Rumor: Wii 'Peekaboo Pole Dancing' pitched
While Nintendo is not likely to follow up its Balance Board with the "Posture Pole," or Wii Fit with "Wii Strip," there's certainly a market for Peekaboo's proposal: a way for mommy and daddy to stay connected after the kiddies are tucked in; or the after-party for Wii Sports Bowling Night at the Senior Center. Though with STDs on the rise throughout the retirement community, Wii Strip may be one gimmick Nintendo is prepared to shy away from (let's not further encourage our performance enhancing drug-addicted elders, amirite?). One thing's for sure: Nintendo draws the line when it comes to the corruption of the old people.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Nigeria - MK: 0430-8491-9123 @ Apr 15th 2008 6:05PM
How low can you go, indeed.
Jesterdom @ Apr 15th 2008 6:06PM
Apparently not low enough.
James @ Apr 15th 2008 6:24PM
More like James Random-Wiley
343 Guilty Fart @ Apr 15th 2008 7:06PM
Cue Tina Turner...
finnith @ Apr 15th 2008 8:58PM
This game needs Mii Support.
copa @ Apr 15th 2008 6:07PM
Okay, samfish, this one's all yours.
PojoMofo @ Apr 15th 2008 6:11PM
Are we sure samfish isnt part of this peakaboo pole dancing??
Mr.ESC @ Apr 15th 2008 6:35PM
Nah it will be to easy for Samfish.
ill trooper @ Apr 15th 2008 6:10PM
Is this the new 'Custer's Revenge?' This is a low for a series of great announcements for the Wii today...
PojoMofo @ Apr 15th 2008 6:14PM
LMAO @ mommy and daddy staying "connected"
Does Hugh Heffner do game licensing?
Thr3e2wenty8 @ Apr 15th 2008 6:16PM
[Checking calendar then watch to reassure it's not really April 1st]
Change the name to Pacman Jones 2009 and you may have a wiinner!
PojoMofo @ Apr 15th 2008 6:21PM
Can the Wiimote tell if you are "making it rain?"
xFenixKnightx @ Apr 15th 2008 6:17PM
Sigh....=/
This is fucking pathetic! Next thing you know youll have NDF defending and trying to find excuses why its ok to buy shit like this.
theturtle363 @ Apr 15th 2008 6:50PM
because it's fucking hilarious that's why!
Anni @ Apr 15th 2008 11:10PM
Sigh....=/
This is fucking pathetic! Next thing you know youll have commenters preemptively accusing Nintendo fans of defending a product that obviously will never happen and trying to find excuses why its ok to post flamebate like this.
hvnlysoldr @ Apr 16th 2008 1:30AM
I don't like the concept of the game at all. And I don't know any retailers who would stock it. And there's no telling if the ESRB just won't AO it or no one is even going to try to think to publish it.
Maverick Saturn @ Apr 15th 2008 6:18PM
Fernando! Where are you?
Oh well, till he gets back....they can't be serious :S
eldee @ Apr 15th 2008 6:24PM
this would've been an awesome april fools joke
theturtle363 @ Apr 15th 2008 6:42PM
wat
Mr.ESC @ Apr 15th 2008 6:45PM
I wonder what kind of people would buy that.Not girls, that's for sure.
Maverick Saturn @ Apr 15th 2008 6:57PM
Finding other things to do with the gf ;) Other then play mario, lol
Mr.ESC @ Apr 15th 2008 7:16PM
I don't meant to offend anyone but if your GF does that for you that means you are either lucky or that your Gf is a hoe.
"Of course we will get married just do this little thing for me"
And don't forget the magic words.
"But I love you so much"
Demexii @ Apr 15th 2008 8:10PM
Couples will. Trying different things to spice up your sex life is actually fun.
playwhutyalike @ Apr 15th 2008 8:36PM
Like going anal...That's pretty fun. A little hint gentlemen, kind of have her permission first.
If she's not passed out, that is....
Ranus Studios @ Apr 15th 2008 6:51PM
I would play it.
Enjoy that thought.
Chase @ Apr 15th 2008 6:56PM
It sounds like it's marketed towards kids. Is that legal?
Mr. ESC: "Why don't you take a seat."
Mr.ESC @ Apr 15th 2008 7:47PM
Sorry I was late,damn traffic.
*Ahem
Why don't you take a seat right over there.
Croove55 @ Apr 15th 2008 7:03PM
FINALLY A GAME I WILL BE ABLE TO BEAT MY FRIENDS AT. I SURE HOPE IT IS AN ACCURATE SIMULATION.
