Joystiq impressions: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand (360/PS3)

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is a straight-ahead action game. You'll fire all kinds of guns to kill waves of disposable enemies, all trying to stop you from getting back what's rightfully yours. In a recent demo of the title, I felt a little bad for the sheer numbers of enemies you must dispatch; surely, these lowly thugs aren't making diamond-encrusted-skull money.
And before I get too far, a clarification: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is not necessarily set in the Middle East. Lots of places have sand, including Miami Beach, school playgrounds, ant farms, and other non-Middle-Eastern settings. The game is merely set in a fictitious, unnamed country with sand, palm trees, and vaguely Middle-Eastern architecture.
Gallery: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
The game is powered by Unreal Engine 3, thankfully freeing developers to keep piling on the crazy. My favorite is the customizable set of taunts 50 and the G-Unit hangers-on can employ. (And at this point, "favorite" has a deadly mixture of sarcasm and sincerity, like swallowing a spider to catch a fly. I just don't know which will win anymore.) These dozens of one-liners not only liven up the dull moments between gunfire, they actually add multiplier bonuses to your score when shouted after an attack. "Cut them down with words, and guns," I like to think 50 Cent would say.
50 Cent can shoot over and around obstructions, sort of like other UE3 games. But "Gangsta Fire" ads even more precision. Call out this bullet-time effect, and the action slows down around you, letting you quickly fire off shots against many targets.
But Blood on the Sand isn't just about gunfights. 50 Cent switches to hand-to-hand combat when closely engaging a foe. Enemy fire politely halts, and the action scopes in on the close-quarters fight. You don't control his specific attacks, but well-timed button presses to on-screen prompts unleash his power.
This title is about excess, and all of these game elements lead to that goal. Online-only multiplayer let two gamers share in the action, with drop-in and -out compatibility. Certain vehicles are ideal for cooperative sessions, like an armored truck with a turret in the back.
If you're playing alone, the second character will be controlled by the AI. Fittingly, player 1 always controls 50 Cent, while the second character could be Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banks, or DJ Whoo Kid. Either way, you'll have to work together in some moments, like boosting each other over a wall, to solve quick puzzles between the fighting.
I have no idea if 50 Cent fans will like this game or if they'll be calling him a sellout. For the fans, the game will include music from his entire catalog, so you can play old and new hits behind the frenzy of bullets.
I own no 50 Cent music, but I'm strangely attracted to the spectacle of the game. It could be a tangled, explosive, exploitive mess. I just want to stare, gawk, and get back the diamond-encrusted skull. Look for the spectacle in Fall, 2008.










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Huey2k2 @ Apr 28th 2008 3:37AM
GUNSHOT
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP
ZeroCorpse @ Apr 28th 2008 3:39AM
Really... come on. Is anybody really looking forward to this?
AL @ Apr 28th 2008 4:50AM
Yes! Have you seen the trailer?
Poisoned Al @ Apr 28th 2008 8:37AM
Oh I am. I'm waiting for everyone to tear it several new arseholes!
Darkbhudda @ Apr 28th 2008 9:47AM
Yes. Until Pavarotti releases an action RPG, this is the closest thing to awesome we have.
ronald.raygun @ Apr 28th 2008 3:47AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaand pre-ordered. too bad there's nothing good to play until this comes out. :/
Wes @ Apr 28th 2008 8:29AM
Dear lord, your right. I don't have this pre-ordered yet. Man, I hope eB Games is still open this late so I can cancel my GTA IV special edition pre-order without diamond encrusted skulls and 50 cent music!
Whew, what an awful mistake I almost made picking Niko over 50 cent. Wheeewwww.
Misfit Toy @ Apr 28th 2008 10:33AM
Haha...you have fun with that one Ronald. You just have some crazy fun. Maybe you can whip out the first 50 Cent game in anticipation for this hot sequal.
Perhaps you could go down to the local coffee shop and practice your phat improv rap songs with your boombox in the background playing sound effects of gun shots and rockets wizzing. Always gets ladies attention.
ronald.raygun @ Apr 28th 2008 11:57AM
man misfit toy why you gotta be a wangsta?
Procris @ Apr 28th 2008 3:49AM
I'm confused why anyone would think 50 cent was a good idea for a game. Apart from 50 cent themselves.
Poisoned Al @ Apr 28th 2008 8:39AM
Well it's aimed at 50 cent's fans.
IE: Middle class white teenagers.
