We know you're keen to see what super spy Sam Fisher was up to before he started digging Linkin Park CDs into his wrists, so we wholeheartedly suggest you check out what many consider to be his best espionage entry, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. And if you absolutely can't find it on Xbox for less than 15 bucks, know that it's now available on the Xbox Originals download service.
If you'd rather not choke terrorists or contemplate why nobody can see a man with a Christmas tree on his head, Metal Arms: Glitch in the System should provide your "shoot first, shoot some more and then forget what you were going to ask" fix. Other fixes include (but are not limited to) "robots," "gun-toting robots" and "gun-toting robots shooting gun-toting robots." It's $15 (1,200 MS Points) for this one too.
Reader Comments (46)
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 9:35PM waynski1457 said
If I didn't have the 20G HDD, I'd probably download Metal Arms, because when I was looking for that a couple of years ago, I couldn't find it. Of course, I was too lazy to pick it up online...
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 9:40PM (Unverified) said
I'd sell my Gamecube version for 10$! Take that M$!
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 9:56PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said
Microsoft is gonna need some ointment for that BURN
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 9:43PM (Unverified) said
oh yeah i remember having those games for the xbox so i won't pick it up. but metal arms was a real good game, or at least i thought it was...
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 9:58PM (Unverified) said
Hey Joystiq,
Just a quick reminder that Linkin Park is not "Emo", as you've seemed to associate them with individuals who cause self harm. Linkin Park is my favorite alternative rock band and I'd appreciate it if they were not marked in "that" genre.
Cheers, and keep up the good work :D
Just a quick reminder that Linkin Park is not "Emo", as you've seemed to associate them with individuals who cause self harm. Linkin Park is my favorite alternative rock band and I'd appreciate it if they were not marked in "that" genre.
Cheers, and keep up the good work :D
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:01PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said
Well some of their lyrics could be classified as "emo". Though that doesn't mean it's not enjoyable
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:08PM (Unverified) said
@ Jesus
True, I'll agree with that. I still don't think that they should be labeled under that genre though - look at hybrid theroy and meteora. Minutes to midnight is really the only "Emo" sounding CD....
Either way it's not really a big deal, I guess I just got a bit fired up about it because there my favourite band...and I don't want to be labeled in "that crowd" :P
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True, I'll agree with that. I still don't think that they should be labeled under that genre though - look at hybrid theroy and meteora. Minutes to midnight is really the only "Emo" sounding CD....
Either way it's not really a big deal, I guess I just got a bit fired up about it because there my favourite band...and I don't want to be labeled in "that crowd" :P
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:18PM (Unverified) said
Let's see...band that screams a lot and/or whines and cries about how hard his life is/was. That sounds pretty emo to me.
Just cause they mask some of it with rap (and not very good rap) doesn't mean it's not emo.
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Just cause they mask some of it with rap (and not very good rap) doesn't mean it's not emo.
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:22PM (Unverified) said
@Stevo
You must be young ... Don't worry as you grow older you won't care what people categorize you as because you will be comfortable with who you are ... When your young its all about image ... BTW this is not an insult we have all been there ... Hell some people on this blog who are grown up are still there ... I have never heard of any of those bands you mentioned so I know I am getting old
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You must be young ... Don't worry as you grow older you won't care what people categorize you as because you will be comfortable with who you are ... When your young its all about image ... BTW this is not an insult we have all been there ... Hell some people on this blog who are grown up are still there ... I have never heard of any of those bands you mentioned so I know I am getting old
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 11:15PM (Unverified) said
Yes you are a 26 n00b.
John is a pro l33t.He turned 60 in the beta.
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John is a pro l33t.He turned 60 in the beta.
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 11:22PM (Unverified) said
Seriously what the hell is Linkin park? It has been categorized in 30 different categories including rap, Hip hop and heavy metal (lolz)?
Anyway is only emo if the balls touch.
Wait I think that was part of another phrase oh well who gives a damn?
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Anyway is only emo if the balls touch.
Wait I think that was part of another phrase oh well who gives a damn?
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 11:31PM Waffle Slayer said
Perhaps the first two albums weren't emo but Minutes to Midnight is where Linkin Park sold out. Come on, the most popular song is about a guy cutting himself.
26 is too old to be listening to Linkin Park anyway, if you're going on image. Only little teens and confused young adults are trying to discover themselves in that.
Check out Fort Minor.
