New games this week: Emo kids win (or Persona 3:FES) edition
by Justin McElroy 
{ Apr 21st 2008 at 1:45PM }
And verily did Eyelinerus decree that in the fourth week of April the goth kids would hold sway over all that they surveyed. And all the films at the cineplex would be replaced with The Virgin Suicides, and the radio would be replaced by silence, for the mere playing of recorded music through electronic amplification makes it too commercial. The week would be peaceful, save for the Great Goth Kid Purging, a bloodless, but still teriffically weepy affair.
And the games? Well, the most impressive console release would be Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3: FES, a souped-up version of the RPG released in August of last year. And on portable consoles? Why, The World Ends With You, sure to be an emo kid classic. Oh, and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon would also be released too, for reasons Eyelinerus would prefer not to talk about.
See all the slightly less emo titles that slipped through the cracks after the break.
Xbox 360:
- NBA Ballers: Chosen One
- NBA Ballers: Chosen One
- Call of Duty 4: Game of the Year Edition
- Battle of the Bands
- Target Terror
- Wild Earth: African Safari
- Riding Star
- Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 FES
- Chameleon
- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time
- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness
- River King: Mystic Valley
- Dream Pinball 3D
- World Ends With You
- Turok
- Lineage II: The 4th Anniversary Edition
- Sword of the Stars: Collector's Edition
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
AaronMD @ Apr 21st 2008 1:56PM
Cleverly written post!
baby sea tuna @ Apr 21st 2008 1:57PM
It's gonna be like Mexico all over again!
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/anti-emo-riots.html
JakubK666 (Ninja Defence Force) @ Apr 21st 2008 3:03PM
What do ya call this? A good start!
Mr.ESC @ Apr 21st 2008 3:28PM
Please I live in México don't you ever mention that again.Is just plain sad.
Anyway if you understand spanish you might find this interesting.
http://www.elanticristo2007.com/menu.html
GibGirl @ Apr 21st 2008 2:08PM
For the record, goth != emo. They're very different.
Though this may not be true for those kids who think they're goth without realizing what it means. (shopping at Hot Topic and listening to Marilyn Manson and Slipknot is NOT it, either)
Worst Review Ever @ Apr 21st 2008 2:09PM
Are you sure that's not what goth is?
baby sea tuna @ Apr 21st 2008 2:17PM
Pretty much anyone that would call themselves "goth" or "emo" is probably far too young to know what either of them really are anyway.
JakubK666 (Ninja Defence Force) @ Apr 21st 2008 2:20PM
Well...to simplify it.
Goths talk about pain and how much life sucks.
Emo bitch how much life sucks and cut themselves.
Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) @ Apr 21st 2008 2:39PM
I was emo before it was cool. Proudly singing Boys Don't Cry and fighting back MechaStreisand.
Okay, but seriously, aside from the uber annoying which exist in any clique, I don't understand this goth/emo hate...
JakubK666 (Ninja Defence Force) @ Apr 21st 2008 2:56PM
If they hate world so badly, why won't they just kill themselves to provide more jobs for hard working Mexicans?
And people don't usually hate Goths.
Goths may be considered to be freaks but Emos tend to be the main problem.
JakubK666 (Ninja Defence Force) @ Apr 21st 2008 2:58PM
Also true emos are dead anyway.
99,9% are just fake wannabes.
t_m @ Apr 21st 2008 3:51PM
"Goths talk about pain and how much life sucks.
Emo bitch how much life sucks and cut themselves."
= Puberty
nullset @ Apr 21st 2008 7:43PM
+1 for you, good sir.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Apr 22nd 2008 12:57AM
Truth be told, emos are the natural enemy of the geek. Therefore, for the good of geek-kind, I am an emo hunter.
I hunt, design and craft emo hunts.
McWeen @ Apr 21st 2008 2:08PM
Will these games cut themselves open?
Boris @ Apr 21st 2008 2:15PM
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 FES, Day one purchase for me.
Hey! Atlus, I want some re-prints of past PS2 Persona games also! PLEASE!!! Their so hard to find.
RPGuy_AD @ Apr 21st 2008 2:54PM
It looks like Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne got a reprint recently. Play-Asia is listing new copies as in stock and available with a price tag of 44.90. Sucks to pay retail, but at the same time it's better than paying 70 bucks on eBay.
xFenixKnightx @ Apr 21st 2008 2:20PM
Pass! Wow the Wii fails to stop putting the shovelware out there every-single-week! Big black behemoth owners, COD4 is must buy if you havent had the pleasure. Oh its good, and it can go all night long...
On PSN of course, lulz!
capt_carl @ Apr 21st 2008 2:23PM
P3 = WANT. Maybe I'll do someone a nice thing and loan them my copy of the original release of P3...
...nah.
superberg @ Apr 21st 2008 2:35PM
Persona 3 FES + World Ends With You = RPG Dork bliss.
Monthenor @ Apr 21st 2008 2:44PM
No, this is the week the Virtual Console fulfills prophecy. Eyelinerus is going to get a trash can up his backside...a River City Reckoning, if you will.
As soon as I get home there is going to be some frat boy carnage, count on it.
BPM [SSBB: 5026 4120 1186] @ Apr 22nd 2008 3:37AM
What about the Generic Dudes?
Won't someone think of the Generic Dudes?!
IS THIS FUN YET?!?!
wickedpheonix @ Apr 21st 2008 2:47PM
Turok for PC - worth a download I guess while waiting for GTA4. Gotta do Assassin's Creed for PC as well.
SinHarvest @ Apr 21st 2008 3:03PM
I love you all T_T
hydralisk456 @ Apr 21st 2008 3:06PM
The World Ends With You for me this week, a new Squeenix IP is a rare sight indeed!
glitched @ Apr 21st 2008 3:11PM
Persona FES day one purchase here as well. I just hope it plays 100% in my ps3. :D
Brian @ Apr 21st 2008 3:17PM
And here I was hoping they'd put the CoD4 cover art up one more time.
KiraXD @ Apr 21st 2008 3:31PM
Anyone know if P3:FES adds widescreen support also?
samfish @ Apr 21st 2008 3:38PM
"Oh, and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon would also be released too, for reasons Eyelinerus would prefer not to talk about."
EYELINERUS, I CHOOSE *YOU*!
zombienutz @ Apr 21st 2008 3:41PM
I will be picking up P3:FES. I wanted to get it last year, but I am glad I missed it.
Leo-Jay @ Apr 21st 2008 4:31PM
What the crap, Amazon? You bumped the ship date on Persona3FES to next week?
Suckichu, I apparently chose you.
Superstar90 @ Apr 21st 2008 10:33PM
I don't know whether to support The World Ends With You (and lead to it being another sequel/remake/spinoff orgy) or just talk about how awesome it is for years, but never buy it (and make it a cult game).
LOL, joking... I'm SOOOOO buying this game. It's like an RPG on crack... on 4/20.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Apr 22nd 2008 12:58AM
I'll be waiting for the reviews of The World Ends With You.
BPM [SSBB: 5026 4120 1186] @ Apr 22nd 2008 3:38AM
Will someone explain to me what "FES" stands for? I can't seem to find an answer...
Leo-Jay @ Apr 22nd 2008 6:53AM
Festival. I don't know why it's Festival, but there you go.