Though it often seems that the internet has the attention span of a Pixie-Stix-maddened toddler at a Pokemon zoo, it makes up for it with a long memory. Take, for instance, yesterday's denial
from Nintendo of a new DS model rumored to be on the horizon
last week. Oh, Nintendo? Oh really?
Internet, we direct your attention to January 25, 2006 when a Big N spokesperson denied having any knowledge
of a new DS one day
before announcing the DS Lite
. So, Nintendo, we hope you'll forgive us if we're more inclined to just wait for E3 than to believe the lie factory
you call a mouth.
...That was a little harsh, wasn't it? Sorry, we just really
want to buy the DS again.