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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:06PM finnith said

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I always felt bad for the guy in the suit.
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:13PM Shmil said

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I used to feel bad for those guys. Until one of them (i think it was a Florida's Gator) kept harassed me for wearing a FU (Furman University) hat at a relay for life event.
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 9:05PM (Unverified) said

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For some reason, shmil, and this is somewhat of a tangent, your statement reminds me of people giving excuses for why they gank low-level players in WoW.
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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I want that costume! Anyone know where to get a professional one like that?
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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No, but I know how you might be able to get a life. Interested?
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 9:28PM DinnyHoon said

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Please, Arno, show us how to live a life like yours! Filled with the excitement of trolling honest commenters on gaming blogs! I yearn for such thrills!
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 10:42PM EJ A said

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Danny, you're awesome.
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:15PM MarkezJM said

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Mario a stiffeda me and didt givea me enougha fare! Yipee!!!

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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:16PM MarkezJM said

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Something tells me this may have turned out like that adorable GTA Mario clip on youtube. He'sa marinating in his owna ragu!
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 12:40AM Shmil said

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...why the internet italian accent when you're the person complaining about mario, and not mario himself?
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:25PM ummfada said

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I'm waiting for Nikko Belic to pull him out of a car and drive off
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:25PM ummfada said

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I'm waiting for Nikko Belic to pull him out of a car and drive off
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:45PM Obienator said

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lol epic! +1
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 9:14PM finnith said

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Mario will just take out his AK-47 Wiimote and gun him down.
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 9:27PM ThornedVenom said

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I'm having a Robot Chicken relapse.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 7:09AM OMGITSJAD said

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Mario has the Wii Wheel for a reason!
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 8:32PM (Unverified) said

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Mario looked like a creepy, socially maladroit rapist in this video. I guess New Yorkers might be used to that, though.
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 9:24PM (Unverified) said

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With the amount of money Nintendo is probably spending to promote this game, you think they could come up with a better shtick. $10 for a cab ride? Please...
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Posted: Apr 24th 2008 9:24PM aStagnantSleep said

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Traffic is a bitch here in NYC, but lets see Mario find parking. That'll make him throw fireballs like a mother fucker.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 12:27AM 007craft said

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I wonder why so many who live in NYC take taxis and own cars. Why dont more people buy a bicycle. Hell I live in the suburbs and went riding today and made my way downtown in an hour and I was infront of a bus the whole time. I basically got there faster then those who had to pay for transport on a bus.

Then again, most people are lazy as shit and a bike ride is something they view as only a thing for athletes or kids, rather then something they to can do to.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 12:29AM 007craft said

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To calify my post above, I was refering to downtown Toronto, not NYC was my destination. Still a large city tho
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 12:42AM Shmil said

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In the words of Dennis Leary: "Oh yeah, you guys on the bicycles: LOCK'N'LOAD!"
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 1:03AM Bridget said

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"It's-a the Cash Cab!"
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 2:56AM (Unverified) said

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Considering how big that helmet is, how it obscures your vision, and how small that cab is, I wouldn't take a ride from him.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 5:52AM BIGGEN said

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yeah, i didn't realize mario was so feeble. being led by the hand and all. but after all these years of jumping, hammering, butt stomping, triple jumping, somersaulting, back flipping, occasionally flying, and fighting an oversized fat dragon thing, the joints would tend to ache.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 8:42AM (Unverified) said

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should've hired a dude who looked like Real Mario to do it
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 9:09AM DonaldMick said

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Then NOBODY would take the ride.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 4:26PM OMGITSJAD said

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"Hey kids, ya wanna have a ride in my yellow car? There's candy and all sorts of fun!"

*shiver*
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 10:12AM JAmerican said

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Mario couldn't even open the damn door. Why would I trust him to drive??
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Posted: Apr 25th 2008 10:57AM (Unverified) said

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I heard that the next phase of this marketing campaign Mario is giving people free rides on the Bangbus!


ANd Boom goes the Dynamite
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Posted: Apr 26th 2008 1:10PM Triforceowner said

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This gives me great ideas for what Nintedo's Grand Theft Auto game will be like.
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