Mr.ESC @ Apr 15th 2008 7:18PM
I lol'd then I was both afraid and curious like when someone gives you a link to 2girls1cup after watching all those reactions in youtube.
Be sure to tape it all and upload it to the internet for great justice.
Shagittarius @ Apr 15th 2008 7:11PM
If your losing your husbands interest and think this is the answer its too late, start filing now.
star @ Apr 15th 2008 7:12PM
wii dildo confirmed
Mr.ESC @ Apr 15th 2008 7:19PM
Confirmed? I'm pretty sure it was already released.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Apr 15th 2008 9:36PM
I see a condom and a strap, but no dildo.
Lone Starr @ Apr 15th 2008 10:08PM
you mean wiildo?
Kye - Joystiq Greybeard @ Apr 15th 2008 7:30PM
There would be Wii shortages worldwide!
I mean, like, even more than now.
Benny @ Apr 15th 2008 7:39PM
BUT HOWEVER WILL THEY USE THE WIIMOTE FOR THIS???
Mr.ESC @ Apr 15th 2008 7:51PM
Wait! Nipples what do we thing about nipples?
Mr.ESC @ Apr 15th 2008 7:52PM
*Think
Sorry spies sappin' mah..BBZZZrrrr...
V1L3 @ Apr 15th 2008 7:55PM
I can't for the life of me imagine why the gaming community is considered immature, given the above comments.
Would this generate a lot of complaints? Sure. Should it? Of course not, unless you hold the view that all video games are for children.
Carmen Electra's stripping DVDs are extremely popular, and for good reason. Stripping and pole dancing are the new "pilates." It's a good aerobic and cardiovascular work-out, and women enjoy doing it.
More to the point, it's Neo-Burlesque, which has become more mainstream in recent years and less "dark dingy strip club filled with old perverts." It's a valid form of performance art, as evidenced by the recent "Erotic Star" series in Australia. The winning performance was absolutely spectacular and not the slightest bit exploitive. It's amazing to watch the talent on display, and the women in the crowd enjoy the performances as much (if not more) than the men.
It's all a moot point, really, as the game would obviously require an AO rating, which Nintendo will never support. But it's a disappointment that the cleaner, healthier forms of erotic entertainment are being forced down, leaving people to dive into the cesspool of filth that is the internet.
Nigeria - MK: 0430-8491-9123 @ Apr 15th 2008 7:58PM
But, I like bangbros...
Consolcwby @ Apr 15th 2008 8:41PM
YAY CESSPOOLS OF FILTH!!!
(i love teh interwebs)
hvnlysoldr @ Apr 16th 2008 1:32AM
I like cess in pools.
Psaakyrn @ Apr 15th 2008 8:05PM
Just a minor correction: just because it's pole dancing doesn't mean that it must involve stripping. It's still a workout irregardless.
Though I highly doubt this is meant for the more acrobatic form of pole dancing, since that form of dancing relied on high quality poles and isn't for beginners.
Demexii @ Apr 15th 2008 8:09PM
I'd buy this even in the off-chance that I could somehow get my girl to actually use it... But how would it even work? It notices the vibrations in the interaction with the pole?
In all seriousness it could be fun.
Kwipper @ Apr 15th 2008 8:15PM
You know, it saddens me knowing that there are probably people out there that would buy this. As a result, the sales generated from this, would probably drive the makers to make more things like it.
Yet great games like Odin Sphere, Okami and Psychonauts get completely ignored for garbage like this.
V1L3 @ Apr 15th 2008 9:14PM
No, no they don't.
This is no different from any other number of casual or "mainstream" titles like Singstar, Brain Age or Nintendogs. The type of people (generally speaking) who would buy those games would NEVER have bought Okami or Pyschonauts.
Those games (and more, like Beyond Good and Evil) suffered from poor marketing. Simple as that.
I understand your point (i.e. that it's sad that games like The Guy Game can outsell treasures like Ico), and whilst I agree, there's no cannibalising of sales going on. They're entirely different markets, and they always will be.
Brendon @ Apr 15th 2008 8:26PM
Don't feed or tease the straight people.
Psaakyrn @ Apr 15th 2008 8:31PM
Stop dissing straight people, we need them for keeping the earth populated. :o
Brendon @ Apr 15th 2008 8:51PM
Six billion miracles are enough.
Kwipper @ Apr 16th 2008 5:38AM
Are you fucking kidding me. There are too many people on this planet, and a large percentage of the retarded ones are breeding!
We don't need more babies in this world.