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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 3:37AM Huey2k2 said

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GUNSHOT

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 3:39AM ZeroCorpse said

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Really... come on. Is anybody really looking forward to this?


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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 4:50AM alibanana said

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Yes! Have you seen the trailer?
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 8:37AM PoisonedAl said

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Oh I am. I'm waiting for everyone to tear it several new arseholes!
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 9:47AM (Unverified) said

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Yes. Until Pavarotti releases an action RPG, this is the closest thing to awesome we have.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 3:47AM dr steve brule said

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aaaaaaaaaaaaand pre-ordered. too bad there's nothing good to play until this comes out. :/
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 8:29AM EngadgetSoFunny said

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Dear lord, your right. I don't have this pre-ordered yet. Man, I hope eB Games is still open this late so I can cancel my GTA IV special edition pre-order without diamond encrusted skulls and 50 cent music!

Whew, what an awful mistake I almost made picking Niko over 50 cent. Wheeewwww.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 10:33AM Misfit Toy said

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Haha...you have fun with that one Ronald. You just have some crazy fun. Maybe you can whip out the first 50 Cent game in anticipation for this hot sequal.

Perhaps you could go down to the local coffee shop and practice your phat improv rap songs with your boombox in the background playing sound effects of gun shots and rockets wizzing. Always gets ladies attention.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 11:57AM dr steve brule said

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man misfit toy why you gotta be a wangsta?
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 3:49AM (Unverified) said

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I'm confused why anyone would think 50 cent was a good idea for a game. Apart from 50 cent themselves.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 8:39AM PoisonedAl said

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Well it's aimed at 50 cent's fans.

IE: Middle class white teenagers.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 10:32AM Duke said

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Nobody knows being shot like 50 cent - so it was meant to be. I bet this game is a crack-up to play if people don't take it too seriously. Some times an over the top game is worth the time if it makes you laugh your ass off.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 3:56AM dr steve brule said

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kinda awkward the black guy being the one you play in the confederate area. unless that's intentional.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 4:11AM dr steve brule said

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oops supposed to be for the ghostbusters post not this one
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 4:02AM (Unverified) said

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It's about time we got our "rapper takes on the entire Middle East for a gaudy trinket" sim.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 4:20AM Premature ejaculation man said

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Wait...I thought this was deemed an April fools joke :/

Guess I was fooled into believing it was fake. Jokes on me.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 4:27AM (Unverified) said

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I can just see it now...
Joystiq.com says, "If you buy only one game... make it 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand"
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 4:59AM embassy said

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i was slightly starting to think this may actually be a standard, middle-of-road shoot'em up...until i read the term: "Gangsta Fire".


face...meet palm.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 5:08AM Korova Pamplona said

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It sounds like an easy game that is cheesy-easy pleasure. With fity cent music and popcorn arcade action.

I like easy. Maybe I play.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 8:43AM PoisonedAl said

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Maybe if someone made a mod to put a silhouette of a guy and a couple of robots on screen, this game might just be bearable to play.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 5:05PM Korova Pamplona said

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MST3000 Matinee: ticket 50c only!
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 6:05AM Nigeria said

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"while the second character could be Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banks, or DJ Whoo Kid"

What a pathetic cast of characters.

Having said that, this looks no better or no worse than the multitude of generic shooters that have flooded the 360 and, to a lesser extent, PS3. At least with this game it sounds like they're not taking themselves too seriously. Too many games take the "serious" route despite their plots being laughably thin.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 7:30AM embassy said

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i can't tell from your post whether you're being 100% saracstic or not, but those are actual G-unit rappers/artists, and yes..they're all rather avg at best. well..yayo just flat-out sucks but i digress.

too bad buck isnt in the game, or...on G-unit anymore...he was ok.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 8:07AM Nigeria said

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Yeah, like the rest of the Unit, Yayo sucks, but I got to admit I liked So Seductive when it first came out.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 6:46AM (Unverified) said

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It looks interesting, but I'm not buying it, no matter how good it might be, because it involves 50 Cent.

The 50 Cent game scenario reminds me of the Sopranos scene where they abduct a famous film writer, portrayed by Timothy Daly, and force him to write their script.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 7:11AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Look, its 'Gears of war: 50'
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 8:10AM (Unverified) said

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Sounds just like Army of Two, only goofier and with 50 cent and G-Unit instead of Rios and Salem?

I'm in. Army of Two was a lot of fun.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 8:09AM Feoremar said

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Well, I think it's about time the U.S. recall it's troops, 'cause all they need to do now is conscript 50 cents and the war will be won in no time....


What an egotistical bastard... :\
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 8:10AM McWeen said

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I think it sounds really stupid but in an enjoyable way. I bet this ends up being a fantastic rental.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 9:05AM Seroth said

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Online-only multiplayer? That's a huge bummer! Hopefully my friends will be cool renting two copies of the game so we can system link or something. This game NEEDS to be played, just because of how ridiculous it is. It's gonna be AWESOME. Anyone who says different is silly.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 10:34AM Duke said

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Yeah, this sounds like a party MP game with the one liners and such. Seems it would make for more laughs and smack talk if people could play it in one room together.
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 9:32AM Misfit Toy said

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Personally, I'd like to the Collector's Edition with the miniature diamond encrusted skull and teeth cap kit!
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Posted: Apr 28th 2008 11:55AM Teleto said

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I was sold after I was alerted that I could shoot dudes in the face with DJ Whoo Kid at my side.
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Posted: May 4th 2008 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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you all say how much u hate 50, and how you would never buy this game,but youre the ones leaving the most comments! ha ha! G Unit 4 life!
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