The Setup
To isolate the control scheme variable, we used a controlled setting. Given the stability of the control scheme, we stuck as close as we could to the following strategy:
- Mario using Standard Kart M or Standard Bike B, Manual Power Slides
- Solo Time Trial on Luigi Circuit
- First curve must be normal turn
- Power sliding all the way through second curve (until orange if possible)
- At next straightway, use a boost mushroom at second set of adjacent pipes, go off the course and over the ramp, and do a trick mid-air
- Power sliding through final curve, avoiding boosters (until orange if possible)
- (Bike only) Performing a wheelie from end of curve until crossing finish line
The Results
| Best Time | Best Lap | Best Time | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GCN Controller | 1.29.169 | 29.14 | 1.31.405 | 29.69 |
| Classic Controller | 1.30.093 | 29.343 | 1.31.889 | 29.874 |
| Wii Remote | 1.35.31 | 30.659 | 1.36.774 | 30.932 |
| Wii Wheel | 1.32.799 | 29.706 | 1.34.247 | 31.060 |
| Nunchuk | 1.30.070 | 29.499 | 1.30.481 | 29.398 |
- Double Dash veterans beware! The control scheme using the GameCube controller is very different.
- When used alone, the Wii Remote is incredibly unstable. We had a difficult time staying on course, never mind managing to execute a power slide. Mid-air tricks took noticeably more effort than simply pressing a button.
- The Wii Wheel was a lot more accurate than we expected. The added weight helped counteract much of the instability we experienced while using the Wii Remote on its own.
- Performing tricks on the GCN controller or Classic Controller, via the D-pad, feels awkward. We're not fond of removing our thumb from the joystick, only to dart back to it when we need to turn. (But such is the cost of showing off.)
- We never want to play Luigi Circuit again. Ever.
- Mario is setting a very bad example for the children by not wearing a helmet while riding on a motorcycle. You'd think all those smash attacks to the head would've knocked some sense into him.
We guessed beforehand that the GameCube Controller would dominate in every category, so it was somewhat unexpected when the Wii Remote and Nunchuk combination fared so well, especially when using a bike. Not surprisingly, the Classic Controller had almost the exact same times as the GCN controller.
We've also come to understand why Nintendo is pushing the Wii Wheel so vigorously -- without it, the Wii Remote option is just dreadful. If you're worried about precision, we'd suggest a more traditional style (GCN controller or Classic Con). If you're looking for fun, take the Wii Wheel for a spin. Our best all-around controller scheme is actually the Wii Remote and Nunchuk combo. But seriously, no matter what your choice becomes, avoid the Wii Remote solo option at all times!
Pen and paper stat tracking? Oh yes! (We used an abacus for complex calculations too.)
