Sony releases first trailer for Siren New Translation

We told you earlier this week about a Siren remake Sony was crafting called Siren New Translation. We were crossing our fingers that we'd see a release over here, but now that we've seen the above trailer, well ... we'd prefer that it stay in Japan, thankyouverymuch.

It's not that it looks bad, it's that it looks horrifying, and not in that "oh my, the cat behind the bush startled me" kind of way. No, it's more that "I'm so terrified that I've convinced myself my own reality is merging with that of the game and I'm just going to curl up in the fetal position in the corner of the basement and hope that the pizza guy is a loud knocker" way. We're having none of it, what about you?