Evil foes beware, WiiMan Super Hero is here to fight crime. One thing we noticed: WiiMan and Trojan Man have two things in common: anonymity and the drive to make people put rubbers on their waggle controls. (Old joke? We couldn't help it.) Check out the highlights for today:
Joystiquery
Highlights from Nintendo Media Summit 2008
Joyswag: Win a Metal Gear Online beta entry code
Law of the Game on Joystiq: RIP Consumer Rights
Metareview (Euro Edition) -- Mario Kart Wii (Wii)
Readers pick best webcomic: Visceration Station
Tiring of Smash Bros? Introducing Wii Fanboy's Stage of the Week
Wii Fanboy weekly: Apr. 10 - Apr. 16
News
Midway shuffles execs, CEO confident about long term future
GT5 could maybe possibly come to Chinese PCs, perhaps
Ubisoft buys Gameloft India studio
Hacker puts BBC's iPlayer on PS3; official version coming "in due course"
Soul Calibur IV coming July 29 in regular and 'premium' editions
Variety: GTA IV expected to make $400M in first week
The Sims surpasses 100 million units sold worldwide
Burnout Paradise 'Cagney' update to include three new online modes
Don King's Prizefighter gets Balance Board training games
Quake Live accepting beta sign-ups
Prototype comic coming from DC this August
Download Metal Gear Online beta now, a day early
Majesco's Air Traffic Chaos to pull up to DS terminal this summer
EU greenlights Activision-Vivendi merger
Team Fortress 2 unlockable Medic weapons detailed
Pirates of the Burning Seas makes seven servers walk the plank
Hudson confirms WiiWare shooter Star Soldier R for North America
Realtime Worlds undecided on All Points Bulletin for PS3
SingStar Vol. 2 announced, new tracks available Friday
Famitsu reveals 'Siren New Translation' for PS3
Rockstar Social Club pre-registration begins tomorrow
Mass Effect PC requires 'processor,' 'memory' and 'video card'
Namco Bandai to bring original Soul Calibur to XBLA
Namco announces We Cheer for (wait for it) ... Wii
UK's suave GTA IV ad hits tellies
Rumors & Speculation
Pachter: Wii Fit could keep Wii shortage going
You Have to Burn the Rope: Behind the Music
Nintendo denies new DS model, we smile patronizingly
Culture & Community
Separated at birth: Wii Fit Balance Board and Aperture Science turret
Giant Bomb to watch, evaluate every game-based movie
Zero Punctuation loves Condemned 2 ... until halfway through
[Via Engadget]
Reader Comments (27)
Posted: Apr 17th 2008 12:16AM (Unverified) said
"Fernando Troll dislikes Fernando"
Gentlemen, I insist we cease production of tomorrow's morning paper immediately in the interest of this late break addition.
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Gentlemen, I insist we cease production of tomorrow's morning paper immediately in the interest of this late break addition.
Posted: Apr 17th 2008 1:14AM D3m0sthenes said
...I was gonna say, Where's his mullet......
JK Fernando, you know we love you!
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JK Fernando, you know we love you!
Posted: Apr 17th 2008 2:51PM ThornedVenom said
I like taking it the wrong way!
... wait, my comment just sounded really bad for me.
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... wait, my comment just sounded really bad for me.
Posted: Apr 17th 2008 12:15AM (Unverified) said
Wow, that is really freaky. I just finished having sex about 30 minutes ago in which the Trojan condom broke. I'm not even lying. Luckily, I didn't finish, but it's still a scary experience.
Fucking Trojans are awful.
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Fucking Trojans are awful.
Posted: Apr 17th 2008 1:13AM Premature ejaculation man said
I bet you started 31 minutes ago...
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 3:03PM (Unverified) said
Shmil: I just went through a pregnancy scare with my girlfriend and I get on Joystiq while she's taking a shower and I see a story about Trojans. I thought it was worth noting.
Samfish: Out of the last two months, I've been having sex with my girlfriend almost daily. Not that it's any of your business, I just thought it was funny how you would call me a virgin when you have a naked Peach as your icon.
Lone Starr: Technically, you are fucking the Trojan. I mean when you wear a condom, you're fucking latex and not skin.
ScottyGEE32: Actually, it probably wouldn't have happened if we hadn't been going for so long.
Look, I know many of you may be thinking "Who gives a shit?", but I just thought it was a crazy coincidence. Something like that happening is not something I'd wish upon my worst enemies, but I guess you all think it's a joke. Maybe it's not the most relevant comment, but it sure has more to do with the story than ripping on Fernando.
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Samfish: Out of the last two months, I've been having sex with my girlfriend almost daily. Not that it's any of your business, I just thought it was funny how you would call me a virgin when you have a naked Peach as your icon.
Lone Starr: Technically, you are fucking the Trojan. I mean when you wear a condom, you're fucking latex and not skin.
ScottyGEE32: Actually, it probably wouldn't have happened if we hadn't been going for so long.
Look, I know many of you may be thinking "Who gives a shit?", but I just thought it was a crazy coincidence. Something like that happening is not something I'd wish upon my worst enemies, but I guess you all think it's a joke. Maybe it's not the most relevant comment, but it sure has more to do with the story than ripping on Fernando.
Posted: Apr 17th 2008 12:25AM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
wasn't that the name of the little dude on that "jackass" show on mtv? i smell a lawsuit brewin'...
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 12:57AM Lone Starr said
Poor guy. At least he's being honest in calling himself "Wiiman."
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 8:03PM hvnlysoldr said
Brawl Man owns all http://brawlannouncer.ytmnd.com/
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 3:41AM (Unverified) said
Darth Vader, representing PS3, would beat the living daylights out of Wiiman.
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