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26 is too old to be listening to Linkin Park anyway, if you're going on image. Only little teens and confused young adults are trying to discover themselves in that.
Check out Fort Minor.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 12:54AM (Unverified) said
Honestly dude, Shut up if you have no idea what you're talking about. I guarantee you can't name one emo band.
Rites of Spring? Fugazi? Mineral? Jawbreaker? Texas Is the Reason? Sunny Day Real Estate? You're going to tell me that these bands that pioneered the genre and are incredible are anyway related to garbage like Fall Out Boy? Oh wait because Fall Out Boy is lame generic pop rock and has nothing to do with Emo.
Ignorant people are annoying. Next your going to tell me that Reel Big Fish is the most ska band in the world.
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Rites of Spring? Fugazi? Mineral? Jawbreaker? Texas Is the Reason? Sunny Day Real Estate? You're going to tell me that these bands that pioneered the genre and are incredible are anyway related to garbage like Fall Out Boy? Oh wait because Fall Out Boy is lame generic pop rock and has nothing to do with Emo.
Ignorant people are annoying. Next your going to tell me that Reel Big Fish is the most ska band in the world.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 1:12AM Waffle Slayer said
@Cox Attack: Just because you're literate enough to read a Wikipedia entry doesn't mean you're all knowing.
It just means that you're cutting yourself because you're part of a fad.
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It just means that you're cutting yourself because you're part of a fad.
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:02PM Rankore said
Oh yeah thats right since Linkin Park is probably the most horrible band to ever get popular, besides you know ummm every emo band that got a record deal.
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:24PM (Unverified) said
You would think that their popularity counts for something. One of the biggest record selling bands in the world is horrible. I love your logic there.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:36PM (Unverified) said
Fallout boy's popular and sells a lot too, and I think the consenus between straight men is that they fucking suck. Bad analogy there, sales doesn't always = good.
Reminds me of the days of vanilla ice and MC hammer, they were quite popular too.
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Reminds me of the days of vanilla ice and MC hammer, they were quite popular too.
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:46PM (Unverified) said
This man speaks volumes of Truth and Great Justice.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 11:45PM (Unverified) said
LP "No more Sorrow" = 2 riffs ripped off of Metallica and 1 by 311 for the bridge.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:12PM (Unverified) said
Great post! Have fun!
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:19PM (Unverified) said
The joke doesn't work as good when the bubble is right side up
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:43PM (Unverified) said
I can see I'm fighting a losing battle here. Ok My Favourite Band is shit. I fail. Kthxbai
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:47PM (Unverified) said
If you came here expecting people to like your band. Your mistaken. The internet hates everyone and everything. It isn't just directed to you. Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:51PM (Unverified) said
Specially emo music...you never had a chance chief.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 3:01AM jorojoserojas said
Hey, I like Linkin Park too. The internet is just full of people who refuse to like anything.
Just look at all the fanboys.
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Just look at all the fanboys.
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:52PM supremespleen said
Needs more discussion about how awesome Metal Arms is and less whining about what is and isn't emo.
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:55PM (Unverified) said
I just booted up Metal Arms and it's okay. Still holds up pretty well today I wounder how the multiplayer feels.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2008 10:58PM (Unverified) said
If I didn't still have my GCN version, Metal Arms would be an immediate buy. Incredible game, definite buried treasure. The lack of a sequel causes me to cry myself to sleep every night.
Posted: Apr 21st 2008 11:10PM (Unverified) said
Pandora Tomorrow is the best Splinter Cell game. Not to say Chaos Theory was bad, but Chaos Theory and Double Agent don't even enforce stealth on you. It was way better when you couldn't run and gun your way through half the levels. I'm actually looking forward to the new one, because the Assassin's Creed-like crowd stealth could bring some cool stuff to the game. And the new game isn't emo just because Fisher has terrible looking long hair.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 12:02AM (Unverified) said
I'm still chuckling at the LoLcat.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 2:04AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
There's a glitch in the system? Xbox Live? What else is new?
Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 10:00AM Pojomofo said
Metal Arms, very underrated game last gen, I enjoyed it.
Also think that SC:CT was the best SPlinter Cell.
However, the games are too expensive and take up too much valuable HDD space
Also think that SC:CT was the best SPlinter Cell.
However, the games are too expensive and take up too much valuable HDD space
Posted: Apr 22nd 2008 3:53PM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said
You know what else was an underrated game (at least in terms of sales). Beyond Good and Evil.
That game was tops man.
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That game was tops man.
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