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Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:08PM (Unverified) said

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SNAAAAAKEE??!!

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:09PM jayhest said

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Cooooooooooobbbbbrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! ... wait wrong one.
SNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:09PM jayhest said

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Cooooooooooobbbbbrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! ... wait wrong one.
SNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:13PM SlyBeast said

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Japanese:

ooh-Snake-u!

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:13PM FlipMcSquible said

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snake! Snake! SNake! SNAke! SNAKe! SNAKE!!!!!!!!

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:13PM (Unverified) said

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snake whats going on?

snake!?

SNAAAAKE!?!?!

*GUNSHOT*

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:18PM Max Power said

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Pick me Pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:28PM jmf243 said

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Snake...Snake...SNAKE, turn up your hearing aid

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:33PM (Unverified) said

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SN4K3?! SN44444K33333!!! LOL i tink u ded.

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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Roy Campbell : Snake did you get the MSGOnline Beta Code From Joystiq?

Snake : Yeah! Im gonna patch you the code right now.

Roy Campbell : *WAHAHAHA NOW I CAN PLAY MSGOnline BETA*

Snake : Roy the code is *********

Roy Campbell : *Inputs the Code*





Error

Roy Campbell : Snake you gave me the wrong MSGO BETA CODE!!

Snake is currently *MIA* and Playing MSGO BETA

Roy Campbell : SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!! SNAAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEE!!!

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:45PM airhab said

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Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:47PM airhab said

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Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:53PM (Unverified) said

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I want to play MG ONline

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:53PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:54PM (Unverified) said

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SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAKE!!!!!

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:56PM flameofdoom666 said

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Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKEE??!! Ahh fuck it... your dead!

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 10:58PM (Unverified) said

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Otacon: As for the equipment... Hey! Snake! Cigarettes? What's wrong with you?
Solid Snake: It's my lucky charm.

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 11:17PM (Unverified) said

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Snake? ....Snake? Pick up the phone. SNAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 9:25AM FUNKaLISMO said

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i see you have been playing.... SUPER MARIO SUNSHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 11:38PM IannCannon said

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Snake, yo Snake! SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!11shift+1

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 11:41PM (Unverified) said

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SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you loved me.....

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 11:52PM (Unverified) said

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Snake! You forgot your pants! Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 8:14PM (Unverified) said

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Snake?SNAKE?!SSNNNAAAAAAKKKEE!!!!??!.............FISSIONMAILED!?

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 11:54PM dapoktan said

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SNAKEEEEEEEY

Posted: Apr 16th 2008 11:58PM Rather Dashing said

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...Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 12:01AM skeletalpuma said

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Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKEE??!! PLEASE SNAKEEEE!!! Send me the email with the code...SNAKEEEEE>.

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 12:10AM (Unverified) said

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Snake....dont forget your chunky seafood chowder!!!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 12:19AM NotZura said

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Merylllllllllllllllllllll!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 12:48AM (Unverified) said

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Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKEE??!!)

9000!!!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 12:58AM IshimaruKenta said

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Et tu, Snake?!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 1:41AM (Unverified) said

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Snoooooooooke! wait that's not right, SNAAAAAAAAAAACKS!!! nope, doesn't feel right either

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Perfect.

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 1:03AM (Unverified) said

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THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTYYYYYYY!!!!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 1:37AM teething78 said

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Snake? SNAKE?! ....SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
lolsnak

Posted: Apr 18th 2008 9:25PM (Unverified) said

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Snnnakkkee Snakkkeeeee ????1!!!!! I haven't lost my Snake V- card yett...I WOULD LIKE TO START nooooWWWWWWWWW WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE SNAKKEEE!?!?!!?

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 1:51AM Meteorafallen said

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Snake: Paramedic.

Paramedic: Snake? Whats wrong?

Snake: I've encountered some kind of cave demon...I... I dont think ill be leaving this place alive..

Paramedic: Snake?, are you feeling alright?

Snake: Other than the gut-wrenching terror that i feel at the moment, im fine!

Paramedic: Snake calm down its not a cave demon, it's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab.

Snake: A what?

Paramedic: A Kenyan Mangrove-

Snake: Oh my god!... it's looking right at me..

Paramedic: Snake!

Snake: Sweet Jesus! it's getting closer!!

Paramedic: Snake listen...

Snake: It'll tear me to shreds

Paramedic: Snake? You've got your knife right?

Snake: Yeah, but...

Paramedic: All you have to do is stab it, once you've killed the crab it will turn into a food ration that you can use later to restore stamina.

Snake: ARE YOU INSANE!??!?! A knife is useless against those massive claws, they could rip a tank apart...Jesus Christ!!

Paramedic: Snake there are more pressing matters at hand, you have to find and destroy the Shagohod.

Snake: But the demon..

Paramedic: Snake will you just shut the hell up and STAB it!!!!!

Snake: Ugh! It's moving so fast, ok if i just concentrate on the techniques The Boss taught me about CQC... I should be fine... Ok... Counter balance the knife.. Quick slash! retract...Counter balance the knife..Quick slash! and retrac- ugh goddamnit!?..............CRAB BATTLE!!!! ok.. lets do this motherfucker.....huh..yea...you want it?...ugh...ugh..crab battle...ugh...OH DEAR GOD!!!!!

Paramedic: Snake! whats going on?!?!

Snake: Ugh its got me...ugh SONNVABITCH..ugh...ugh...Crab Battle

Paramedic: What the hell!? Snake stab it!

Snake: I can't i broke my knife..

Paramedic: What?!?! Snake that's impossible.

Snake: Ugh...Crab...Broke...Broke my knife..Ugh.. Crab Battle..

Paramedic: Stop Saying that!

Paramedic: Snake, what the hell is going on???

Snake: CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!

Snake: AAARRRAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

Paramedic: Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKKEE!!!!!!!



Posted: Apr 17th 2008 1:54AM Vidikron said

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Schlange! Schlange!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 2:21AM Kuhnaydeein said

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SSSNNNAAAAKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 2:23AM (Unverified) said

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Snake?

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 2:48AM (Unverified) said

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Snake... You forgot to call me.

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 3:04AM eman226 said

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Fission Mailed . . . .

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 3:28AM Railgun said

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Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKEE??!!

Posted: Apr 18th 2008 4:07AM (Unverified) said

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SNAKE?!? ... err.... hell, i'll take Raiden for a beta invite.

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 3:36AM (Unverified) said

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Fission Mailed. Snaaaaaaaakkkke!?

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 3:40AM (Unverified) said

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To all the people crying for snake. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:05AM (Unverified) said

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Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKEE??!! DUN DUN DUUUUN...

THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST SECRET BLACK PROJECTS!!! HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT!??? :):

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:22AM (Unverified) said

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Snake, I want these motherf***ing PMC soldiers off this motherf***ing plane!!!! Snake?? Snake?? SNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:02AM (Unverified) said

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SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:01AM (Unverified) said

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SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:12AM Solarick said

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Snakeee!

Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:59AM Joowan said

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Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger mushroom mushroom
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SNAAAAAAAAAKE oh SNAAAAaaaKe oh it's a Snaaaaaake

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