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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:30PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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If only Michael Bay knew that he sucks too...

Michael Bay = Uwe Boll with millionarie budgets.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:49PM (Unverified) said

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I got nothing wrong with MBay. He directed Transformers, which is so awesome it makes my head explode.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:50PM (Unverified) said

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Forget the Lmao-lawn-mowers this calls for Roflcopters

http://roflcopterfinal.ytmnd.com/

Soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:53PM (Unverified) said

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"I got nothing wrong with MBay. He directed Transformers, which is so awesome it makes my head explode".

Yeah Mbay is pretty cool guy,eh maked heads explode and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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FilmDrunk Transcript Is made of Win and Epic.

http://lmfaolawnmower.ytmnd.com/

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:49PM Lone Starr said

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My signature goes to the highest bidder.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:56PM (Unverified) said

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Well the bid goes like this:

Uwe Boll will give you nothing and he will keep producing bad movies until you like them and he will thank you by saying that he knew you were going to vote for him anyway because he is such an awesome guy and sh*t and that you love him like a God.

If you vote against Uwe Boll by the other hand we won’t have to break your thumbs.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:59PM Ghen said

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We know you live in Texas! I won't release the rest of your address if you vote against Boll.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 7:09PM Lone Starr said

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Well that was an easy choice, lol.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:58PM (Unverified) said

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280. Michael Bay

Hello, this is Michael Bay. You might remember me as the director of such fine films as Transformers, Bad Boys II, Armageddon, and the video collection of the band formerly known as Great White(R.I.P.) I thank god every day that we have such fine internet movie critics such as SomethingAwful's Mr. Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka and the staff of Planetavp.com to bring the failings of Dr. Uwe Boll to the public. Without their hard work and expert critical knowledge of film, Mr. Dr. uwe Boll's movies might be taken seriously like that hack M. Night Shamyalan. So it might surprise you that I'm signing this petition in favor of Dr. Mr. Boll. So that he can continue to crap movies out of his ass and I can continue to stomp him in every concievable way. So keep on keeping on Dr. Boll, maybe you'll get Jim Carrey to play the lead in the Farcry movie.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 5:00PM Ghen said

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Oh this is going to be epic.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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Pure Win
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 4:59PM (Unverified) said

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Worst. Director. Ever.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 5:01PM Monkeydog said

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I feel bad that I actually agree with his Eli Roth and Michael Bay comments.

But it really doesn't take a genius to realize their faults, if that's all he's going on, I'm a total genius.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 5:24PM Someguy2222 said

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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 5:24PM ThornedVenom said

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Who wants to start a list of film directors who had proven to be better than him for the past 10 years (Michael Bay and Eli Roth excluded)?


Him insulting them is one thing, but him selling himself as the hottest shit out there was WAY too fucking much.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 6:46PM AoE said

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that's what give him his comic value...
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Posted: Apr 9th 2008 6:05PM mikec89 said

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I lol'd

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 6:07PM jumpshot said

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I'm tired or this guy. I hope we get a million votes to send this smug joker a message.

He's obviously worried if he's asking for a pro Uwe petition. I'd assume the investment group that backs his movies are the ones signing his petition.

I want GOOD people making game movies... please stop him before he gets to Assasin's Creed or something.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 6:09PM DonaldMick said

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Is it possible to anti-sign a petition?

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 6:28PM horngreen said

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Hell I signed it. Game to film movies suck because game stories suck as does Mr. bay.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 6:21PM Mr Slayer said

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Uwe Boll is a madman and needs to be stopped at all costs.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 6:47PM Funkmaster General said

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Well, I've signed the petition to stop the madman known as Boll.

SIGNED THAT BITCH.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 7:01PM Heywatchitbuddy said

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this petition = free publicity for Uwe

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 7:02PM bobseph said

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It doesn't matter if you think Bolls movies are funny or you don't care that his movies are bad when he is screwing up so many game franchises in the movie industry. Bloodrayne could have been as good as underworld or house of the dead could have been as cool as 28 days later. So he may be funny now but when he directs your favorite games' movie and screws it up see whos laughing then.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 7:50PM (Unverified) said

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From the post "...That's a FAR CRY from..."

Get it? Because he's making a Far Cry movie? Yeah? Yeah? No? No. I'm sorry.

Posted: Apr 9th 2008 11:07PM Deprincer said

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Oh man... Uwe Boll is a badass. I'm totally signing the Pro Boll.

Posted: Apr 10th 2008 12:19AM (Unverified) said

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sigh.. the thing has 630 signatures right now. Too people who sign because it's funny no just no. The jokes on you when he ass rapes your favorite games.

Posted: Apr 10th 2008 1:22AM (Unverified) said

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I signed it. Number 651. Why not? There are a lot of bad directors out there. I am a huge video game fan, but that doesn't mean I feel particularly offended when a video game gets turned into a horrible movie. Why are bad movies based on good video games any worse than bad movies based on good books? There is no petition to keep the director of "Love in the Time of Cholera" from making movies any more, but that movie completely missed the point of the book and was mediocre in every respect.

Dr. Uwe Boll is unfairly singled out by a community of people who takes their hobby far too seriously. Really, "ass rapes your favorite games?" If you don't want to see the movie, DON'T GO. Did the Mario Brothers movie "ass rape" the franchise? Did that crappy Captain America movie from the 80s stop the world from being appalled when he was killed? Did having The Rock star in DOOM "ass rape" John Carmack? Someone earlier was saying that if you signed the pro-Boll petition, they'd "break your thumbs." Overboard much?

Look, I don't like him much either, but let's give the guy a break. He's doing what he loves, and moderately successfully as well. More power to him. If you love your work enough, sooner or later that will come through in the final product and make something special. Good for Boll, he's making a living by doing his dream. All you people who want him to stop so much need lives badly. It's just a couple of bad movies. He never killed anyone, for god's sake.
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Posted: Apr 10th 2008 2:35AM Courtney said

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692 right now. If he just made more video rants like that, I would actually watch more of what he films!

Posted: Apr 10th 2008 8:47AM (Unverified) said

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The petition is up to 833 signatures now. Keep 'em comin.

Posted: Apr 10th 2008 2:09PM (Unverified) said

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how can you not like this guy, he's a character and cracks me up, so what if he makes a bad movie, he's not the only one so let's relax people!!!

Posted: Apr 10th 2008 2:45PM MPTownes said

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Calling Boll a cancerous boil does a disservice to actual boils filled with cancer.

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