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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:07PM Shmil said

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In Soviet Russia, Mother Russia saves you!
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:25PM Jerk Face said

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Dude, you are awesome. I seriously laughed so hard it hurt.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:08PM Mr Khan said

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lol

The most metal leader from WWII, walking around crushing aliens with his giant fist of worker's power

Yeah, i like it
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:10PM Lone Starr said

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I've always wanted to play as my favorite murderous despot! If anyone asks, it's for uh, my statistics class.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:21PM mezzaninex said

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GOTY
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:21PM Neebs said

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I'll bite. What's the second verb there in the picture?
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:22PM Neebs said

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Er, first. The 2nd word.

Stalin _________ to dance?
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 2:54AM NightVortex said

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I grew up in the Soviet Union and I don't have the slightest clue.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 1:57AM CouchPotato99 said

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A cookie to whoever figures out what "повелевает" means! Oh, and google says that the romanized version is "povelevaet".
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 2:04AM CouchPotato99 said

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Okay, so google translate says that "Сталин повелевает танцевать" means "Stalin rule dance". Stalin rules at dancing? Stalin rules the dance? I actually have absolutely zero knowledged of Russian, so I'm probably just making a fool of myself.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 6:33AM Neebs said

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Stalin rules to dance, if that verb is correct. The last verb is in the infinitive.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:27PM Jerk Face said

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Like, really? REALLY really?
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:27PM (Unverified) said

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Didnt this guy kill more Russians than Hitler? Including, most criminally, some of the most able and senior officers of the Russian army.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:34PM LaughingTarget said

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He also killed more Martians.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 7:27PM jake11 said

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game over, laughingtarget wins
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 10:13PM mastjaso said

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Just 52million of them.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 10:46PM (Unverified) said

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More Ukrainians, about 6-9 million. Historians lost count.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:31PM Jomolungma said

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ba-dum bum... oh wait, you're serious?
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:38PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, we really want to play as the guy who killed more people that Hitler...

Jesus, they could have at least made it Boris Yeltsin, then we could have vodka-induced projectile vomiting at the enemy, while at the same time laughing drunkenly as the Russian Mafia take over most of the post-Soviet business infrastructure.

Just creepy...
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:47PM (Unverified) said

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We need to get other WWII leaders in on this. Franklin Roosevelt could come into battle with a massive wheelchair that CRUSHED the Martians beneath! Or Winston Churchill could set them on fire with his cigar of doom! Or Mussolini, in the finest traditions of his people, could chuck turtle shells at them and disappear down a pipe to collect more coins.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:51PM ThornedVenom said

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We could also put in Chuck Norris.


You KNOW he was in there.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 7:19PM (Unverified) said

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"Or Mussolini, in the finest traditions of his people, could chuck turtle shells at them and disappear down a pipe to collect more coins."

Best thing I've read today!
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:48PM hvnlysoldr said

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I'd rather think the Bering Strait Bridge/Tunnel would save Russia.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:50PM ThornedVenom said

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We don't need your logic in our Joystiq!
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:50PM ThornedVenom said

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FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 7:10PM (Unverified) said

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i just hope that if you click on the Stalin unit enough like warcraft he'll say "Must crush capitalism! Rrrrarrrh!"
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 7:41PM (Unverified) said

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The screenshots make it look like Command and Conquer: Generals meets Warcraft III. Still, the plot sounds amazing.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 7:44PM (Unverified) said

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I'm, hoping that other Russian leaders are unlockable. I really want to use Khrushchev's Mighty Shoe-Banging attack to clear out Martians.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 8:35PM mr nimblewick said

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It's a bit too much of the "let's make something quirky that all the internets will go crazy for, just like Snakes on a Plane" for me.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 10:06PM (Unverified) said

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Make this game 20$ and put it on Steam and it'll sell like hotcakes just for the novelty.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 11:09PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Yeah, but wher's mah Tze Tung?
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 12:37AM (Unverified) said

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I'd be way more interested in a game about Hitler cleansing Germany of the Jews then this piece of trash.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 1:29AM (Unverified) said

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Um, I'm pretty sure those aliens in the screenshots are ripped straight from Toy Story (the little guys in the rocket who worship the Great Claw). That's just strange. I remember watching that movie and thinking "Golly, I wish I was Stalin so I could teach those aliens a lesson". Classy.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 9:22AM (Unverified) said

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"Stalin commands (you) to dance."
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 4:52PM (Unverified) said

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I think Lenin is unlockable.
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