Rumor: Wii 'Peekaboo Pole Dancing' pitched

by James Ransom-Wiley on Apr 15th 2008 6:00PM

Peekaboo Pole Dancing is currently seeking partners to license its "make me a private dancer" product for Wii, reports Tech Digest. The company famous for its "Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit" and celebrity-endorsed "Electra Pole" has apparently reached out to the gaming industry at large through an email pitching its would-be game.

While Nintendo is not likely to follow up its Balance Board with the "Posture Pole," or Wii Fit with "Wii Strip," there's certainly a market for Peekaboo's proposal: a way for mommy and daddy to stay connected after the kiddies are tucked in; or the after-party for Wii Sports Bowling Night at the Senior Center. Though with STDs on the rise throughout the retirement community, Wii Strip may be one gimmick Nintendo is prepared to shy away from (let's not further encourage our performance enhancing drug-addicted elders, amirite?). One thing's for sure: Nintendo draws the line when it comes to the corruption of the old people.

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Tags: peekaboo, pole-dancing, Wii, wii-strip

Reader Comments (63)

How low can you go, indeed.

Apparently not low enough.

More like James Random-Wiley

Cue Tina Turner...

This game needs Mii Support.

Okay, samfish, this one's all yours.

Are we sure samfish isnt part of this peakaboo pole dancing??

Nah it will be to easy for Samfish.

Is this the new 'Custer's Revenge?' This is a low for a series of great announcements for the Wii today...

LMAO @ mommy and daddy staying "connected"

Does Hugh Heffner do game licensing?

[Checking calendar then watch to reassure it's not really April 1st]

Change the name to Pacman Jones 2009 and you may have a wiinner!

Can the Wiimote tell if you are "making it rain?"

Sigh....=/

This is fucking pathetic! Next thing you know youll have NDF defending and trying to find excuses why its ok to buy shit like this.

because it's fucking hilarious that's why!

Sigh....=/

This is fucking pathetic! Next thing you know youll have commenters preemptively accusing Nintendo fans of defending a product that obviously will never happen and trying to find excuses why its ok to post flamebate like this.

I don't like the concept of the game at all. And I don't know any retailers who would stock it. And there's no telling if the ESRB just won't AO it or no one is even going to try to think to publish it.

Fernando! Where are you?

Oh well, till he gets back....they can't be serious :S

this would've been an awesome april fools joke

wat

I wonder what kind of people would buy that.Not girls, that's for sure.

Finding other things to do with the gf ;) Other then play mario, lol

I don't meant to offend anyone but if your GF does that for you that means you are either lucky or that your Gf is a hoe.

"Of course we will get married just do this little thing for me"

And don't forget the magic words.

"But I love you so much"

Couples will. Trying different things to spice up your sex life is actually fun.

Like going anal...That's pretty fun. A little hint gentlemen, kind of have her permission first.

If she's not passed out, that is....

I would play it.

Enjoy that thought.

It sounds like it's marketed towards kids. Is that legal?

Mr. ESC: "Why don't you take a seat."

Sorry I was late,damn traffic.

*Ahem

Why don't you take a seat right over there.

FINALLY A GAME I WILL BE ABLE TO BEAT MY FRIENDS AT. I SURE HOPE IT IS AN ACCURATE SIMULATION.

I lol'd then I was both afraid and curious like when someone gives you a link to 2girls1cup after watching all those reactions in youtube.

Be sure to tape it all and upload it to the internet for great justice.

If your losing your husbands interest and think this is the answer its too late, start filing now.

wii dildo confirmed

Confirmed? I'm pretty sure it was already released.

I see a condom and a strap, but no dildo.

you mean wiildo?

There would be Wii shortages worldwide!

I mean, like, even more than now.

BUT HOWEVER WILL THEY USE THE WIIMOTE FOR THIS???

Wait! Nipples what do we thing about nipples?

*Think

Sorry spies sappin' mah..BBZZZrrrr...

I can't for the life of me imagine why the gaming community is considered immature, given the above comments.

Would this generate a lot of complaints? Sure. Should it? Of course not, unless you hold the view that all video games are for children.

Carmen Electra's stripping DVDs are extremely popular, and for good reason. Stripping and pole dancing are the new "pilates." It's a good aerobic and cardiovascular work-out, and women enjoy doing it.

More to the point, it's Neo-Burlesque, which has become more mainstream in recent years and less "dark dingy strip club filled with old perverts." It's a valid form of performance art, as evidenced by the recent "Erotic Star" series in Australia. The winning performance was absolutely spectacular and not the slightest bit exploitive. It's amazing to watch the talent on display, and the women in the crowd enjoy the performances as much (if not more) than the men.

It's all a moot point, really, as the game would obviously require an AO rating, which Nintendo will never support. But it's a disappointment that the cleaner, healthier forms of erotic entertainment are being forced down, leaving people to dive into the cesspool of filth that is the internet.

But, I like bangbros...

YAY CESSPOOLS OF FILTH!!!

(i love teh interwebs)

I like cess in pools.

You know, it saddens me knowing that there are probably people out there that would buy this. As a result, the sales generated from this, would probably drive the makers to make more things like it.

Yet great games like Odin Sphere, Okami and Psychonauts get completely ignored for garbage like this.

No, no they don't.

This is no different from any other number of casual or "mainstream" titles like Singstar, Brain Age or Nintendogs. The type of people (generally speaking) who would buy those games would NEVER have bought Okami or Pyschonauts.

Those games (and more, like Beyond Good and Evil) suffered from poor marketing. Simple as that.

I understand your point (i.e. that it's sad that games like The Guy Game can outsell treasures like Ico), and whilst I agree, there's no cannibalising of sales going on. They're entirely different markets, and they always will be.

Just a minor correction: just because it's pole dancing doesn't mean that it must involve stripping. It's still a workout irregardless.

Though I highly doubt this is meant for the more acrobatic form of pole dancing, since that form of dancing relied on high quality poles and isn't for beginners.

I'd buy this even in the off-chance that I could somehow get my girl to actually use it... But how would it even work? It notices the vibrations in the interaction with the pole?

In all seriousness it could be fun.

Don't feed or tease the straight people.

Stop dissing straight people, we need them for keeping the earth populated. :o

Six billion miracles are enough.

Are you fucking kidding me. There are too many people on this planet, and a large percentage of the retarded ones are breeding!

We don't need more babies in this world.

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