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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:05PM (Unverified) said

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It looks like sprogs + pogs (+ Angry Kid?).
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:06PM (Unverified) said

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It also looks like a bad PS1 game.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:24PM Haggard said

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Well.. I live up north in England and nobody has EVER asked me for some Spogs. That's not to say it's made up - I don't exactly hang around with the type of people who're likely to say it.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:24PM SoCoolCurt said

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i instantly thought Pogs when i saw the picture. im thinking Super Pogs, or maybe Speedy Pogs. lol i have no idea what this is.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 3:36PM OMGITSJAD said

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It does.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:05PM (Unverified) said

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also answers the question: 'what does no one want?'
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:06PM (Unverified) said

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Is that tire even rolling? It looks like its floating along.

AWESOME graphics BTW...

^Sarcasm^
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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I did not know that some developers were STILL using PSone kits. It looks DATED for a PSONE game.

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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:50PM (Unverified) said

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I know, those horrible textures...MAKE IT STOP MOMMY MAKE IT STOP!!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 4:49PM Neowyrm said

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It's not that bad, you asses. I'd say early PS2 graphics. Now, I don't support this game in any way, but you guys don't know your hardware very well.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:06PM (Unverified) said

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Who cares, i'm here for the low-res textures.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:08PM robochamp said

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*the Wii is utterly perfect*
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:30PM (Unverified) said

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yes yes...I agree.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:08PM (Unverified) said

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D2C
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Games

PLAY.CRAP.TOGETHER.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:09PM Shmil said

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Its amazing how some good editing can make a piece of crap slightly enticing.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:10PM (Unverified) said

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Why oh why do they all make engine-revving noises when they don't have any discernible combustion engines?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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Because the developer has to INNOVATE, this is on the system that INVENTED innovation after all.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:59PM (Unverified) said

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Irrelevant Wii flaming responses to an unrelated question? From MY Killjebus?

It's more likely than you think!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:59PM (Unverified) said

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Hey Ken your mom innovated on my balls last night!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 2:08PM (Unverified) said

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I hope you had fun. Now, give me my money bitch or I will pimpslap youre John ass back to 1980.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:12PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq sure like to attack the every Wii related thing lately...

I'm not defending this title, or the Konami title... not at all, they look all crap... but you Joystiq really like to only make a thread about the crap titles...

What I mean is, you are giving people the wrong impression about the WiiWare... why don't you better make a thread about all the announced WiiWare titles? There are excellent games that you seem to forget.

You just only put tue crap and forget about the good games...
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:18PM Shmil said

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Fernando, the reason they're covering this is because Wiiware is the next big thing for the Wii. Sure there are plenty of crappy titles on XBLA, and i'm sure there are some on the PSN (remember that office humor game). No one's attacking the Wii. Even if they are, so what. Has joystiq never attacked the 360 or ps3 before?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:19PM (Unverified) said

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Oh its a deep burn Joystiq! Answer the man Kyle, Justin, The Ludmeister? No?

K
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq do it to personally piss you off Fernando. Obviously.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:23PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, cut the bullshit. If it was a shitty XBLA or PSN title, you wouldn't have said a damn thing.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:24PM robochamp said

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*Joystiq should only report positive Wii news. Bad PS3 news if fine though*

*Hi double-standard*
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:24PM Duke said

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Fernando - it seems to me they are just making the annoucements on the crap games being offered because they have little else. I have not seen more than 1 or 2 wiiware titles posted anywhere that look interesting.

Sadly, the stuff being turned out for wiiware is looking more and more like the lame 3rd party shovelware you are getting now in disc format.

Your gripe should be with Nintendo at this point - not those who point out what Nintendo is doing.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:25PM (Unverified) said

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That's why Im telling this... WiiWare is a big step in the Wii... if people want to get informed and happens to read Joystiq, they will get a bad impression...

Why dont they better do a thread with all the WiiWare titles, separating the bad games and the good games?

Besides, its not only Nintendo...

