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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:34PM (Unverified) said

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Pokemon also helps you quit getting laid.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:32PM Saria the Cat said

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But my pokemon brings all the boys to the yard...and they're like, you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards...I can beat you...I've got Charizard.

...*dignity terminated*
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:36PM Zertoss said

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Did that Pokemon shit out pieces of a cigarette?
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:44PM religiousjedi said

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:O

Someone else sees that Rampardos's pose emits the thoughts of crapping!
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:37PM mrmobius said

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When you want to quit pokemon here is a little tip: never use the masterball to get Mewtwo until you every other pokemon to the max level and all others caught. If you ever achieve this level you'll be beyond help anyway, otherwise if you wish to quit at any time before that, go kill Mewtow and catch a lvl 3 pokemon using the masterball, then save.

Lets face it, if you can then keep playing knowing you'll never have every pokemon, that addiction deserves to continue.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:55PM Sora said

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He could go out, buy another copy of Pokemon, catch Mewtwo, and trade it over to his other copy. Or trade with a buddy.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:09PM iBubbles said

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Or use the GTS to get Mewtwo.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:39PM mrmobius said

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It could be a new poison pokemon.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:41PM (Unverified) said

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Protip of the day: Moving from one addiction to another is useless and definitely NOT a good thing.

My suggestion is play WoW if you need to be addicted to something.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:16PM Shmil said

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...isn't that a bit hypocritical?
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:19PM Geist said

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He can take Pokemon with him outside. And he doesn't have to pay every month for it. He's doing fine, I'm sure.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 9:35PM DonaldMick said

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He did try WoW. It made him stress out and smoke.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:44PM In A World said

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Has his Koffing evolved into a Weezing yet? *ZING!*
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:46PM Andrew Yoon said

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+1 for Microswirl. Great job!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:24PM Saria the Cat said

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I am seriously way more impressed than is healthy at a Pokemon pun.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:48PM vgxtremist XBLA IllWill3387 said

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That cigarette being put out on the DS screen is horrifying...
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:52PM samfish said

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I tried to use Pokemon to quite masturbating, but I ended up chronically jerking off to Piplup and Gardevoir.

Oh well!
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:55PM Zertoss said

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Yiff in hell!
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 4:56PM (Unverified) said

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So I heard you like Piplups?
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:00PM (Unverified) said

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Why is telling furries to yiff in hell a good thing? If anything I'd think it would make the problem worse as there would be a massive amount of furries in a single "furpile" ultimately leading to the most yiffing ever perpetrated.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:08PM Zertoss said

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Well, what do you think is going to happen when a bunch of Spartans having their dinner are interrupted by a yiff orgy?
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:40PM (Unverified) said

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Dammit Zertoss I was drinking my coffee when I read your comment Hahahaha I'm glad it was an Ice coffee.

1up anyway.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:19PM (Unverified) said

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Does it look like friday to you?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 6:11AM BurntMeatloaf said

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That's quit enough of that, young man!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:49PM xGearSecondx said

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@Zertoss
"Yiff in hell!"

I died laughing XD
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:00PM (Unverified) said

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masturbation got me off of pokemon... I haven't really gotten out that... lmao
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:01PM Shmil said

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Replacing one addiction with another is really not a healthy way to quit something. But I guess it could be worse.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:01PM Pojomofo said

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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:50PM Levi Partridge said

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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:03PM Supermanisdead said

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Geez, you guys are acting like he replaced a cigarette addiction with something equally bad. HE IS PLAYING POKEMON INSTEAD OF DYING! That's a good thing.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:11PM Hardcore1 said

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Faced with that choice....I'd stick with the cigarettes.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:35PM Saria the Cat said

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Agreed. I am all for replacing life-threatening and lung-deteriorating habits with non-life-threatening and non-lung-deteriorating habits. We're all addicted to something, and it'd be better if that something didn't have the potential to, you know, kill us.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:05PM Mr Khan said

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Obviously you use Bejeweled to get off your Pokemon addiction
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:10PM Dave Hinkle said

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I thought you had to ween yourself off Pokemon. Like, you downgrade to Digimon or one of those other kinds of franchises, then you downgrade to The Sims, then you play Animal Crossing, then you're cured.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:10PM (Unverified) said

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As a smoker I know when he does take the break from smoking, he would have gotten over the hump. The tricky part is not to let yourself fall into that habit. If possible avoid alcohol as much as you can, that is one instance that you really do crave a cigarette. Especially if there are others around you smoking.

As for the sex thing, you know what I have never craved one in that situation.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:12PM Dave Hinkle said

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I have to attest to this too. As a filthy smoker, alcohol only makes me feel like Iu NEED a smoke. One beer and I'm usually cool, but more than that and I really start jonesing for one.

/2 cents
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:10PM ThornedVenom said

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Anyone remembers that lady who said that she didn't need to play a videogame to judge it, because it's like doing drugs or teen pregnancy?
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:16PM Zertoss said

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Who could forget an article that led to a comment about fetus licking?
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:11PM cristian said

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He starts smoking again!!
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:26PM prime8 said

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coach always told me "winners never quit!"
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:28PM Ethan said

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From one addiction to another!
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:29PM Ethan said

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And smokers can at least function before they die.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:40PM (Unverified) said

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Let's not forget smoking makes you cool. Pokemon.. not so much.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:59PM Ethan said

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My avatar makes me cool.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:43PM (Unverified) said

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This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here... Huge Success!
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 5:59PM Sora said

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That's not fitting unless he uses Portal to break his Pokemon addiction.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:00PM (Unverified) said

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Shut up.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:15PM Shmil said

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looks like someone made a new account just to use one of the fastest aging jokes on the web.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:05PM (Unverified) said

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So he plays Pokemon when he and co-workers are on smoke break? gah. whatever works though, quitting smoking period is great.
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Posted: Apr 17th 2008 6:19PM Geebs said

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Wow. That image hurt my soul.
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