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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 7:42PM rokubungi said

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Finally a game where duct tape gets its dues!
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:09PM jynxycat said

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Doom 3 jokes aside, he's holding the flastlight in his other hand.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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Weee Duck tape!

I hope there are gamecubes in this game.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:22PM (Unverified) said

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"Doom 3 jokes aside, he's holding the flastlight in his other hand".


Well I don't think his handgun is big enough.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 6:35AM Jakey777 said

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Well, I heard that you could duct tape your crowbar to an SMG on Half-Life.

CrowGun!
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 7:42PM (Unverified) said

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I hope the game is good... fucking Uwe Boll kinda ruined the franchise...
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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Wait,What?!


Anyway some people say Alone in the dark franchise was always quite good but don't quote me on that I only played AitD:A new nightmare and it was good.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 12:46PM jumpshot said

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F**ing Uwe Boll would ruin just about anything...
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 12:49PM jumpshot said

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So the key here is don't f**k Uwe. Sorry for the two posts.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 7:42PM doc j said

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Sign me up.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 7:47PM Kamizar said

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Joystiq: Masters of the art of the pun...

Also, clearly the tester doesn't know about head shots...
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:14PM ThornedVenom said

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must.. not.. mock.. dual-analog controllers.....
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 9:51AM Jakey777 said

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It's still not THAT hard to nail a headshot...unless he was using a Dualshock 3.They DO suck,imo.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 7:52PM Zombienutz said

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It looks like it could be fun. I will just keep my fingers crossed and my sticky tape at the ready.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:13PM ThornedVenom said

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must.. not.. mock.. dual-analog controllers.....
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:14PM ThornedVenom said

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Dammit, that comment was intended for Kamizar
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 7:53PM (Unverified) said

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Looks fun but very tedious ...
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:26PM (Unverified) said

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If you ask me is the flashlight the part that worries me.Searching for batteries sounds boring also that batteries last for days so WTF?,That must be one hell of a flashlight.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:30PM (Unverified) said

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Forget what I just said, is the movement.

Most of the time looks like if the character was sliding from side to side not to mention that he looks emotionless all the time.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:37PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah and it just seems a bit tedious as far as always grabbing stuff from the jacket ... Looks like a fun game but tedious ... I think the driving sequence looked awesome
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 7:55PM KeenCommander said

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Two words: Bad hair.

Seriously though, it looks nice - I just hope it's actually fun. Doesn't seem like a massive graphical upgrade relative to something like RE4, but I suppose you can't really tell until you're actually playing it.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 7:57PM (Unverified) said

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They really need to fix that swinging animation it looks ridiculous. Who swings a sword like that?
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:01PM MagicCarpetRide said

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your mom , hehehe, last night.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:04PM (Unverified) said

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Classy, original, and clever all rolled up into one post. Thanks for the contribution to the human race.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:10PM MagicCarpetRide said

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thank you , cant stop laughing though.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:15PM ThornedVenom said

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I wouldn't swing a sword any other way if I were intending to decapitate someone.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 9:31PM NaeemTHM said

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The swing animation is weird because they mapped all swinging to the right analog.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 6:46AM Jakey777 said

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Well...the whole country is fucked right up,the guy hasn't gotten laid for ages, a bunch of homeless guys are trying to eat him, and he is all like "what the fuck, duuuude".

In this state, he ain't gonna do fucking Kendó.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:12AM (Unverified) said

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Maybe he had never hold a sword in his hands before and he doesn't look like he had years of sword training?
In that context I think the clumsy sword fighting looks pretty realistic.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:02PM Ranko said

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Who needs bullets when you have EXPLOSIVES!
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:07PM Kamizar said

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How do you set them off with out shooting them?
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:09PM MagicCarpetRide said

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you light them on fire with matches.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:19PM Kamizar said

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Glass burns?
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 9:00PM Shmil said

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molotov cocktail style
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 9:52AM Jakey777 said

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Then you'd run out of cloth and ran around naked.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:08PM Aperture said

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Dude, I was set seeing the old tech demos. I am sooooo buying this!
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:16PM ThornedVenom said

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This game looks AMAZING. But I'd be way too freakin' scared to play this on my own.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:24PM (Unverified) said

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I just fukken love the theme song but the character looks kind of emotionless.He sees a cop being dragged and he doesn't even try to help him,he is just like "meh".
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:39PM DarknessBear said

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Ahw, I was hoping this game was going to be a very polished Survival Horror game. It looks pretty clunky and lame, the aiming system looks terrible and the game has a coat of ugly on it. Some weird effects on it. This was one of my number 1 wanted games, it has dropped at least 10 levels.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:51PM (Unverified) said

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Is it just me or does the game look REALLY sluggish...

Sorry but the concept looks cool. And there are glimpses of some brilliance in there but I'm not really feeling this game anymore.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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Replace all the mutants and monsters with kids and I'm sold!
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 8:53PM mezzaninex said

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I loved the original and this looks good too, but I will miss smacking the zombies up with kicks and punches. Seems as though Edward is no longer a geeky middle aged man and now a kickass early 30s marksman.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 11:04PM Geist said

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If they don't have some sort of crying ghost lady that turns into a bat-crap crazy spinning juggernaut of death, then the developers have failed. FAILED I SAY.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 9:05PM (Unverified) said

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Looks excellent, cannot wait. IR control in the Wii version would make that a lock for me. And frankly, even for the 360 build, these graphics aren't much above average (especially not that blood). If life was fair (and developers weren't lazy), this would mean it could look almost or just as good on Wii.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:44AM Ricky Bango said

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This game is BUNK.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 9:17PM dr steve brule said

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so when everything dies it turns into a black explosion?
and the shooting doesn't look terrible but the melee does look clunky. Was the driving fmv or gameplay?
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 10:22PM Aperture said

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Looks to be game play chief
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 10:44PM Geist said

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Gameplay. The way the car moved suggested someone was nudging an analog stick.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 9:25PM (Unverified) said

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the animation still needs a ton of tweaking.. Carnaby looks like he's slipping around on ice half the time, and the melee animations were quirky as hell.

everything else is looking great though.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2008 9:31PM aMac said

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What on earth is with the horizontally-flipped xbox controller in the control info bubbles?
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