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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:48PM (Unverified) said

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WTF.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:45PM Tiptup300 said

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I'd hate to get into a thumb wrestle with that thing.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 11:51PM ultimateq said

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It is quickly (and poorly) drawn concept art. If you think its a screenshot or a render. Wow your dumb.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 8:29AM foxhound said

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you're = you are (depicting adjective. i.e., "You are weird.")
your = your (depicting ownership. i.e., "Your clothes are red!")
...I don't know how people keep having trouble with that. Sound it out verbally if you have to.


Anyway, any and all hype for SFIV died pretty quick, didn't it? Rightfully so, I'd say. Every one of the characters look like they need to play for the MLB the way they're so HGH-pumped. It doesn't help either that in concept art and in-game visuals, that Chun Li "look-a-like-a-man" with casaba mellons for a chest... a look that Chyna would probably blush at. :\
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 12:04PM bm111 said

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"It is quickly (and poorly) drawn concept art. If you think its a screenshot or a render. Wow your dumb."


Dude, it's a touched-up in-game model. Wow, you're fucking dumb.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:48PM leobebes said

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That is what throwing fireballs can do to a thumb long term. Its called Fireball Callous.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 5:13AM Geist said

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Chun-Li can't throw fireballs, GEEZ. Must I always interact with these uneducated plebs?!

*nerd rolling-of-the-eyes*

But then, I haven't played since the SF2 days, so maybe she's picked up some hadoken abilities since then.

:D
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 8:27AM captcarl said

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@Geist: She did have a fireball move in SF2: CE. Roll Back-to-Forward+Punch I believe. Was nowhere near as powerful as a Hadoken though.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:49PM Mr Slayer said

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Her hands are manlier than mine.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:43PM (Unverified) said

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...on my wall your head!
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:49PM (Unverified) said

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Ya know guys aren't the only ones using HGH nowadays...
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:51PM (Unverified) said

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Reminds me of that Uma Thurman movie, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. Crappy movie, but Uma had huge hitch-hiking thumbs.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 11:46AM (Unverified) said

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*sing songy* Ran-dom!
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:53PM (Unverified) said

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Ya know, I wouldn't mind the callouses and fingernails, shows she actually fights instead of pampers herself all day, and her only move is to knock you off the stage with her chest. Although I think she should have that thumb growth looked at, might be cancerous.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:53PM Dizzy said

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...I want to throw out the "perspective" argument for the size of the right hand, but the glaringly malformed thumb, and the Blanka-foot-passed-off-for-left-hand just sort of kill any form of defense...
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:54PM Dizzy said

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lol, and call me dislexic for mixing up left with right. Its almost 5 o'clock (quittin' time), my mind is on the clock xP
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:54PM (Unverified) said

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They should have kept her looking hot.
Not...muscley.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:57PM (Unverified) said

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Crappy art style is crappy.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:02PM (Unverified) said

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Overused comment is overused.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:31PM (Unverified) said

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Comedic reply is... funny.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:45PM Tiptup300 said

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Irony is Ironic.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 3:37AM MemphisLeak said

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white is this season's black.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 8:33AM Tiptup300 said

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Racist, you should go work for capcom.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 7:57PM Shmil said

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I could never be with Chun-Li.
She has man hands.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:11PM SoulBlade said

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Yea - you should see her when she eats lobster.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:36PM BigD145 said

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You should see her yankin' it.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 9:11PM Shmil said

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Thank you BigD145 for ruining this Seinfeld Moment.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:07PM Supermanisdead said

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LOL! Did she break your hand?
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:45PM SoulBlade said

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Yea almost. It was after she opened my beer... but it wasn't a twist off.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 12:48AM frankDrebin said

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I had a picture of her, and used to pretend she was my dead wife so models would respect me.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 12:49AM frankDrebin said

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I had a picture of her, and used to pretend she was my dead wife so models would respect me.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 8:14PM Supermanisdead said

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here you've got something on your face... no... there... let me get it for you
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:00PM (Unverified) said

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Don't worry, I'm sure it's venereal.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:01PM ComicShaman said

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You know, even with all the Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Alone in the Dark, and Siren trailers I've seen on this site, that has got to be the creepiest thing Joystiq has put up yet... (ugh) hands down.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 3:01AM embassy said

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"hands down."

tell that to her.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 9:53AM Dahk said

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Nah real Mario still wins that contest. Almost put me in a coma =/.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:02PM (Unverified) said

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'I am the strongest woman in the world!
Now, let me open your beer bottle for you...'
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:03PM Notme2 said

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thats what we call a strong pimp hand...bitch betta have my money!!!
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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Wonder what other huge growths she is hiding?
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:13PM (Unverified) said

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I think she was one of the QA testers for the original XBOX.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:30PM LaughingTarget said

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Tester? More like loading dock worker ... as the forklift for pallets of them.

I prefer more athletic types in my women, but this goes overboard in the opposite direction I'm used to seeing in video games.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 11:04PM (Unverified) said

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laughing target...i believe you missed the point sir.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 6:34AM LaughingTarget said

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If she was an Xbox QA tester, her thumbs would be shriveled up. That unit wasn't exactly quality, which goes to assume the QA people did nothing. The analogy doesn't work. Point was taken and rebutted with the unit's legendary weight (she's since gone to lifting heavier PS3s).
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Posted: May 24th 2008 2:14PM Autopsy15 said

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Man, Chun-Li's hands are pretty big, but damn that's a huge Xbox!
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:19PM einhanderkiller said

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She needs larger shoulders.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 8:23PM jumpshot said

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Her dad was Andre the Giant.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 9:25PM Zorink said

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Awesome avatar
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:08PM jumpshot said

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Thanks lol. There are those who call me... Tim?
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 11:03PM (Unverified) said

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You know much that is hidden, oh Tim.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 11:19PM jumpshot said

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Look at the boooones!
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