Joystiq unboxes Mario Kart Wii, our jealousy is immeasurable

Sad to say, this isn't us unboxing the game, but our cruel overlords. They just got it into the office their giant oil tanker they operate from in the Atlantic Ocean and have put together a nice gallery showing the game being unboxed. If you want to know what we think about it all, know this: we peed our pants. Just a little.

Head on in and prepare to become as jealous as we are.