NATO_Duke @ Apr 28th 2008 10:32AM
Nobody knows being shot like 50 cent - so it was meant to be. I bet this game is a crack-up to play if people don't take it too seriously. Some times an over the top game is worth the time if it makes you laugh your ass off.
ronald.raygun @ Apr 28th 2008 3:56AM
kinda awkward the black guy being the one you play in the confederate area. unless that's intentional.
ronald.raygun @ Apr 28th 2008 4:11AM
oops supposed to be for the ghostbusters post not this one
Jose42 @ Apr 28th 2008 4:02AM
It's about time we got our "rapper takes on the entire Middle East for a gaudy trinket" sim.
ScottyGEE32 @ Apr 28th 2008 4:20AM
Wait...I thought this was deemed an April fools joke :/
Guess I was fooled into believing it was fake. Jokes on me.
Philip (Fernando Rocker Defence Force) @ Apr 28th 2008 4:27AM
I can just see it now...
Joystiq.com says, "If you buy only one game... make it 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand"
embassy @ Apr 28th 2008 4:59AM
i was slightly starting to think this may actually be a standard, middle-of-road shoot'em up...until i read the term: "Gangsta Fire".
face...meet palm.
Korova @ Apr 28th 2008 5:08AM
It sounds like an easy game that is cheesy-easy pleasure. With fity cent music and popcorn arcade action.
I like easy. Maybe I play.
Poisoned Al @ Apr 28th 2008 8:43AM
Maybe if someone made a mod to put a silhouette of a guy and a couple of robots on screen, this game might just be bearable to play.
Korova @ Apr 28th 2008 5:05PM
MST3000 Matinee: ticket 50c only!
Nigeria - MK: 0430-8491-9123 @ Apr 28th 2008 6:05AM
"while the second character could be Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banks, or DJ Whoo Kid"
What a pathetic cast of characters.
Having said that, this looks no better or no worse than the multitude of generic shooters that have flooded the 360 and, to a lesser extent, PS3. At least with this game it sounds like they're not taking themselves too seriously. Too many games take the "serious" route despite their plots being laughably thin.
embassy @ Apr 28th 2008 7:30AM
i can't tell from your post whether you're being 100% saracstic or not, but those are actual G-unit rappers/artists, and yes..they're all rather avg at best. well..yayo just flat-out sucks but i digress.
too bad buck isnt in the game, or...on G-unit anymore...he was ok.
Nigeria - MK: 0430-8491-9123 @ Apr 28th 2008 8:07AM
Yeah, like the rest of the Unit, Yayo sucks, but I got to admit I liked So Seductive when it first came out.
Chase @ Apr 28th 2008 6:46AM
It looks interesting, but I'm not buying it, no matter how good it might be, because it involves 50 Cent.
The 50 Cent game scenario reminds me of the Sopranos scene where they abduct a famous film writer, portrayed by Timothy Daly, and force him to write their script.
Maverick Saturn @ Apr 28th 2008 7:11AM
Look, its 'Gears of war: 50'
Feoremar @ Apr 28th 2008 8:09AM
Well, I think it's about time the U.S. recall it's troops, 'cause all they need to do now is conscript 50 cents and the war will be won in no time....
What an egotistical bastard... :\
McWeen @ Apr 28th 2008 8:10AM
I think it sounds really stupid but in an enjoyable way. I bet this ends up being a fantastic rental.
Mythor @ Apr 28th 2008 8:10AM
Sounds just like Army of Two, only goofier and with 50 cent and G-Unit instead of Rios and Salem?
I'm in. Army of Two was a lot of fun.
Seroth @ Apr 28th 2008 9:05AM
Online-only multiplayer? That's a huge bummer! Hopefully my friends will be cool renting two copies of the game so we can system link or something. This game NEEDS to be played, just because of how ridiculous it is. It's gonna be AWESOME. Anyone who says different is silly.
NATO_Duke @ Apr 28th 2008 10:34AM
Yeah, this sounds like a party MP game with the one liners and such. Seems it would make for more laughs and smack talk if people could play it in one room together.
Misfit Toy @ Apr 28th 2008 9:32AM
Personally, I'd like to the Collector's Edition with the miniature diamond encrusted skull and teeth cap kit!
Jared @ Apr 28th 2008 11:55AM
I was sold after I was alerted that I could shoot dudes in the face with DJ Whoo Kid at my side.
GUnitsoldier187 @ May 4th 2008 12:29PM
you all say how much u hate 50, and how you would never buy this game,but youre the ones leaving the most comments! ha ha! G Unit 4 life!