Today in Joystiq: April 16, 2008

Fernando Troll dislikes Fernando?

"Fernando Troll dislikes Fernando"

Gentlemen, I insist we cease production of tomorrow's morning paper immediately in the interest of this late break addition.

...I was gonna say, Where's his mullet......


JK Fernando, you know we love you!

Damn, I've only ribbed at Fernando a couple of times right now, and playfully. I guess its because I was the first comment that you think I think I loathe Fernando.

Fernando trolls are often times more annoying that regular trolls is why.

Its a ripple effect oh naked Princess Peach you. Fernando has forever changed Joystiq comments. Hey, weren't you naked Princess Daisy just recently. Reverted back eh?

Hey man, we should brawl sometime. I'm available pretty much every night.

I'll add you tomorrow night!
My code is 2793 0291 2277

You know Cesaria, after samfish's comment, what you said can be taken in such the wrong way.

I like taking it the wrong way!



... wait, my comment just sounded really bad for me.

We're all glad you shared that with us.
We're all so proud you had sex J, way to go.

You made me LOL, Shmil. +1 for you!

The first time is always awkward like that.

You f**ked a Trojan?

I bet you started 31 minutes ago...

Shmil: I just went through a pregnancy scare with my girlfriend and I get on Joystiq while she's taking a shower and I see a story about Trojans. I thought it was worth noting.

Samfish: Out of the last two months, I've been having sex with my girlfriend almost daily. Not that it's any of your business, I just thought it was funny how you would call me a virgin when you have a naked Peach as your icon.

Lone Starr: Technically, you are fucking the Trojan. I mean when you wear a condom, you're fucking latex and not skin.

ScottyGEE32: Actually, it probably wouldn't have happened if we hadn't been going for so long.

Look, I know many of you may be thinking "Who gives a shit?", but I just thought it was a crazy coincidence. Something like that happening is not something I'd wish upon my worst enemies, but I guess you all think it's a joke. Maybe it's not the most relevant comment, but it sure has more to do with the story than ripping on Fernando.

Why would you wear something that's brings to mind a vehicle that infiltrates enemy lines, breaks open, and lets a ton of little men spill out to attack?

Wee-Man
I'm ashamed that i know this knowledge.

Only cause PS3 Man is a 400 pound juggernaut, skill be damned.

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