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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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I would say it looks "clunky", but I'm not sure the car runs even that well.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 6:45PM (Unverified) said

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Ugh, looks like SF Rush meets Wipeout, and not in a good way.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 6:47PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said

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Yay Mario finally gets another shot at the big screen
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 6:49PM SheppyReturns said

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Wait, I thought Resident Evil 5 was racists....
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 6:55PM SpeeGold said

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John Goodman is my hero... To be in both The Big Lebowski and Speed Racer makes him the best ever.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 6:57PM Halorin said

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That's the dumbest thing I've seen in a while. It's just as good as the trailer! -_-

Poor Speed. I like the original show, cheesy as it is.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 6:59PM dv8withn8 said

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The AI commentary is annoying as f**k.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:03PM MarkezJM said

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Prior to retail release they just replace each one with Slippy and some inane comment.

Any word on ExciteTruck 2 yet? Man, I hope it's sooner than later, but likely not :(
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 9:57PM (Unverified) said

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APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER!
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:02PM (Unverified) said

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LOOK A NUT
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:11PM Arteen said

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I haven't heard about a Speed Racer movie, and apparently it comes out in May? I just watched the trailer, and it looks awful, like a high-production April Fools joke.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:14PM Mr Khan said

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Aye, what's the deal with horrible remakes of old properties in the past year alone? Speed Racer, the Chipmunks, Underdog. Transformers was there too, but was an exception (at least to most, some loathed it)
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:17PM (Unverified) said

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Honestly Alvin and the CHipmunks wasn't bad ... I wasn't expecting much and I was pleasently surprised ... Not as good as the animated movie where they were racing in hot air balloons carrying diamond filled dolls but good none the less
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:34PM Shmil said

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remember how old you were when you watched those shows? Well movie producers are trying to appeal to that age group, not yours. They're hoping that you, the parent will at least get some nostalgic warm feeling when you take your kids to see it, but mainly these movies are for the kids.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:12PM Mr Khan said

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Someone tried to clone F-Zero/WipeOut

to be fair, the stylized look of the track is smooth, and the cars are passable, but the constant commentary would put this game on mute faster than anything, and calling the controls sloppy might be high praise
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:42PM SoulBlade said

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Yea - this game just makes me want a well done F-Zero.
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Posted: Apr 15th 2008 2:22AM ultimateq said

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Thankyou. I thought of both of those games as well.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:13PM (Unverified) said

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Well I grew up on Speed Racer so I hold it to a higher level than most would ... This game looks more like the new CG movie than it feels like the original Speed Racer ... I am sure thats what they were going for but I don't like it ... I will give it a chance (the movie that is - on bit torrent that is) but if it sucks I won't be to dissapointed ... It seems like when I was growing up and always saying "wow they need to make a _______ movie" was actually a bad idea ... Most of them all suck ... I liked Transformers but most of these superhero and video game movies have sucked hard ...
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:15PM (Unverified) said

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With that said I have heard rumors of a live action GI Joe movie and accompyaning video game ... I am sure a quick Google would suffice but can anyway confirm?
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:24PM MarkezJM said

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Thanks to ol' Joystiq, I just read about it in the free copy of EGM I got via this site.

Reminds me of the old NES game, so awesoome.
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Posted: Apr 15th 2008 5:53AM doom saber said

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The gi joe film is real and they are filmin it as of now. There are production pics online. You can check yahoo or gijoeclub.com for pics of Snake Eyes as he will appear in the film.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 8:42PM 0android0 said

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==Because== of those pop-ins, I will not buy this game.

Oh - yeah - also because it looks like the control sucks.

Hey, whatever - another game rushed out to meet movie premiere gone wrong.

Was hoping for much better. Shame.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:26PM (Unverified) said

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A game based on a movie based on a cartoon.

