We're guessing that you missed your chance to grab an entry code for the Metal Gear Online beta
, or you'd probably be too busy spending your Saturday afternoon brushing up on your CQC
to read our humble gaming news site. Well, wipe away those tears of regret, little one, and we'll make you a deal -- check out this radical gameplay footage from the beta (including a very satisfying conclusion involving a dude launcher)
to slake your thirst for Kojima's sneaky-creepy multiplayer outing, and we'll take you out for Chuck E. Cheese's
. Sure, it won't do much to dull your regret, but you'll be too busy wondering why this restaurant elected to have a rat for a mascot
to worry about all the online stealth action you're missing out on.