Im going to be honest... Joystiq is not the best place to get news, at least not anymore... its a great place, I love the community in here. But they seem to focus in post very old news, and only every half hour...

At least they should cover more recent news, or exclusive news... heck, maybe even if the threads are were more diferent, maybe there would be less fanboys wars... heck, I may be stop being a troll.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:27PM (Unverified) said

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Fernandos,

90% of the games on the WSM or Wiiware ARE KayRap. What do you expect Joystiq to do...NOT report WSM Wiiware news?

I would complain to Nintendo...not a videogame blog.

Fernandos,
you better buy some stock in the comany that makes Kleenex tissues, there are going to be alot of Fernandos tears to wipe away in the coming months and years.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:27PM (Unverified) said

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Fernando just switch to defending the 360 since you own that also. Its less embarrassing over here =)
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:28PM (Unverified) said

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Fernando-

If you dont like it LEAVE!

Please leave?
Please?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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A big step in the Wii? Seems more like a big step in the shit to me.



(I know English is your second language, but just for future reference it would be "a big step FOR the Wii").
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:43PM (Unverified) said

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Actually, I have to agree that this isn't really a warranted criticism. I mean, it's a game, it's being announced, why wouldn't they do an article about it? There's nothing particularly IN the article that's attacking anything. I say pick your battles more carefully in the future, Fernando, this one isn't really worth it.

Also what isn't being pointed out, this silly game is for the PSP too, so to people who insist Sony has some kind of rigorous software quality seal that Nintendo lacks: lol
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:47PM (Unverified) said

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Another dual release on the Wii and the PSP only makes it that much more embarrassing.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:50PM (Unverified) said

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How? This is a WiiWare title, not a full release. PSP games being equivalent to Wii download games doesn't really strike me as damning.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:04PM (Unverified) said

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PSP and WSM titles ARE on the same page. Just look at Star Wars FU for an example.

This game would look like KayRap back in 1997.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:20PM (Unverified) said

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BYE FERNANNY! *waves*
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:28PM KeenCommander said

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The Wii doesn't actually NEED a new big thing until people can actually buy them, which is to say in about 10 years. Who cares if some WiiWare titles suck, the Wii still wins sales hands down. Sad to say it, but Nintendo doesn't need to do better - they've got a money printing machine.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:22PM Pojomofo said

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Nintendonalds at it again

@Fernando, they are just reporting on what they hear, I dont think they are making an effort to shine Wiiware in a bad light, it is kinda doing a fine job of that on its own. *cough* Major league eating *cough*
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:23PM Shmil said

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Pojo you fool! You've invoked a list war!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:31PM Duke said

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Lists of crap? What, no, there couldn't be...

Home Sweet Home
Fresco Beach
Major League Eating: The Game
Plättchen Twist 'n' Paint
Critter Round-Up
Angel's Solitaire

OMG, where did that ever come from!!?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:35PM (Unverified) said

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Duke

How dare you!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:23PM ThornedVenom said

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SPOGS = Super Piece of Grand Sh- ...


/just trollin
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:25PM SoulBlade said

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Wow looks painful. Guess I'm not gettin this title.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:25PM Pojomofo said

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@Schmil

Most of the PSN games are very good. I am officailly taking the stance that Go! Skydiving never happened, and it no longer on PSN store, and all recolection of the title deleted from memory
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:28PM Shmil said

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Why the hell do people keep putting a C in my name?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:32PM (Unverified) said

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It's schnappy.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:36PM (Unverified) said

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What are you talking about? There is no skydiving game. A concept that retarded would make its apperance on the Wiiware.

Hopefully, that skydiving game that my 6 year old thought was KayRap and got bored with....will be the only attempt at copying the WSM business model.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 1:14PM Shmil said

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@ benny
touche
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Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:25PM Jerk Face said

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*barfs*

God, why do I even watch WiiWare videos? And Joystiq even warned me!

It's like when your girlfriend is like, "Oh this tastes so bad, try it," and then instead of striking her you actually taste it.

I have some regrets.
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