Rumor: Wii 'Peekaboo Pole Dancing' pitched

by James Ransom-Wiley on Apr 15th 2008 6:00PM

Peekaboo Pole Dancing is currently seeking partners to license its "make me a private dancer" product for Wii, reports Tech Digest. The company famous for its "Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit" and celebrity-endorsed "Electra Pole" has apparently reached out to the gaming industry at large through an email pitching its would-be game.

While Nintendo is not likely to follow up its Balance Board with the "Posture Pole," or Wii Fit with "Wii Strip," there's certainly a market for Peekaboo's proposal: a way for mommy and daddy to stay connected after the kiddies are tucked in; or the after-party for Wii Sports Bowling Night at the Senior Center. Though with STDs on the rise throughout the retirement community, Wii Strip may be one gimmick Nintendo is prepared to shy away from (let's not further encourage our performance enhancing drug-addicted elders, amirite?). One thing's for sure: Nintendo draws the line when it comes to the corruption of the old people.

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Tags: peekaboo, pole-dancing, Wii, wii-strip

Reader Comments (63)

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Quoted:**Little else is said about the project, only that it's a concept, and 'A-list celebs' like Carmen Electra, Kylie Minogue, the Spice Girls and Pussycat Dolls are already fans of the company, who currently sell portable dance poles.**

O.O The Spice Girls??!! I say, BAN THE DAMN THING before it's TOO LATE!!!

What about Kylie Minogue?

You should be so lucky.

Add in the vibrating pole and I'm buying it for someone.

TRAVEL LOG: May 20th 2009
The world was peaceful and great...then WiiStrip was released.
And then the world exploded...

The Wiimote is truly the chosen one (joystick).

I was asked in my lectures to pitch a game idea that was original and give a rationale for my choice.

So I decided to pitch the game "Super Wii Bukkake"

Tell me that wouldn't be aweosme!