all this last days, and you tell me Shut the fuck up =(
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 2:27AM ThornedVenom said
Chuck Norris mustache > Selleck mustache.
It's not a beard, it's his mustache tyrannizing the beard colonies.
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It's not a beard, it's his mustache tyrannizing the beard colonies.
Posted: Apr 9th 2008 12:04AM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
if it's wrong for a man to think that tom selleck is kind of attractive then i don't want to be right
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 12:15PM (Unverified) said
We can double date. You and Tom and me and Bruce campbell. *hearts* *hearts* *hearts* Xoxoxox
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 12:16PM (Unverified) said
Man date that is... It involves dirty jokes and flexing.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 10:04AM SheppyReturns said
I bought three PS3s. Well, you may ask yourself, which do I do first. Do I watch a BluRay movie? Do I play a new game? Do I cruise the online store? The answer is simple, yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1jB4hVJRg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1jB4hVJRg
Posted: Apr 9th 2008 12:22AM (Unverified) said
Thats the type of mustache you just want to wipe a smidgen of bleu cheese off of ... ** bliss **
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 1:53AM dr steve brule said
i would love to experience the flavors saved in that mustache.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 8:16AM (Unverified) said
Seriously, if they made a movie he could play Old Snake. That pic is so fricken awesome!!! Good work guys, this is another reason why I love Jstiq.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 10:05AM SheppyReturns said
They have this thing called the internet. Get this, it has more than just Joystiq and granny porn...
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 10:05AM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said
Now THAT would warrant the purchase of a PS3.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 3:17PM (Unverified) said
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