The second World War has fueled a nearly uncountable sea of video game titles, but while most have drawn inspiration from the same handful of historic events, none yet have captured the reality that was Joseph Stalin. But reality is boring, which is why we're much more interested in a new RTS by a trio of Russian devs (Wing Foundation, Dreamlore, and N-game) that takes an alternate history stab by pitting the Soviet leader's Red Army against an invasion from outer space. Wait...what?
The brilliantly titled Stalin Vs. Martians is billed as a simplified game designed "for anyone who just hates the strategy genre," with fun and action taking top billing over the kind of micromanagement that's normally the genre's calling card. Says the game's website: "The only resources you can find on the map are power-ups. They look like they should: like shiny rotating coins of bright colors." The devs even state that Stalin himself will be a playable unit in the later stages of the game, as he lumbers on the field as "a huge colossus, five times higher than any other creature. Just like it was in the real life." We can all look forward to driving the extra terrestrials out of Holy Mother Russia when the game ships for the PC this fall.
Reader Comments (35)
Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:10PM Lone Starr said
I've always wanted to play as my favorite murderous despot! If anyone asks, it's for uh, my statistics class.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 2:54AM NightVortex said
I grew up in the Soviet Union and I don't have the slightest clue.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 1:57AM CouchPotato99 said
A cookie to whoever figures out what "повелевает" means! Oh, and google says that the romanized version is "povelevaet".
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 2:04AM CouchPotato99 said
Okay, so google translate says that "Сталин повелевает танцевать" means "Stalin rule dance". Stalin rules at dancing? Stalin rules the dance? I actually have absolutely zero knowledged of Russian, so I'm probably just making a fool of myself.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:27PM (Unverified) said
Didnt this guy kill more Russians than Hitler? Including, most criminally, some of the most able and senior officers of the Russian army.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 10:46PM (Unverified) said
More Ukrainians, about 6-9 million. Historians lost count.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:38PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, we really want to play as the guy who killed more people that Hitler...
Jesus, they could have at least made it Boris Yeltsin, then we could have vodka-induced projectile vomiting at the enemy, while at the same time laughing drunkenly as the Russian Mafia take over most of the post-Soviet business infrastructure.
Just creepy...
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Jesus, they could have at least made it Boris Yeltsin, then we could have vodka-induced projectile vomiting at the enemy, while at the same time laughing drunkenly as the Russian Mafia take over most of the post-Soviet business infrastructure.
Just creepy...
Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:47PM (Unverified) said
We need to get other WWII leaders in on this. Franklin Roosevelt could come into battle with a massive wheelchair that CRUSHED the Martians beneath! Or Winston Churchill could set them on fire with his cigar of doom! Or Mussolini, in the finest traditions of his people, could chuck turtle shells at them and disappear down a pipe to collect more coins.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:51PM ThornedVenom said
We could also put in Chuck Norris.
You KNOW he was in there.
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You KNOW he was in there.
Posted: Apr 27th 2008 7:19PM (Unverified) said
"Or Mussolini, in the finest traditions of his people, could chuck turtle shells at them and disappear down a pipe to collect more coins."
Best thing I've read today!
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Best thing I've read today!
Posted: Apr 27th 2008 6:48PM hvnlysoldr said
I'd rather think the Bering Strait Bridge/Tunnel would save Russia.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 7:10PM (Unverified) said
i just hope that if you click on the Stalin unit enough like warcraft he'll say "Must crush capitalism! Rrrrarrrh!"
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 7:41PM (Unverified) said
The screenshots make it look like Command and Conquer: Generals meets Warcraft III. Still, the plot sounds amazing.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 7:44PM (Unverified) said
I'm, hoping that other Russian leaders are unlockable. I really want to use Khrushchev's Mighty Shoe-Banging attack to clear out Martians.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 8:35PM mr nimblewick said
It's a bit too much of the "let's make something quirky that all the internets will go crazy for, just like Snakes on a Plane" for me.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 10:06PM (Unverified) said
Make this game 20$ and put it on Steam and it'll sell like hotcakes just for the novelty.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2008 11:09PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Yeah, but wher's mah Tze Tung?
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 12:37AM (Unverified) said
I'd be way more interested in a game about Hitler cleansing Germany of the Jews then this piece of trash.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 1:29AM (Unverified) said
Um, I'm pretty sure those aliens in the screenshots are ripped straight from Toy Story (the little guys in the rocket who worship the Great Claw). That's just strange. I remember watching that movie and thinking "Golly, I wish I was Stalin so I could teach those aliens a lesson". Classy.
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