I have only the highest of expectations for what will be assuredly the greatest racing game since Penny Racers for N64.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:31PM (Unverified) said

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Yes. GI Joe is going to be a movie.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:26PM antv said

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wow, that looks incredibly boring, more boring than nascar in fact, and they don't even do loops
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:47PM 4ham said

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My thoughts exactly. While traditional racing doesn't have loops, power up and "witty" banter(Really why does Speed himself sound the most robotic?), it certainly is more exciting.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:33PM CyberTyrant said

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OH!
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:38PM CyberTyrant said

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Speed I do not think you should be in this race haha The Mach 5 is not ready haha but Pops I must be in this race haha very well uha but you know I am not really your father haha ahh
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 7:43PM (Unverified) said

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Whats with all these Zero G racing clones can't they just give up on ripping off whoever made up Zero g and think of something original to race for once, I'm not to sure but in terms of videogames F-Zero was the first.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 8:20PM moominsean said

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that looks like shit.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 8:36PM Markster said

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ARGH!
Damn you MTV!

Just because you can't show music videos in Canada doesn't mean you have to block EVERYTHING!!
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 9:56PM OriginalWeJo said

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wow, very mario-esque. if they ever get the sequel to super mario bros. the movie off the ground they need to call that guy.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 9:00PM (Unverified) said

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Remember the PSone Speed Racer game? Definitely a fun game with all the shortcuts and everything but it only had one track which totally killed it. Still, jumping the side of track and using the saws to cut trees down and then using the submarine thing in a river was pretty awesome.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 9:25PM Muffimon said

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Well, I WAS going to buy Mario Kart, but I'll definitely wait for this instead, though the wait will possibly kill me! GO SPEED RACER GO!
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 10:10PM Ranko said

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"Howcanyouraceinthisrace?!"
"You'retoyoungtoraceinthisrace!"
"OOOOH!"
"AHHHH!"
"HAAAAAAA!"
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 10:49PM (Unverified) said

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so lemme get this straight..

no matter if the car is rightside up, upside down on its roof, OR driving diagonal/sideways/backwards not only can u drive the same speed as every other car, but possibly FASTER?!? i want that car.. NOW
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 10:59PM (Unverified) said

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If only my soul wasn't so dark, I might have enjoyed this game.

Actually, no.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2008 11:56PM (Unverified) said

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this is the most abysmal attempt at something worth creating

i am a huge fan of the old series and why the movie and the game ignore the classic gearhead vibe of the show I will never know. these things aren't even speedracer at all - some kind of glo-b hot wheels set - old speed racer had some serious good personalities even with limited dialog - they didn't insult kids back then and shouldn't now

that game is a just an assjam of clunk
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Posted: Apr 15th 2008 5:56AM BurntMeatloaf said

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"assjam of clunk" is now my favorite bad game summary of all time.
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Posted: Apr 15th 2008 12:54AM (Unverified) said

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I can't believe they are making this into a movie now
http://www.burnedbytheman.com/politics/the-gamestop-conspiracy-the-final-solution/
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Posted: Apr 15th 2008 1:38AM SeanR said

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This looks to be the worst video game iteration yet. Hell I'd rather play the PS1 version over this http://psx.ign.com/articles/153/153662p1.html, which I somewhat enjoyed a tad bit, if they would have developed it a bit more
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Posted: Apr 15th 2008 2:16AM ThornedVenom said

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The style is great, although crashing moments really suck ass, but where's my upbeat OST?
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Posted: Apr 15th 2008 5:55AM BurntMeatloaf said

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Could we please stop making racing games where the car has only one wheel? I thought Screamer2 was the last game to handle that way.

I also just watched Dune, yesterday. If anyone wants to know the right way to handle a movie tie-in...
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Posted: Apr 15th 2008 5:58AM BurntMeatloaf said

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You really don't like the people on Joystiq, do you?
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Posted: May 5th 2008 5:51AM (Unverified) said

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Game looks cool and maybe it's the fastest racing game.
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