"Holy rollerblading geriatrics on a steeply inclined lido deck, Max! The deadline for our Season 2 giveaway
is set to pounce tomorrow at 5PM EST!"
"Dead lion, Sam? I thought we adopted a strictly enforced ban on ferocious, undead felines in the office."
"You crack me up, little buddy. Who did you name as your favorite adventure game character in the giveaway post
, anyway? Was it ... me?"
"None of your damn business, Sam."