Real Mario now moves, talks, causes nightmares

If you ever wondered why Nintendo didn't enter the high-definition era, all questions were immediately quashed at the first sight of the infamous "Real Mario." Now, in the evolution of the nightmare, an artist named Portix has animated the image. Not only does it move, but it also speaks like Frank the Donnie Darko bunny.

We absolve ourselves of restless nights or feelings of panic caused by viewing Real Mario. For those with the fortitude for the stagnant image we've placed it after after the break. Clicking the "read" link will take you face-to-face with the (impressive) abomination.