And verily did Eyelinerus decree that in the fourth week of April the goth kids would hold sway over all that they surveyed. And all the films at the cineplex would be replaced with The Virgin Suicides, and the radio would be replaced by silence, for the mere playing of recorded music through electronic amplification makes it too commercial. The week would be peaceful, save for the Great Goth Kid Purging, a bloodless, but still teriffically weepy affair.
And the games? Well, the most impressive console release would be Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3: FES, a souped-up version of the RPG released in August of last year. And on portable consoles? Why, The World Ends With You, sure to be an emo kid classic. Oh, and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon would also be released too, for reasons Eyelinerus would prefer not to talk about.
See all the slightly less emo titles that slipped through the cracks after the break.
Xbox 360:
- NBA Ballers: Chosen One
- NBA Ballers: Chosen One
- Call of Duty 4: Game of the Year Edition
- Battle of the Bands
- Target Terror
- Wild Earth: African Safari
- Riding Star
- Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 FES
- Chameleon
- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time
- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness
- River King: Mystic Valley
- Dream Pinball 3D
- World Ends With You
- Turok
- Lineage II: The 4th Anniversary Edition
- Sword of the Stars: Collector's Edition




















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http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/anti-emo-riots.html
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Anyway if you understand spanish you might find this interesting.
http://www.elanticristo2007.com/menu.html
Though this may not be true for those kids who think they're goth without realizing what it means. (shopping at Hot Topic and listening to Marilyn Manson and Slipknot is NOT it, either)
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Goths talk about pain and how much life sucks.
Emo bitch how much life sucks and cut themselves.
Okay, but seriously, aside from the uber annoying which exist in any clique, I don't understand this goth/emo hate...
And people don't usually hate Goths.
Goths may be considered to be freaks but Emos tend to be the main problem.
99,9% are just fake wannabes.
Emo bitch how much life sucks and cut themselves."
= Puberty
I hunt, design and craft emo hunts.
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Hey! Atlus, I want some re-prints of past PS2 Persona games also! PLEASE!!! Their so hard to find.
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On PSN of course, lulz!
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...nah.
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As soon as I get home there is going to be some frat boy carnage, count on it.
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Won't someone think of the Generic Dudes?!
IS THIS FUN YET?!?!
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EYELINERUS, I CHOOSE *YOU*!
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Suckichu, I apparently chose you.
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LOL, joking... I'm SOOOOO buying this game. It's like an RPG on crack... on 4/20.
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